http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered/771974#771974

define_joke

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define false true
#define while if
#define NULL ::rand() % 2
#define return return ::rand() *

int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {
	while (false) {
		printf("Hello World");
	}
	getchar();
	return 0;
}