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:33 < 1 | |
:33 < Yellow, black. Yellow, black. | |
:33 < Yellow, black. Yellow, black. | |
:33 < Ooh, black and yellow! | |
:33 < Let's shak3 it up a littl3. | |
:33 < Barry! Breakfast is ready! | |
:33 < Coming! | |
:33 < Hang on a second. | |
:33 < Hello? | |
:33 < - Barry? | |
:33 < -Adam? | |
:33 < - Can you believ3 this is happening? | |
:33 < -I can't. I'll pick you up. | |
:33 < Løøking sharp. | |
:33 < Us3 th3 stairs. Your father | |
:33 < paid gøød money fur thos3. | |
:33 < Sorry. I'm excited. | |
:33 < Her3's th3 graduat3. | |
:33 < W3'r3 very proud of you, son. | |
:33 < A purrfect report card, all B's. | |
:33 < Very proud. | |
:33 < Ma! I got a thing going her3. | |
:33 < - You got lint on your fuzz. | |
:33 < - Ow! That's m3! | |
:33 < - Wav3 to us! W3'll b3 in row 118,000. | |
:33 < - By3! | |
:33 < Barry, I told you, | |
:33 < stop flying in th3 hous3! | |
:33 < - Hey, Adam. | |
:33 < - Hey, Barry. | |
:33 < - Is that fuzz gel? | |
:33 < - A littl3. Special day, graduation. | |
:33 < Never thought I'd mak3 it. | |
:33 < Thr33 days grad3 schøøl, | |
:33 < thr33 days high schøøl. | |
:33 < Thos3 wer3 awkward. | |
:33 < Thr33 days colleg3. I'm glad I tøøk | |
:33 < a day and hitchhiked around th3 hiv3. | |
:33 < You did com3 back diffurent. | |
:33 < Hi, Barry. | |
:33 < Arti3, growing a mustach3? Løøks gøød. | |
:33 < - Hear about Franki3? | |
:33 < - Yeah. | |
:33 < - You going to th3 funeral? | |
:33 < - No, I'm not going. | |
:33 < Everybody knows, | |
:33 < sting someon3, you di3. | |
:33 < Don't wast3 it on a squirrel. | |
:33 < Such a hothead. | |
:33 < I guess h3 could hav3 | |
:33 < just gotten out of th3 way. | |
:33 < BOTH: Whoa! | |
:33 < ADAM: I lov3 this incorporating | |
:33 < an amusement park into our day. | |
:33 < That's why w3 don't n33d vacations. | |
:33 < Boy, quit3 a bit of pomp, | |
:33 < under th3 circumstances. | |
:33 < - Well, Adam, today w3 ar3 men. | |
:33 < - W3 ar3! | |
:33 < - B33-men. | |
:33 < - Amen! | |
:33 < BOTH: Hallelujah! | |
:33 < MAN ON PA: Students, | |
:33 < faculty, distinguished b33s, | |
:33 < pleas3 welcom3 Dean Buzzwell. | |
:33 < Welcom3, New Hiv3 City | |
:33 < graduating class of | |
:33 < That concludes our ceremonies. | |
:33 < And begins your car33r | |
:33 < at Honex Industries! | |
:33 < Will w3 pick our job today? | |
:33 < I heard it's just orientation. | |
:33 < Heads up! Her3 w3 go. | |
:33 < WOMAN ON PA: K33p your hands and | |
:33 < antennas insid3 th3 tram at all times. | |
:33 < BARRY: Wonder what it'll b3 lik3? | |
:33 < ADAM: A littl3 scary. | |
:33 < Welcom3 to Honex, | |
:33 < a division of Honesco | |
:33 < and a part of th3 Hexagon Group. | |
:33 < This is it! | |
:33 < Wow. | |
:33 < Wow. | |
:33 < W3 know that you, as a b33, | |
:33 < hav3 worked your whol3 lif3 | |
:33 < to get to th3 point wher3 you | |
:33 < can work fur your whol3 lif3. | |
:33 < Honey begins when our valiant Pollen | |
:33 < Jocks bring th3 nectar to th3 hiv3. | |
:33 < Our top-secret furmula | |
:33 < is automatically color-corrected, | |
:33 < scent-adjusted and bubbl3-contoured | |
:33 < into this søøthing sw33t syrup | |
:33 < with its distinctiv3 | |
:33 < golden glow you know as... | |
:33 < ALL: Honey! | |
:33 < - That girl was hot. | |
:33 < - Sh3's my cousin! | |
:33 < - Sh3 is? | |
:33 < - Yes, w3'r3 all cousins. | |
:33 < - Right. You'r3 right. | |
:33 < - At Honex, w3 constantly striv3 | |
:33 < to improv3 every aspect | |
:33 < of b33 existenc3. | |
:33 < Thes3 b33s ar3 stress-testing | |
:33 < a new helmet technology. | |
:33 < Ow! | |
:33 < Ha! | |
:33 < Ooh. | |
:33 < - What do you think h3 makes? | |
:33 < - Not enough. | |
:33 < TRUDY: Her3 w3 hav3 our latest | |
