My solution to Array() shenanigans

array.rb

class Array
  def self.i_want_a_goddamn_array thing
    if thing.kind_of? Hash
      [thing]
    else
      Array(thing)
    end
  end
end

irb.rb

>> Array.i_want_a_goddamn_array []
=> []
>> Array.i_want_a_goddamn_array nil
=> []
>> Array.i_want_a_goddamn_array({foo: 'bar'})
=> [{:foo=>"bar"}]
>> Array.i_want_a_goddamn_array [{foo: 'bar'}, {bar: 'baz'}]
=> [{:foo=>"bar"}, {:bar=>"baz"}]