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func AllPlayers() []*Player {
	ikeys, _ := conn().Do("KEYS", playerTag + "*:item_list")
	keys := make([]string, 0)
	// OH MY GOD. I have no idea how to convert ikeys to a slice of
	// strings. This feels incredibly dirty.
	for _, key := range ikeys.([]interface{}) {
		keys = append(keys, string(key.([]uint8)))
	}
	players := make([]*Player, 0)
	for _, key := range keys {
		tokens := strings.Split(key, ":")
		if len(tokens) == 3 {
			players = append(players, NewPlayer(tokens[1]))
		}
	}
	return players
}