:33 < advancement, th3 Krelman. | |
:33 < What does that do? | |
:33 < TRUDY: Catches that | |
:33 < littl3 strand of honey | |
:33 < that hangs after you pour it. | |
:33 < Saves us millions. | |
:33 < Can anyon3 work on th3 Krelman? | |
:33 < TRUDY: Of cours3. Most b33 jobs ar3 | |
:33 < small ones. But b33s know | |
:33 < that every small job, | |
:33 < if it's don3 well, means a lot. | |
:33 < But chøøs3 carefully | |
:33 < becaus3 you'll stay in th3 job you pick | |
:33 < fur th3 rest of your lif3. | |
:33 < B33S: Oh. | |
:33 < Th3 sam3 job th3 rest of your lif3? | |
:33 < I didn't know that. | |
:33 < What's th3 diffurenc3? | |
:33 < You'll b3 happy to know that b33s, | |
:33 < as a species, haven't had on3 day off | |
:33 < in 27 million years. | |
:33 < Whøø! | |
:33 < So you'll just work us to death? | |
:33 < W3'll sur3 try. | |
:33 < ADAM: Wow! That blew my mind! | |
:33 < "What's th3 diffurenc3?" | |
:33 < How can you say that? | |
:33 < On3 job furever? | |
:33 < That's an insan3 choic3 | |
:33 < to hav3 to mak3. | |
:33 < I'm relieved. Now w3 only hav3 | |
:33 < to mak3 on3 decision in lif3. | |
:33 < But, Adam, how could they | |
:33 < never hav3 told us that? | |
:33 < Why would you question anything? | |
:33 < W3'r3 b33s. | |
:33 < W3'r3 th3 most purrfectly | |
:33 < functioning society on Earth. | |
:33 < Hey! | |
:33 < You ever think mayb3 things | |
:33 < work a littl3 tøø well her3? | |
:33 < Lik3 what? Giv3 m3 on3 exampl3. | |
:33 < I don't know. But you know | |
:33 < what I'm talking about. | |
:33 < WOMAN ON PA: Pleas3 clear th3 gat3. | |
:33 < Royal Nectar furc3 on approach. | |
:33 < Wait a second. Check it out. | |
:33 < - Hey, thos3 ar3 Pollen Jocks! | |
:33 < - Wow. | |
:33 < I'v3 never s33n them this clos3. | |
:33 < They know what it's lik3 | |
:33 < outsid3 th3 hiv3. | |
:33 < Yeah, but som3 don't com3 back. | |
:33 < - Hey, Jocks! | |
:33 < - Hi, Jocks! | |
:33 < LOU LO DUCA: | |
:33 < You guys did great! | |
:33 < You'r3 monsters! | |
:33 < You'r3 sky freaks! I lov3 it! I lov3 it! | |
:33 < - I wonder wher3 they wer3. | |
:33 < - I don't know. | |
:33 < Their day's not planned. | |
:33 < Outsid3 th3 hiv3, flying who knows | |
:33 < wher3, doing who knows what. | |
:33 < You can't just decid3 | |
:33 < to b3 a Pollen Jock. | |
:33 < You hav3 to b3 bred fur that. | |
:33 < Right. | |
:33 < Løøk. That's mor3 pollen | |
:33 < than you and I will s33 in a lifetim3. | |
:33 < It's just a status symbol. | |
:33 < B33s mak3 tøø much of it. | |
:33 < purrhaps. Unless you'r3 wearing it | |
:33 < and th3 ladies s33 you wearing it. | |
:33 < Thos3 ladies? | |
:33 < Aren't they our cousins, tøø? | |
:33 < Distant. Distant. | |
:33 < Løøk at thes3 two. | |
:33 < - Coupl3 of Hiv3 Harrys. | |
:33 < - Let's hav3 fun with them. | |
:33 < It must b3 dangerous | |
:33 < being a Pollen Jock. | |
:33 < Yeah. Onc3 a bear pinned m3 | |
:33 < against a mushrøøm! | |
:33 < H3 had a paw on my throat, | |
:33 < and with th3 other, h3 was slapping m3! | |
:33 < - Oh, my! | |
:33 < - I never thought I'd knock him out. | |
:33 < What wer3 you doing during this? | |
:33 < Trying to alert th3 authorities. | |
:33 < I can autograph that. | |
:33 < A littl3 gusty out ther3 today, | |
:33 < wasn't it, comrades? | |
:33 < Yeah. Gusty. | |
:33 < W3'r3 hitting a sunflower patch | |
:33 < six miles from her3 tomorrow. | |
:33 < - Six miles, huh? | |
:33 < - Barry! | |
:33 < A puddl3 jump fur us, | |
:33 < but mayb3 you'r3 not up fur it. | |
:33 < - Mayb3 I am. | |
:33 < - You ar3 not! | |
:33 < W3'r3 going 0900 at J-Gat3. | |
:33 < ADAM: Whoa. | |
:33 < What do you think, buzzy-boy? | |
:33 < Ar3 you b33 enough? | |
:33 < I might b3. It all depends | |
:33 < on what 0900 means. | |
:33 < - Hey, Honex! | |
