new Sedlmayr()

scaryYetAwesome.php

<?php

class Sedlmayr {

    private $_gender;

    private $_name;

    public function __construct()
    {
        $this->_gender  = 'unknown';
        $this->_name    = 'unknown';
    }

    public function getReleaseDate()
    {
        return new DateTime('23rd October 2012');
    }

    public function isAwesome()
    {
        // OMFG YEAH! is returned as true;
        return true;
    }
}

$baby = new Sedlmayr();

You're missing this...

<?php
private $_takesAfter;
public function setTakesAfter($parent)
{
    $this->_takesAfter = $parent;
}

Then we can hope that:

<?php
$baby = new Sedlmayr();
$baby->setTakesAfter('Anne');

:-)

Congratulations my friend, you'll both make epic parents I've no doubt.