japaname.php

<?php

$argc != 2 && exit('Use: php japaname.php yourname' . PHP_EOL);

$dict = explode(',', 'ka,tu,mi,te,ku,lu,ji,ri,ki,zu,me,ta,rin,to,mo,no,ke,shi,ari,chi,do,ru,na,mei,fu,ra');

$japaname = array_reduce(str_split($argv[1]), function ($r, $c) use ($dict) {
    $chr = ord(strtolower($c)) - 97;
    return $r . (array_key_exists($chr, $dict) ? $dict[$chr] : ' ');
});

echo $japaname . PHP_EOL;

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// PHP 5.4 required
// Use: php japaname.php yourname
//  or: php japaname.php "Your Full Name"