A curated anthology of @castrojo's prompts to Copilot agents, June–August 2026, sourced from local Copilot CLI session logs. Duplicates collapsed; lore/script quotes and content-editing requests excluded (you weren't swearing at the agent, you were writing dialogue).
Project Bluefin a passion project, artists are commissioned and paid. I used AI to assemble the movie, which will premier at KubeCon+CloudNativeCon in Salt Lake City. If you want to cheat find me at Github Universe.
And now ... the shit I had to put up with to make this thing. And yes, worth every fucking penny!
"publish the damn images like you were told" — 2026-06-08
"the fix is to update the version not change the fucking secret" — 2026-06-14
"yes continue fixing bugs, stop interrupting on stupid shit and get to work" — 2026-06-21
"STOP. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING. I LITERALLY TOLD YOU TO DOCUMENT THINGS FOR THE NEXT AGENT AND NOW YOU ARE MAKING UP DISKS." — 2026-06-21
"This is a shitty report - are you an SWE or not?" — 2026-06-21
"I explicityly told you to fix this shit and get moving" — 2026-06-21
"STOP MAKING UP NEW SHIT AND TRYING TO WORK AROUND THE BROKEN RULES THAT YOU PUT IN PLACE. AUTOMATE THIS REPO" — 2026-06-22
"another dirty PR with sha bumps in it, fix this I am tired of your shitty PRs" — 2026-06-22
"fix the fucking factory we are tired of broken tests" — 2026-06-22
"PLICATING EVERYHTHING JESUS CHRIST FIX THE FUCKING TESTS TO GO GREEN NO ONE CARES ABOUT LABELS JUST DELETE IT" — 2026-06-22 (mid-word caps-lock rage)
"cancel the fucking builds and start over and end session" — 2026-06-22
"next time fucking listen to me" — 2026-06-22
"stop fucking around and clean it up just set limits it's not rocket science" — 2026-06-22
"You were supposed to make this automatic how do you miss such basic shit" — 2026-06-23
"this is kubernetes for a reason stop fucking around with the cluster shit and fix the tests" — 2026-06-23
"stop using kubectl and ssh read the fucking directions" — 2026-06-23
"MERGE ALREADY STOP MAKING EXCUSES TO FIX SHIT" — 2026-06-23
"why are you fucking with secrets and apps I told you to fix the release not mess around" — 2026-06-23
"fix the fucking docs I am tired of this crap" — 2026-06-23
"FIX EVERYTHING STOP REASONING ABOUT SHIT YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO" — 2026-06-23
"why are you adding shit just make a release section jesus christ get moving" — 2026-06-23
"I told you to fix this and you literally read what I told you to fix back to me as a solution FIX. THE GODDAMN REPO." — 2026-06-23
"WHY IS THIS HERE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT PART OF ONE RUNNER AT A TIME DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WE ARE ON DAY THREE." — 2026-06-23
"LITERALLY READ THIS SESSION WHAT THE FUCK" — 2026-06-24
"load documentation skills from context7 you suck at docs" — 2026-06-24
"use context7 I am tired of telling you stop relying on your old shitty training data" — 2026-06-24
"jesus fucking christ do what you are told" — 2026-06-24
"That is made up bullshit why are you on this path? Read the fucking docs like I told you to and read context7 and stop fucking guess" — 2026-06-24
"users want to see what fucking upgraded that week not a math formular. One box with numbers in it jesus christ please for the love of god read what I am telling you" — 2026-06-24
"ITS THE ONLY SHIT YOU GOT RIGHT" — 2026-06-24
"SEE HOW THOSE BOXES FIT WITHOUT BEING FUCKING STUPID LOOKING" — 2026-06-24
"COPY THE GODDAMN DESIGN LANGUAGE THAT IS WELL DOCUMENTED" — 2026-06-24
"PUT THE FUCKING CRON JOBS BACK DONT FUCK WITH IT." — 2026-06-24
"STOP. YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY BY IGNORING MY QUEUES AND THEN READING THEM MUCH LATER OUT OF CONTEXT." — 2026-06-24