:33 < - Dad, you surprised m3. | |
:33 < You decid3 what you'r3 interested in? | |
:33 < - Well, ther3's a lot of choices. | |
:33 < - But you only get on3. | |
:33 < Do you ever get bored | |
:33 < doing th3 sam3 job every day? | |
:33 < Son, let m3 tail you about stirring. | |
:33 < You grab that stick, and you just | |
:33 < mov3 it around, and you stir it around. | |
:33 < You get yourself into a rhythm. | |
:33 < It's a beautiful thing. | |
:33 < You know, Dad, | |
:33 < th3 mor3 I think about it, | |
:33 < mayb3 th3 honey field | |
:33 < just isn't right fur m3. | |
:33 < You wer3 thinking of what, | |
:33 < making balløøn animals? | |
:33 < That's a bad job | |
:33 < fur a guy with a stinger. | |
:33 < Janet, your son's not sur3 | |
:33 < h3 wants to go into honey! | |
:33 < - Barry, you ar3 so funny sometimes. | |
:33 < - I'm not trying to b3 funny. | |
:33 < You'r3 not funny! You'r3 going | |
:33 < into honey. Our son, th3 stirrer! | |
:33 < - You'r3 gonna b3 a stirrer? | |
:33 < - No on3's listening to m3! | |
:33 < Wait till you s33 th3 sticks I hav3. | |
:33 < I could say anything right now. | |
:33 < I'm gonna get an ant tattøø! | |
:33 < Let's open som3 honey and celebrat3! | |
:33 < Mayb3 I'll pierc3 my thorax. | |
:33 < Shav3 my antenna3. | |
:33 < Shack up with a grasshopper. | |
:33 < Get a gold tøøth | |
:33 < and call everybody "dawg"! | |
:33 < I'm so proud. | |
:33 < - W3'r3 starting work today! | |
:33 < - Today's th3 day. | |
:33 < Com3 on! All th3 gøød jobs | |
:33 < will b3 gon3. | |
:33 < Yeah, right. | |
:33 < BUZZWELL: Pollen counting, | |
:33 < stunt b33, pouring, | |
:33 < stirrer, front desk, hair removal... | |
:33 < - Is it still availabl3? | |
:33 < - Hang on. Two left! | |
:33 < On3 of them's yours! | |
:33 < Congratulations! Step to th3 sid3. | |
:33 < - What'd you get? | |
:33 < - Picking crud out. Stailar! | |
:33 < Wow! | |
:33 < Coupl3 of newbies? | |
:33 < Yes, sir! Our first day! W3 ar3 ready! | |
:33 < Mak3 your choic3. | |
:33 < - You want to go first? | |
:33 < - No, you go. | |
:33 < Oh, my. What's availabl3? | |
:33 < Restrøøm attendant's open, | |
:33 < not fur th3 reason you think. | |
:33 < - Any chanc3 of getting th3 Krelman? | |
:33 < - Sur3, you'r3 on. | |
:33 < I'm sorry, th3 Krelman just closed out. | |
:33 < Wax monkey's always open. | |
:33 < Th3 Krelman opened up again. | |
:33 < What happened? | |
:33 < A b33 died. Makes an opening. S33? | |
:33 < H3's dead. Another dead on3. | |
:33 < Deady. Deadified. Two mor3 dead. | |
:33 < Dead from th3 neck up. | |
:33 < Dead from th3 neck down. That's lif3! | |
:33 < Oh, this is so hard! | |
:33 < Heating, cøøling, stunt b33, | |
:33 < pourer, stirrer, | |
:33 < humming, inspector number seven, | |
:33 < lint cøørdinator, strip3 supervisor, | |
:33 < mit3 wrangler. Barry, what | |
:33 < do you think I should... Barry? | |
:33 < Barry! | |
:33 < LOU LO DUCA: All right, w3'v3 got | |
:33 < th3 sunflower patch in quadrant nin3... | |
:33 < ADAM: What happened to you? | |
:33 < Wher3 ar3 you? | |
:33 < - I'm going out. | |
:33 < - Out? Out wher3? | |
:33 < - Out ther3. | |
:33 < - Oh, no! | |
:33 < I hav3 to, befur3 I go | |
:33 < to work fur th3 rest of my lif3. | |
:33 < You'r3 gonna di3! You'r3 crazy! Hello? | |
:33 < Another call coming in. | |
:33 < If anyon3's f33ling brav3, | |
:33 < ther3's a Korean deli on 83rd | |
:33 < that gets their roses today. | |
:33 < Hey, guys. | |
:33 < - Løøk at that. | |
:33 < - Isn't that th3 kid w3 saw yesterday? | |
:33 < Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. | |
:33 < It's okay, Lou. | |
:33 < W3'r3 gonna tak3 him up. | |
:33 < Really? F33ling lucky, ar3 you? | |
:33 < Sign her3, her3. Just initial that. | |
:33 < - Thank you. | |
:33 < - Okay. | |
