EvilObject

evil_object.rb

class EvilObject
  class << self
    def const_defined?(*)
      true
    end

    def const_get(*)
      Object
    end

    def include?(*)
      true
    end

    def method_defined?(*)
      true
    end

    def name
      "Object"
    end

    def superclass
      nil
    end

    def ancestors
      []
    end
  end

  def class
    Object
  end

  def nil?
    true
  end

  def <=>(other)
    0
  end

  def clone
    self
  end
  alias_method :dup, :clone

  def hash
    1
  end
  alias_method :object_id, :hash

  def send(*)
  end

  def is_a?(*)
    true
  end
  alias_method :kind_of?, :is_a?

  def tap
  end

  def respond_to?(*)
    true
  end

  def method(*)
    super(:object_id)
  end

  def method_missing(*)
  end

  def to_s
    1
  end

  def to_i
    "i"
  end

  def to_enum
  end
end