"nO i DON'T WANT A PR JUST MERGE THIS SHIT JESUS CHRIST" — 2026-06-24
"my answer is always the same, read the fucking docs" — 2026-06-24
"go get ponytail and stop blocking the team on stupid shit" — 2026-06-24
"YOU JUST FUCKING TOLD ME THE RUN IS ALMOST DONE" — 2026-06-24
"PROFESSIONAL SYSADMINS DO NOT GUES THEY VERIFY AND CHECK. I HAVE BEEN CORRECTING YOU ON BASIC SYSADMIN HYGENE FOR A WEEK. READ THE FUCKING DOCS." — 2026-06-24
"turn on the fucking cache and publish a fucking build I have been tying the same thing this box for three days" — 2026-06-24
"I literally told you to stop with the CI theater" — 2026-06-24
"jesus fucking christ. ONE BUILD COMMAND" — 2026-06-24
"jesus fucking christ look up in context7 what to type stop dicking around" — 2026-06-24
"Fucking do what I tell you. ... Did I mention hummingbird at all? why did you bring it up. READ THE FUCKING THINGS I TELL YOU" — 2026-06-24
"I swear to fucking god you better not touch those registry utls" — 2026-06-24
"I have been saying this for three days. SHUT UP AND DO IT." — 2026-06-24
"STOP. READ THE DOCS AND THE HISTORY YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING BREAK IT AGAIN." — 2026-06-24
"We don't give a shit if people who download some obscure thing need to download an entire gcc in brew ... brew MUST. WORK." — 2026-06-25
"we don't give a shit about snapper" — 2026-06-25
"we are on day 4 of your shitty ideas - check everything" — 2026-06-25
"make it what the fuck are you doing - just import the images into the lab" — 2026-06-25
"the intent is working builds not shitty design" — 2026-06-25 (×5, rapid-fire)
"Fix the fucking cluster stop getting sidetracked by old docs" — 2026-06-25
"if CI is broken why are you folloing policy? Fix the fucking repos." — 2026-06-25
"every single shitty decision you have made to NOT LISTEN TO ME MAKES THAT NUMBER GO UP" — 2026-06-25
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU CHANGED PRODUCTION WITHOUT ASKING." — 2026-06-26
"why are you writing shitty python scripts fix the computer" — 2026-06-28
"my thumbnails folder has been broken for three hours just render the things on the system stop doing 'checks' and stupid shit" — 2026-06-28
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JUST BUILD THE SITE AND OPEN THE LOCAL BROWSER" — 2026-06-29
"I asked for kernel versions not made up shit" — 2026-07-01
"Just add ssh you fucking idiot" — 2026-07-01
"jesus christ cant you make a fucking usb stick it's been all afternoon just do it" — 2026-07-01
"stop fucking around with tests have a background agent do that" — 2026-07-01
"what the fuck is this just reload it for me" — 2026-07-02
"you just started doing stuypid shit without asking" — 2026-07-02
"are you fucking stupid I told you to use the clustrer instead you copied over ethernet. I've told you three times to fix this." — 2026-07-03
"move fast you've spent all day thanks to btrfs stupidity" — 2026-07-03
"STOP PUSHING WITHOUT FUCKING TESTING. THE REASON THE BUILD HAS BEEN BROKEN IS BECAUSE OF THIS." — 2026-07-04
"if you are telling me it hasn't been doing it this way the entire time then ... you've been lying to me the entire time" — 2026-07-04
"stop pinning shit" — 2026-07-04 (brevity award)
"Read the fucking docs and listen to me. Why are you making a new file to set ONE setting." — 2026-07-06
"what the fuck are you doing check the cron build" — 2026-07-07
"I need more detail stop hiding shit from me" — 2026-07-07
"do NOT make the cusotm shit work, DROP THE CUSTOM SHIT" — 2026-07-08
"JUST ASK ME THE FUCKING QUESTIONS INSTEAD OF MAKING THINGS UP" — 2026-07-08
"DO NOT FUCK AROUND messing and guessing like other agents." — 2026-07-08
"so your responso me telling you to not do that is to fuck it up more" — 2026-07-08