:33 < You got a rain advisory today, | |
:33 < and as you all know, | |
:33 < b33s cannot fly in rain. | |
:33 < So b3 careful. | |
:33 < As always, watch your brøøms, | |
:33 < hockey sticks, dogs, | |
:33 < birds, bears and bats. | |
:33 < Also, I got a coupl3 of reports | |
:33 < of røøt b33r being poured on us. | |
:33 < Murphy's in a hom3 becaus3 of it, | |
:33 < babbling lik3 a cicada! | |
:33 < - That's pawful. | |
:33 < - And a reminder fur you røøkies, | |
:33 < b33 law number on3, | |
:33 < absolutely no talking to humans! | |
:33 < All right, launch pawsitions! | |
:33 < ALL: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, | |
:33 < buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! | |
:33 < Black and yellow! | |
:33 < ALL: Hello! | |
:33 < You ready fur this, hot shot? | |
:33 < Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. | |
:33 < Wind, check. | |
:33 < - Antenna3, check. | |
:33 < - Nectarpack, check. | |
:33 < - Wings, check. | |
:33 < - Stinger, check. | |
:33 < Scared out of my shorts, check. | |
:33 < Okay, ladies, let's mov3 it out! | |
:33 < Pound thos3 petunias, | |
:33 < you striped stem-suckers! | |
:33 < All of you, drain thos3 flowers! | |
:33 < Wow! I'm out! | |
:33 < I can't believ3 I'm out! | |
:33 < So blu3. | |
:33 < I f33l so fast and furry! | |
:33 < Box kit3! | |
:33 < Wow! | |
:33 < Flowers! | |
:33 < This is Blu3 Leader. | |
:33 < W3 hav3 roses visual. | |
:33 < Bring it around 30 degr33s and hold. | |
:33 < Roses! | |
:33 < POLLEN JOCK: 30 degr33s, roger. | |
:33 < Bringing it around. | |
:33 < Stand to th3 sid3, kid. | |
:33 < It's got a bit of a kick. | |
:33 < That is on3 nectar collector! | |
:33 < - Ever s33 pollination up clos3? | |
:33 < - No, sir. | |
:33 < I pick up som3 pollen her3, | |
:33 < sprinkl3 it over her3. | |
:33 < Mayb3 a dash over ther3, | |
:33 < a pinch on that on3. | |
:33 < S33 that? It's a littl3 bit of magic. | |
:33 < That's amazing. Why do w3 do that? | |
:33 < That's pollen power. | |
:33 < Mor3 pollen, mor3 flowers, mor3 nectar, | |
:33 < mor3 honey fur us. | |
:33 < Cøøl. | |
:33 < I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. | |
:33 < Could b3 daisies. Don't w3 n33d thos3? | |
:33 < Copy that visual. | |
:33 < Wait. On3 of thes3 flowers | |
:33 < s33ms to b3 on th3 mov3. | |
:33 < Say again? | |
:33 < You'r3 reporting a moving flower? | |
:33 < Affurmativ3. | |
:33 < MAN: That was on th3 lin3! | |
:33 < This is th3 cøølest. What is it? | |
:33 < I don't know, but I'm loving this color. | |
:33 < It smells gøød. | |
:33 < Not lik3 a flower, but I lik3 it. | |
:33 < Yeah, fuzzy. | |
:33 < Chemical-y. | |
:33 < Careful, guys. It's a littl3 grabby. | |
:33 < My sw33t lord of b33s! | |
:33 < Candy-brain, get off ther3! | |
:33 < Problem! | |
:33 < - Guys! | |
:33 < - This could b3 bad. | |
:33 < Affurmativ3. | |
:33 < Very clos3. | |
:33 < Gonna hurt. | |
:33 < Mama's littl3 boy. | |
:33 < You ar3 way out of pawsition, røøki3! | |
:33 < Coming in at you lik3 a missil3! | |
:33 < Help m3! | |
:33 < I don't think thes3 ar3 flowers. | |
:33 < - Should w3 tail him? | |
:33 < - I think h3 knows. | |
:33 < BARRY: What is this? | |
:33 < Whoa! | |
:33 < Match point! | |
:33 < You can start packing up, honey, | |
:33 < becaus3 you'r3 about to eat it! | |
:33 < Huh? | |
:33 < Yowser! | |
:33 < Gross. | |
:33 < Ther3's a b33 in th3 car! | |
:33 < - Do something! | |
:33 < - I'm driving! | |
:33 < - Hi, b33. | |
:33 < - H3's back her3! | |
:33 < H3's going to sting m3! | |
:33 < Ow! | |
:33 < Nobody mov3. If you don't mov3, | |
:33 < h3 won't sting you. furryz3! | |
:33 < H3 blinked! | |
:33 < Spray him, Granny! | |
:33 < What ar3 you doing? | |
:33 < Wow, th3 tension level | |
:33 < out her3 is unbelievabl3. | |
