surrogate.rb

class Surrogate < ActiveRecord::Base
        def self.columns()
                @columns ||= [];
        end
        def self.column(name, sql_type = nil, default = nil, null = true)
                columns << ActiveRecord::ConnectionAdapters::Column.new(name.to_s, default, sql_type.to_s, null)
        end
        def save
  end
  def new_record?
        false
  end
  def update
  end

  column :id, :string
  column :title, :string

  acts_as_commentable
  acts_as_taggable
end