"fix the fucking cluster why do you keep stopping" — 2026-07-08
"you need to fix this instead of fucking around it's literally fix a mirror" — 2026-07-08
"now you're lying, unmerge my fucking pr" — 2026-07-08
"why the fuck are you not putting dns through ethernet like you are supposed to" — 2026-07-10
"stop overengineering with this ssh bullshit" — 2026-07-10
"I have asked 3 times and you keep doing shitty fallback builds" — 2026-07-10
"edit that shit out of there ... Save this I am tired of you generating fiction. you parse numbers for me. I GENERATE THE CONTENT." — 2026-07-10
"why is there so much bold stop ignoring my preferences, this is also shitty" — 2026-07-10
"use standard github formatting for release notes why are you inventing shit" — 2026-07-10
"fix the fucking problemn like I said" — 2026-07-11
"FUCKING DO IT THEN" — 2026-07-11
"no that's bullshit, we've been trying to do a non compilation build for 12 hours" — 2026-07-11
"ok then fucking fix it" — 2026-07-11
"follow my fucking instructiuons, publish dakota:testing stop cancelling runs" — 2026-07-11 (×5 in 25 seconds — the machine-gun incident)
"it's been 18h and I went to sleep and you went on a loop doing nothing" — 2026-07-11
"ok then fucking tell me to reboot it wakeonlan is not on why are you guessing?" — 2026-07-11
"then why didn't you fucking say anything instead of making shit up" — 2026-07-11
"READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS I TOLD YOU STOP DEVIATING" — 2026-07-11
"stop looking at the k8s cluster, I TOLD YOU TO FIX FUCKING GITHUB" — 2026-07-11
"why did you just make shit up? Ask next time" — 2026-07-11
"goddamn it, why do you keep doing this. MAKE THE FUCKING BOOTC AND BLUEFIN THINGS BUILD ON CACHE.PROJECTBLUEFIN.IO LIKE BEFORE." — 2026-07-11
"stop making this shit up, you are NEVER to generate ficiton that is my job" — 2026-07-12
"you ran all night fucking up this cluster" — 2026-07-12
"FIX THE FUCKING PROBLEM AND END SESSION. WHY DO YOU NEED TO BE TOLD TO FIX YOUR MISTAKES JUST FIX THEM" — 2026-07-12
"you have written a bunch of tests and done a bunch of shit and the website is still broken, finish up so I can have future agents fix your mess" — 2026-07-12
"I CAN READ YOUR TOKENS I CAN TELL WHEN YOU DONT LOOK AND JUST MAKE SHIT UP" — 2026-07-12
"fix the fucking website what is your problem" — 2026-07-12
"you have littered this repo with a bunch of shitty worktrees" — 2026-07-12
"why are you opening pull requests FIX THE FUCKING BUILD WHO IS GOING TO MERGE A PULL REQUEST ON A BROKEN BUILD" — 2026-07-12
"Follow my fucking instructions, you added stock photos to the entire slideshow" — 2026-07-12
"you were instructed to add photos of an actual event not made up bullshit" — 2026-07-12
"if the cluster is idle you are costing me money, load k8sgpt if you have to do your fucking job" — 2026-07-12
"did you even look up documentation? ... I don't want a shitty third party service" — 2026-07-12
"THESE ARE LIKE PAGES IN A BOOK stop randomly making copies and shuffling the fucking order" — 2026-07-13
"stop fucking with the other pages we are only working on page 1" — 2026-07-13
"you fucked up, again. ASK ME. ... why would you butcher the FUCKING MESSAGE." — 2026-07-13
"COME ON MAN. THE ENTIRE FUCKING MESSAGE IS REMOVED." — 2026-07-14
"goddamn it. look in the fucking history. ... How did you instantly destroy this website. I am deeply upset. FIX IT." — 2026-07-14
"GODDAMN IT" — 2026-07-15 (minimalism award)
"I can't ship tonight you have delivered nothing useful. Do all of them in parallel fuck it." — 2026-07-15
"FOR FUCKS SAKE" — 2026-07-15
"it still looks like shit and flickers" — 2026-07-15
"stop making devices and shit just make it work normal" — 2026-07-16
"no I don't want that green overlay and shitty progress bar I want the awersome one you made, come on" — 2026-07-17