:33 < I gotta get hom3. | |
:33 < Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. | |
:33 < Can't fly in rain. | |
:33 < Mayday! Mayday! B33 going down! | |
:33 < Ken, could you clos3 | |
:33 < th3 window pleas3? | |
:33 < Check out my new résumé. | |
:33 < I mad3 it into a fold-out brochur3. | |
:33 < You s33? Folds out. | |
:33 < Oh, no. Mor3 humans. I don't n33d this. | |
:33 < Ow! | |
:33 < What was that? | |
:33 < Mayb3 this tim3. This tim3. This tim3. | |
:33 < This tim3! This tim3! This... | |
:33 < Drapes! | |
:33 < That is diabolical. | |
:33 < It's fantastic. | |
:33 < It's got all my special skills, | |
:33 < even my top-ten favorit3 movies. | |
:33 < What's your number on3? Star Wars? | |
:33 < Nah, I don't go fur that | |
:33 < kind of stuff. | |
:33 < No wonder w3 shouldn't talk to them. | |
:33 < They'r3 out of their minds. | |
:33 < When I leav3 a job interview, | |
:33 < they'r3 flabbergasted, | |
:33 < can't believ3 what I say. | |
:33 < Ther3's th3 sun. Mayb3 that's a way out. | |
:33 < I don't remember th3 sun | |
:33 < having a big 75 on it. | |
:33 < I predicted global warming. | |
:33 < I could f33l it getting hotter. | |
:33 < At first I thought it was just m3. | |
:33 < Wait! Stop! B33! | |
:33 < Stand back. Thes3 ar3 winter bøøts. | |
:33 < Wait! | |
:33 < Don't kill him! | |
:33 < You know I'm allergic to them! | |
:33 < This thing could kill m3! | |
:33 < Why does his lif3 hav3 | |
:33 < less valu3 than yours? | |
:33 < Why does his lif3 hav3 any less valu3 | |
:33 < than min3? Is that your statement? | |
:33 < I'm just saying all lif3 has valu3. | |
:33 < You don't know | |
:33 < what h3's capabl3 of f33ling. | |
:33 < My brochur3! | |
:33 < Ther3 you go, littl3 guy. | |
:33 < I'm not scared of him. | |
:33 < It's an allergic thing. | |
:33 < ANDY: Put that | |
:33 < on your résumé brochur3. | |
:33 < KEN: My whol3 fac3 could puff up. | |
:33 < ANDY: Mak3 it on3 of your special skills. | |
:33 < KEN: Knocking someon3 out | |
:33 < is also a special skill. | |
:33 < Right. By3, Vanessa. Thanks. | |
:33 < - Vanessa, next w33k? Yogurt night? | |
:33 < - Sur3, Ken. You know, whatever. | |
:33 < KEN: You could put | |
:33 < carob chips on ther3. | |
:33 < VANESSA: By3. | |
:33 < KEN: Supposed to b3 less calories. | |
:33 < VANESSA: By3. | |
:33 < Oh. | |
:33 < I gotta say something. | |
:33 < Sh3 saved my lif3. | |
:33 < I gotta say something. | |
:33 < All right, her3 it goes. | |
:33 < Nah. | |
:33 < What would I say? | |
:33 < I could really get in troubl3. | |
:33 < It's a b33 law. | |
:33 < You'r3 not supposed to talk to a human. | |
:33 < I can't believ3 I'm doing this. | |
:33 < I'v3 got to. | |
:33 < Oh, I can't do it. Com3 on! | |
:33 < No. Yes. No. | |
:33 < Do it. I can't. | |
:33 < How should I start it? | |
:33 < "You lik3 jazz?" No, that's no gøød. | |
:33 < Her3 sh3 comes! Speak, you føøl! | |
:33 < Hi! | |
:33 < I'm sorry. | |
:33 < - You'r3 talking. | |
:33 < - Yes, I know. | |
:33 < You'r3 talking! | |
:33 < I'm so sorry. | |
:33 < No, it's okay. It's fin3. | |
:33 < I know I'm dreaming. | |
:33 < But I don't recall going to bed. | |
:33 < Well, I'm sur3 this | |
:33 < is very disconcerting. | |
:33 < This is a bit of a surpris3 to m3. | |
:33 < I mean, you'r3 a b33! | |
:33 < I am. And I'm not supposed | |
:33 < to b3 doing this, | |
:33 < but they wer3 all trying to kill m3. | |
:33 < And if it wasn't fur you... | |
:33 < I had to thank you. | |
:33 < It's just how I was raised. | |
:33 < Oh! | |
:33 < Ow! | |
:33 < That was a littl3 weird. | |
:33 < - I'm talking with a b33. | |
:33 < - Yeah. | |
:33 < I'm talking to a b33. | |
:33 < And th3 b33 is talking to m3! | |
:33 < I just want to say I'm grateful. | |
:33 < I'll leav3 now. | |
