deploy_to_production.py

import time

print "..."
time.sleep(1)
print "..."
print "..."
print "..."
print "..."
time.sleep(1)
print "..."
print "..."
time.sleep(1)
print "Production deployed "
print " "
print " "
print " "
print " "
print " "
print " "
print " "
print " "

Thanks! I hope I will be able to get my head around this soon. Or I might not even try.

I think there is a bug between line 14 and 21

Clearly you can see that there is some carriage return missing 🤔

Breaks with Python 3+ :(

Ship it!

Just Kidding

Its not real production deploys unless you have ascii emoji's involved in deployer script logs

a real serverless architecture everyone!

I don't want to be that guy but this is written for python 2. Might face version incompatibility issues later. Better to include parentheses. :)

Where are the Emojis!

I don't want to be that guy but this is written for python 2. Might face version incompatibility issues later. Better to include parentheses. :)

it looks so good in python 2

⭐️ 14 stars. why?! 😅

ok let me save this to save my deploy 😄👍🏻

14 stars. why?!

ok let me save this to save my deploy 👍🏻

less right?!? I don't think it's getting the attention it deserves.

hehehehehhe 🎶🎶

Thank you. This will save many souls that lost in many Fridays. <3

@swingfox super advanced deploy script

Does anyone know how to port this to bash?

So forking this 😁

I believe forming and merging all these commits with my mission critical software and deploying it int the middle of the day Friday is a wise thing to do

Nice also this seemed missing

if date.today().weekday() == 5:        #Fridays must be forbidden
   print(" Nice Try")
   sys.exit()

Clean Code 😎

It's beautiful

@swingfox super advanced deploy script

way ahead of our time

Can't wait to containerize this

I wish I could simply import time.

Needs more cowbell

Does anyone know how to port this to bash?

Sure - echo ...;sleep 1;echo -e "...\n...\n...\n...";sleep 1;echo -e "...\n...";sleep 1;echo -e "Production deployed\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n"

@mzedeler

A masterpiece

This is unfair. You should have written some documentation for this. How can we earth people comprehend this?

It's been 9 months and I'm still struggling to grasp this

Omg no way! hahaha