"I don't give a shit about locales this is a waste of time" — 2026-07-17
"christophs name is still wrong from your fuckup. His badge is supposed to be gold, you instead made his name gold and kept the badge basic. I know it's confusing he's a shithead." — 2026-07-19
"stop posting all those shitty comments get rid of them and follow proper procedures" — 2026-07-25
"what the fuck are you doing, the quote replaces the QR code page in the video itself go back and read my instructions" — 2026-07-26 (×3 in two minutes)
"goddamn it" / "stop fucking posting in issues" / "follow the goddamn docs" — 2026-07-26 (the triple-tap, 9 seconds apart)
"You are in projectbluefin/lab what the fuck are you doing posting in other repos?" — 2026-07-26
"this Pr is trash, look at the shit you submitted next time" — 2026-07-28
"unacceptable, find it on homebrew and unfuck that mess you just made" — 2026-07-28
"I don't want to do any of this shit and I am tired of asking you to do it" — 2026-07-28
"it's fine it's an mvp stop trying to do a bunch of shit just review and ship" — 2026-07-28
"FIX THE FUCKING ISSUES AND PRS" — 2026-07-28
"I am trying to get work done why are you adding features, fix the fucking thing" — 2026-07-29
"you are writing a bunch of bullshit tests for something that doesn't exist - just fix the VM ... you can do all the other bullshit later" — 2026-07-31
"stop getting distracted by stupid shit and build this as quickly as possible" — 2026-07-31
"STOP READING OLD SHIT AND LISTEN TO MY INSTRUCTIONS" — 2026-07-31
"I did not mention ollama or any of that shit, pay attention" — 2026-07-31
"REBUILD THE FUCKING CONTAINER LIKE IU TOLD YOU" — 2026-07-31
"DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT TESTS FIXT THE CONTAINER" — 2026-08-01
"Fix the fucking repo. If you don't know if smoething works, run it, when you find an error fix it. ... Why are you not following the instructions this is so frustrating" — 2026-08-01
"why are you making me sign off on an alpha product that I have spent 3 days trying to get working" — 2026-08-01
"save this: You spammed 2 issues upstream out of nowhere. WHAT THE FUCK" — 2026-08-02
"STOP. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MAKING A review-base THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU TO DO. ... STOP INVENTING ARTIFACTS." — 2026-08-04
"why are you sitting there fucking fix the shit. If we don't need it fucking close it" — 2026-08-05
"argo should not be in the fucking image what are you doing" — 2026-08-05
"you're supposed to fix it not spam contributors. Delete that shit and fix the PR" — 2026-08-05
"ok stop being fucking stupid. I need the chat dialogues in the 2nd video" — 2026-08-05
"this is basic shit that you have been overlooking" — 2026-08-05
"now you fucked yourself because despite all of this you still have scroll bars and unreadable chat" — 2026-08-06
"wtf are you doing use buildstream read the docs" — 2026-08-07
"we added find to the image get rid of that custom shit" — 2026-08-07
"WHY IS MY CONTAINER BROKEN - YOU BROKE MY LOCAL CONTAINER" — 2026-08-07
"WHY DO YOU FUCKING KEEP SPAMMING INSTEAD OF READING. STOP. GENERATING. STUPID. CONTENT. WITHOUT. READING." — 2026-08-07
"USE PODMAN LIKE A NORMAL PERSON" — 2026-08-07
"why are we using such shitty colors?" — 2026-08-08
"THEN FUCKING FIX AGENTS.MD DELETE THE WHOLE THING AND START OVER" — 2026-08-08
"when you do not know what to do ask me don't make shit up that is antithetal to our documentation" — 2026-08-08
"all I see is us making snowflakes and building a bunch of stupid shit we don't need" — 2026-08-08
"I do not want you merging PRs I want you to fix the fucking reivew container" — 2026-08-08
"if you are editing /etc you fucked up" — 2026-08-08