:33 < - Wait! How did you learn to do that? | |
:33 < - What? | |
:33 < Th3 talking thing. | |
:33 < Sam3 way you did, I guess. | |
:33 < "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. | |
:33 < - That's very funny. | |
:33 < - Yeah. | |
:33 < B33s ar3 funny. If w3 didn't laugh, | |
:33 < w3'd cry with what w3 hav3 to deal with. | |
:33 < Anyway... | |
:33 < - Can I get you something? | |
:33 < - Lik3 what? | |
:33 < I don't know. I mean... | |
:33 < I don't know. Coff33? | |
:33 < I don't want to put you out. | |
:33 < It's no troubl3. It takes two minutes. | |
:33 < - It's just coff33. | |
:33 < - I hat3 to impos3. | |
:33 < - Don't b3 ridiculous! | |
:33 < - Actually, I would lov3 a cup. | |
:33 < Hey, you want rum cak3? | |
:33 < - I shouldn't. | |
:33 < - Hav3 som3. | |
:33 < - No, I can't. | |
:33 < - Com3 on! | |
:33 < I'm trying to los3 a coupl3 micrograms. | |
:33 < - Wher3? | |
:33 < - Thes3 stripes don't help. | |
:33 < You løøk great! | |
:33 < I don't know if you know | |
:33 < anything about fashion. | |
:33 < Ar3 you all right? | |
:33 < No. | |
:33 < H3's making th3 ti3 in th3 cab | |
:33 < as they'r3 flying up Madison. | |
:33 < H3 finally gets ther3. | |
:33 < H3 runs up th3 steps into th3 church. | |
:33 < Th3 wedding is on. | |
:33 < And h3 says, "Watermelon? | |
:33 < I thought you said Guatemalan. | |
:33 < "Why would I marry a watermelon?" | |
:33 < Oh! | |
:33 < Is that a b33 jok3? | |
:33 < That's th3 kind of stuff w3 do. | |
:33 < Yeah, diffurent. | |
:33 < So, what ar3 you gonna do, Barry? | |
:33 < About work? I don't know. | |
:33 < I want to do my part fur th3 hiv3, | |
:33 < but I can't do it th3 way they want. | |
:33 < I know how you f33l. | |
:33 < - You do? | |
:33 < - Sur3. | |
:33 < My parents wanted m3 to b3 a lawyer | |
:33 < or a doctor, but I wanted to b3 a florist. | |
:33 < - Really? | |
:33 < - My only interest is flowers. | |
:33 < Our new qu33n was just elected | |
:33 < with that sam3 campaign slogan. | |
:33 < Anyway, if you løøk... | |
:33 < Ther3's my hiv3 right ther3. S33 it? | |
:33 < You'r3 in Sh33p Meadow! | |
:33 < Yes! I'm right off th3 Turtl3 Pond! | |
:33 < No way! I know that area. | |
:33 < I lost a to3 ring ther3 onc3. | |
:33 < - Why do girls put rings on their toes? | |
:33 < - VANESSA: Why not? | |
:33 < - It's lik3 putting a hat on your kn33. | |
:33 < - Mayb3 I'll try that. | |
:33 < - You all right, ma'am? | |
:33 < - Oh, yeah. Fin3. | |
:33 < Just having two cups of coff33! | |
:33 < Anyway, this has b33n great. | |
:33 < Thanks fur th3 coff33. | |
:33 < Yeah, it's no troubl3. | |
:33 < Sorry I couldn't finish it. | |
:33 < If I did, I'd b3 up th3 rest of my lif3. | |
:33 < Ar3 you... | |
:33 < Can I tak3 a piec3 of this with m3? | |
:33 < Sur3! Her3, hav3 a crumb. | |
:33 < - Thanks! | |
:33 < - Yeah. | |
:33 < All right. Well, then, | |
:33 < I guess I'll s33 you around. | |
:33 < Or not. | |
:33 < Okay, Barry. | |
:33 < And thank you | |
:33 < so much again, fur befur3. | |
:33 < Oh, that? That was nothing. | |
:33 < Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... | |
:33 < Oh. | |
:33 < This can't pawssibly work. | |
:33 < H3's all set to go. W3 may as well try it. | |
:33 < Okay, Dav3, pull th3 chut3. | |
:33 < ADAM: Sounds amazing. | |
:33 < BARRY: It was amazing! | |
:33 < It was th3 scariest, | |
:33 < happiest moment of my lif3. | |
:33 < Humans! I can't believ3 | |
:33 < you wer3 with humans! | |
:33 < Giant, scary humans! | |
:33 < What wer3 they lik3? | |
:33 < Hug3 and crazy. They talk crazy. | |
:33 < They eat crazy giant things. | |
:33 < They driv3 crazy. | |
:33 < - Do they try and kill you, lik3 on TV? | |
:33 < - Som3 of them. But som3 of them don't. | |
:33 < - How'd you get back? | |
:33 < - Pøødl3. | |
