bvenable

#!/bin/bash
rand () 
{ 
    RANGE=$1;
    number=$RANDOM;
    let "number %= $RANGE";
    let "number = $number + 1"
}
PICRANGE=$(ls pics/* 2>/dev/null | wc -l)
QUOTERANGE=$(ls quotes/* 2>/dev/null | wc -l)

bvenable

I MEAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT LITHIUM CARBONATE  
BECOMES VERY UNSTABLE --  
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?  
WHY ARE YOU STEPPING ON ME LIKE THIS?  
YOU KNOW WHY.  
I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO A WHOLE THING NOW, CARL.  
I MEAN, I REALLY DON'T. NOT NOW.  
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SMART.  
CARL.  
I CAN'T HELP IT. YOU'RE SO BIG.  

bvenable

{:timestamp=>"2013-12-10T20:59:56.794000+0000", :message=>"Exception in filterworker", "exception"=>#<TypeError: can't clone Fixnum>, "backtrace"=>["org/jruby/RubyKernel.java:2055:in `clone'", "file:/usr/local/logging/logstash/logstash-1.2.2-flatjar.jar!/logstash/event.rb:81:in `clone'", "org/jruby/RubyHash.java:1324:in `each'", "file:/usr/local/logging/logstash/logstash-1.2.2-flatjar.jar!/logstash/event.rb:79:in `clone'", "file:/usr/local/logging/logstash/logstash-1.2.2-flatjar.jar!/logstash/filters/split.rb:51:in `filter'", "org/jruby/RubyArray.java:1613:in `each'", "file:/usr/local/logging/logstash/logstash-1.2.2-flatjar.jar!/logstash/filters/split.rb:48:in `filter'", "(eval):2463:in `initialize'", "org/jruby/RubyProc.java:271:in `call'", "file:/usr/local/logging/logstash/logstash-1.2.2-flatjar.jar!/logstash/pipeline.rb:250:in `filter'", "file:/usr/local/logging/logstash/logstash-1.2.2-flatjar.jar!/logstash/pipeline.rb:191:in `filterworker'", "file:/usr/local/logging/logstash/logstash-1.2.2-flatjar.jar!/lo

bvenable

input {
  udp {
    port => 5140
    type => syslog
  }
}

filter {
  metrics {
      type => "syslog"

bvenable

{:timestamp=>"2013-08-26T12:50:06.811000-0500", :message=>"Trouble sending GELF event", :gelf_event=>{"short_message"=>nil, "full_message"=>"%{@message}", "host"=>"moslexglog-devel", "file"=>"%{@source_path}", "_events.count"=>4981, "_events.rate_1m"=>194.2989022840943, "_events.rate_5m"=>199.33349711756875, "_events.rate_15m"=>199.5631028812791, "_tags"=>"metric", "facility"=>"%{syslog_facility}"}, :event=>#<LogStash::Event:0xeda3936 @cancelled=false, @data={"@source"=>"unknown", "@tags"=>["metric"], "@fields"=>{"events.count"=>4981, "events.rate_1m"=>194.2989022840943, "events.rate_5m"=>199.33349711756875, "events.rate_15m"=>199.5631028812791}, "@timestamp"=>"2013-08-26T17:50:06.809Z", "@source_host"=>"loghost"}>, :error=>#<ArgumentError: short_message is missing. Options version, short_message and host must be set.>, :level=>:warn}

bvenable

{:timestamp=>"2013-08-22T14:34:33.770000-0500", :message=>"Output thread exception", :plugin=><LogStash::Outputs::Gelf facility=>"%{syslog_facility}", level=>["%{syslog_severity}"], host=>"127.0.0.1", sender=>"%{@source_host}", file=>"%{@source_path}", ignore_metadata=>["severity", "source_host", "source_path", "short_message"], full_message=>"%{@message}", short_message=>"short_message">, :exception=>#<NoMethodError: undefined method `downcase' for nil:NilClass>, :backtrace=>["file:/usr/local/logging/logstash-1.1.13/logstash-1.1.13-monolithic.jar!/logstash/outputs/gelf.rb:193:in `receive'", "file:/usr/local/logging/logstash-1.1.13/logstash-1.1.13-monolithic.jar!/logstash/outputs/base.rb:55:in `handle'", "file:/usr/local/logging/logstash-1.1.13/logstash-1.1.13-monolithic.jar!/logstash/agent.rb:805:in `run_output'", "file:/usr/local/logging/logstash-1.1.13/logstash-1.1.13-monolithic.jar!/logstash/agent.rb:419:in `start_output'"], :level=>:warn}
rate: 137.1745003240963
{:timestamp=>"2013-08-22T14:34:38.770000-0

bvenable

input {
  tcp {
    port => 5140
    type => syslog
  }
  udp {
    port => 5140
    type => syslog
  }
}