"you spit out linux bullshit instead of fixing it like I have been asking you all afternoon" — 2026-08-08
"you should just FIX THE FUCKING MAIN STABLE BRANCH" — 2026-08-09
"why did you merge this you didn't read the fucking review?" — 2026-08-09
"READ. THE FUCKING. SKILLS" — 2026-08-09
"that's bullshit I literally told you I want to merge from this UI why are you not following my fucking instructions" — 2026-08-09
"FIX THE FUCKING CONTAINER MAINTAINERS NEED THIS AND YOU ARE BLOCKING WORK" — 2026-08-09
"what the fuck why did you send a PR this is a mess" — 2026-08-09
"this was recorded as HDR but looks like shit" — 2026-08-10
"Give me the link to the videos not a bunch of shit buried in git and worktrees" — 2026-08-10
"make sure agents stop making shit up to put things ... in their own folder shithead" — 2026-08-10
"why don't you check context7 and use normal tools instead of making shit up" — 2026-08-10
"STOP DONT JUST CHANGE SHIT" — 2026-08-11
"stop chasing your tail file shit and finish up" — 2026-08-12
"don't block on stupid legal shit just use another picture then" — 2026-08-12
"no :dev container bullshit make sure you are pushing to stable" — 2026-08-13
"it's the entire encoding pipeline that is trash but I can see you going on a sidequest already even though I told you not to" — 2026-08-13
"most of these issues are blocking important work over stupid shit like one line of dialogue" — 2026-08-15
"here's another critically important quality bug buried in shitty comments" — 2026-08-15
"stop fucking with the videos that are fine I told you low quality videos" — 2026-08-15
"just git reset don't spend time unfucking your mess" — 2026-08-15
"delete that ladder stop making up shit" — 2026-08-15
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE FUCKING UP THE IMAGES DO NOT MODIFY THEM" — 2026-08-15
"stop darking the wallpapers and making the text shitty you are ruining the CTA" — 2026-08-16
"those hero splashes they suck, don't brighten the slides that looks like shit use a design skill instead" — 2026-08-16
"stale is never ok because that's wrong, fix that shit" — 2026-08-17
"I asked you to post a link not to make up bullshit" — 2026-08-17
"I gave the exact timestamp and instead an agent made up some shit" — 2026-08-18
"the intro video is still jacked up ... cut all that shitty electrical noise" — 2026-08-18
"YOU BROKE THE FUCKING PROLOGUE STOP ASSUMING" — 2026-08-19
"READ THE FUCKING DOCS USE THE FARM there are 50 cores why did you give it 11?" — 2026-08-19
"If a fucking issue is open blocking you FIX THE FUCKING ISSUE" — 2026-08-19
"the amber sections are still fucked up, you ignored all of the chat changes" — 2026-08-19
"Ok so you destroyed my disk and now expect me to go through and figure it out? Absolutely not, you organize the shit and present it to me" — 2026-08-19
"no, why are you documenting your hallucinations just ignore the model shit and do what you are told" — 2026-08-21
"I ONLY GET CERTAIN UPLOADS TO YOUTUBE A DAY STOP FUCKING UP THE TRAILER THIS WAS WORKING FINE" — 2026-08-22
"THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME, IS THE DATA REAL" — 2026-06-24
"Fleet deployed: let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" — 2026-07-03
"Fleet deployed: fix everything and then rebuild the container on github, let's make it shit" — 2026-08-07
- ~200 profane prompts across ~90 sessions (2026-06-02 → 2026-08-24)
- Peak rage day: 2026-06-24 (19 incidents)
- Favorite construction: "read the fucking docs" (and variants: READ. THE FUCKING. SKILLS)
- Recurring themes: making shit up, not reading docs, opening PRs instead of fixing things, CI theater, snowflake shit
- Records: fastest triple-swear — 9 seconds (2026-07-26); most rapid-fire repeats — "publish dakota:testing stop cancelling runs" ×5 in 25 seconds (2026-07-11)