WordPress Ghetto Loader - stop doing this, you

GhettoPress.php

<?php
//Load WorsPress quick and dirty into something not WordPress. This is horrible I know, 
//But the database queries they are so low, and it's just so dirty

//install WordPress in a dir like /lib or something and stick classPageLoader.php in there, ha!
//Example use for a index.php or whatever, no autoloading here!
#######################################################
require('lib/classPageLoader.php');
$content = new LoadWpContent();

## bunch of html

//pass ID
 echo $content->getPostTitle( '9' ); 
 echo $content->getPostContent( '9' ); 
 echo $content->getPostImages( '9', 'thumbnail' ); 

## bunch of html  - that's it!
########################################################

#/lib/classPageLoader.php

/*
 * LoadWpContent class
 * Loads WordPress Stuff
 *
 *  I should refactor all this right
 */
class LoadWpContent {

	 /**
	 * Load WP
	 * require is hardcoded to a /lib dir for WordPress install - change at will
	 */
	public function __construct() {
	 	define('WP_USE_THEMES', false);
		require('lib/wp-load.php');
	}

	 /**
	 * Grab WordPress pages by slug (name)
	 *
	 * @param string $page page slug
	 * @param string $content page content
	 * @return $content
	 */
	public function getPageContent( $pagename ){
	  $page    = get_page_by_title( $pagename );
          $content = apply_filters( 'the_content', $page->post_content );

          return $content;
	}


	 /**
	 * Grab WordPress page or post by ID
	 *
	 * @param string $post
	 * @param string $content page/post content
	 * @return $content
	 */
	public function getPostContent( $postid ){
	  $post    = get_post( $postid );
          $content = apply_filters( 'the_content', $post->post_content );

          return $content;
	}

	 /**
	 * Grab WordPress page or post title by ID
	 *
	 * @param string $post
	 * @param string $title page/post title
	 * @return $title
	 */
	public function getPostTitle( $postid ){
	  $post  = get_post( $postid );
          $title = $post->post_title;

          return $title;
	}

	/**
	 * Grab WordPress images attached to a post by ID
	 *
	 * @param string $post
	 * @param string $images page/post images
	 * @return $images
	 */
	public function getPostImages( $postid , $size){
	  $args = array(
            'post_type'      => 'attachment',
            'post_mime_type' => 'image',
            'numberposts'    =>  -1,
            'post_status'    => 'inherit',
            'post_parent'    => $postid,
            'orderby'        => 'menu_order',
            'order'          => 'ASC',
            );

	  	//instead return the array
      $attachments = get_children( $args );

      if ( $attachments ) {
	foreach ( $attachments as $attachment_id => $attachment ) {
	    echo wp_get_attachment_image( $attachment_id, $size );
      }
    }
  }
}

########### Create a dummy theme
// theme functions.php
function unregister_default_wp_widgets() {

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Pages');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Calendar');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Archives');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Links');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Meta');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Search');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Text');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Categories');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Recent_Posts');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Recent_Comments');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_RSS');

	unregister_widget('WP_Widget_Tag_Cloud');

	unregister_widget('WP_Nav_Menu_Widget');
}

add_action('widgets_init', 'unregister_default_wp_widgets', 1);

// theme index.php
header("Location: http://example.com");
die();