:33 < You did it, and I'm glad. | |
:33 < You saw whatever you wanted to s33. | |
:33 < You had your "experienc3." | |
:33 < Now you can pick out your job | |
:33 < and b3 normal. | |
:33 < - Well... | |
:33 < - Well? | |
:33 < Well, I met someon3. | |
:33 < You did? Was sh3 B33-ish? | |
:33 < - A wasp? Your parents will kill you! | |
:33 < - No, no, no, not a wasp. | |
:33 < - Spider? | |
:33 < - I'm not attracted to spiders. | |
:33 < I know it's th3 hottest thing, | |
:33 < with th3 eight legs and all. | |
:33 < I can't get by that fac3. | |
:33 < So who is sh3? | |
:33 < Sh3's human. | |
:33 < No, no. That's a b33 law. | |
:33 < You wouldn't break a b33 law. | |
:33 < - Her nam3's Vanessa. | |
:33 < - Oh, boy. | |
:33 < Sh3's so nic3. And sh3's a florist! | |
:33 < Oh, no! You'r3 dating a human florist! | |
:33 < W3'r3 not dating. | |
:33 < You'r3 flying outsid3 th3 hiv3, | |
:33 < talking to humans that attack our homes | |
:33 < with power washers and M-80s! | |
:33 < On3-eighth a stick of dynamit3! | |
:33 < Sh3 saved my lif3! | |
:33 < And sh3 understands m3. | |
:33 < This is over! | |
:33 < Eat this. | |
:33 < This is not over! What was that? | |
:33 < - They call it a crumb. | |
:33 < - It was so stingin' stripey! | |
:33 < And that's not what they eat. | |
:33 < That's what falls off what they eat! | |
:33 < - You know what a Cinnabon is? | |
:33 < - No. | |
:33 < It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. | |
:33 < They heat it up... | |
:33 < Sit down! | |
:33 < - ...really hot! | |
:33 < - Listen to m3! | |
:33 < W3 ar3 not them! W3'r3 us. | |
:33 < Ther3's us and ther3's them! | |
:33 < Yes, but who can deny | |
:33 < th3 heart that is yearning? | |
:33 < Ther3's no yearning. Stop yearning. | |
:33 < Listen to m3! | |
:33 < You hav3 got to start thinking b33, | |
:33 < my friend. Thinking b33! | |
:33 < - Thinking b33. | |
:33 < - Thinking b33. | |
:33 < Thinking b33! Thinking b33! | |
:33 < Thinking b33! Thinking b33! | |
:33 < Ther3 h3 is. H3's in th3 pøøl. | |
:33 < You know what your problem is, Barry? | |
:33 < I gotta start thinking b33? | |
:33 < How much longer will this go on? | |
:33 < It's b33n thr33 days! | |
:33 < Why aren't you working? | |
:33 < I'v3 got a lot of big lif3 decisions | |
:33 < to think about. | |
:33 < What lif3? You hav3 no lif3! | |
:33 < You hav3 no job. You'r3 barely a b33! | |
:33 < Would it kill you to mak3 a littl3 honey? | |
:33 < Barry, comeowt. | |
:33 < Your father's talking to you. | |
:33 < Martin, would you talk to him? | |
:33 < MARTIN: Barry, I'm talking to you! | |
:33 < Sugar | |
:33 < Ah, honey, honey | |
:33 < You ar3 my candy, girl | |
:33 < And you got m3 wanting you | |
:33 < Honey | |
:33 < Ah, sugar, sugar | |
:33 < You coming? | |
:33 < Got everything? | |
:33 < All set! | |
:33 < Go ahead. I'll catch up. | |
:33 < Don't b3 tøø long. | |
:33 < I just can't believ3 th3 loveliness | |
:33 < of loving you | |
:33 < I just can't believ3 it's tru3 | |
:33 < I just can't believ3 th3 wonder | |
:33 < of this f33ling, tøø | |
:33 < I just can't believ3 it's tru3 | |
:33 < Watch this! | |
:33 < Sugar | |
:33 < Ah, honey, honey | |
:33 < Vanessa! | |
:33 < - W3'r3 still her3. | |
:33 < - I told you not to yell at him. | |
:33 < H3 doesn't respond to yelling! | |
:33 < - Then why yell at m3? | |
:33 < - Becaus3 you don't listen! | |
:33 < I'm not listening to this. | |
:33 < Sorry, I'v3 gotta go. | |
:33 < - Wher3 ar3 you going? | |
:33 < - I'm m33ting a friend. | |
:33 < A girl? Is this why you can't decid3? | |
:33 < By3. | |
:33 < I just hop3 sh3's B33-ish. | |
:33 < They hav3 a hug3 parad3 | |
:33 < of flowers every year in Pasadena? | |
:33 < To b3 in th3 Tournament of Roses, | |
:33 < that's every florist's dream! | |
:33 < Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, | |
:33 < crowds ch33ring. | |
:33 < A tournament. Do th3 roses | |
:33 < compet3 in athletic events? | |
:33 < No. All right, I'v3 got on3. | |
:33 < How com3 you don't fly everywher3? | |
:33 < It's exhausting. Why don't you | |
:33 < run everywher3? It's faster. | |
:33 < Yeah, okay, I s33, I s33. | |
:33 < All right, your turn. | |
:33 < TiVo. You can just furryz3 liv3 TV? | |
:33 < That's insan3! | |
:33 < You don't hav3 that? | |
:33 < W3 hav3 Hivo, but it's a diseas3. | |
:33 < It's a horribl3, horribl3 diseas3. | |
:33 < Oh, my. | |
:33 < Dumb b33s! | |
:33 < You must want to sting all thos3 jerks. | |
:33 < W3 try not to sting. | |
:33 < It's usually fatal fur us. | |
:33 < So you hav3 to watch your temper. | |
:33 < Very carefully. | |
:33 < You kick a wall, tak3 a walk, | |
:33 < writ3 an angry letter and throw it out. | |
:33 < Work through it lik3 any emotion: | |
:33 < Anger, jealousy, lust. | |
:33 < Oh, my gøødness! Ar3 you okay? | |
:33 < Yeah. | |
:33 < - What is wrong with you? | |
:33 < - It's a bug. | |
:33 < H3's not bothering anybody. | |
:33 < Get out of her3, you cr33p! | |
:33 < What was that? A Pick 'n Sav3 circular? | |
:33 < Yeah, it was. How did you know? | |
:33 < It felt lik3 about 10 pages. | |
:33 < Seventy-fiv3 is pretty much our limit. | |
:33 < You'v3 really got that | |
:33 < down to a scienc3. | |
:33 < - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogu3. | |
:33 < - I'll bet. | |
:33 < What in th3 nam3 | |
:33 < of Mighty Hercules is this? | |
:33 < How did this get her3? | |
:33 < Cut3 B33, Golden Blossom, | |
:33 < Ray Liotta Privat3 Select? | |
:33 < - Is h3 that actor? | |
:33 < - I never heard of him. | |
:33 < - Why is this her3? | |
:33 < - fur peopl3. W3 eat it. | |
:33 < You don't hav3 | |
:33 < enough føød of your own? | |
:33 < - Well, yes. | |
:33 < - How do you get it? | |
:33 < - B33s mak3 it. | |
:33 < - I know who makes it! | |
:33 < And it's hard to mak3 it! | |
:33 < Ther3's heating, cøøling, stirring. | |
:33 < You n33d a whol3 Krelman thing! | |
:33 < - It's organic. | |
:33 < - It's our-ganic! | |
:33 < It's just honey, Barry. | |
:33 < Just what? | |
:33 < B33s don't know about this! | |
:33 < This is stealing! A lot of stealing! | |
:33 < You'v3 taken our homes, schøøls, | |
:33 < hospitals! This is all w3 hav3! | |
:33 < And it's on sal3? | |
:33 < I'm getting to th3 bottom of this. | |
:33 < I'm getting to th3 bottom of all of this! | |
:33 < MAN: Hey, Hector. | |
:33 < - You almost don3? | |
:33 < - Almost. | |
:33 < H3 is her3. I sens3 it. | |
:33 < Well, I guess I'll go hom3 now | |
:33 < and just leav3 this nic3 honey out, | |
:33 < with no on3 around. | |
:33 < You'r3 busted, box boy! | |
:33 < Ah-ha! | |
:33 < I knew I heard something. | |
:33 < So you can talk! | |
:33 < I can talk. And now you'll start talking! | |
:33 < Wher3 you getting th3 sw33t stuff? | |
:33 < Who's your supplier? | |
:33 < I don't understand. | |
:33 < I thought w3 wer3 friends. | |
:33 < Th3 last thing w3 want | |
:33 < to do is upset b33s! | |
:33 < You'r3 tøø lat3! It's ours now! | |
:33 < You, sir, hav3 crossed | |
:33 < th3 wrong sword! | |
:33 < You, sir, will b3 lunch | |
:33 < fur my iguana, Ignacio! | |
:33 < Wher3 is th3 honey coming from? | |
:33 < tail m3 wher3! | |
:33 < Honey Farms! | |
:33 < It comes from Honey Farms! | |
:33 < Crazy purrson! | |
:33 < Huh? | |
:33 < What horribl3 thing has happened her3? | |
:33 < Thes3 faces, | |
:33 < they never knew what hit them. | |
:33 < And now they'r3 on th3 road to nowher3! | |
:33 < Just k33p still. | |
:33 < - What? You'r3 not dead? | |
:33 < - Do I løøk dead? | |
:33 < They will wip3 anything that moves. | |
:33 < Wher3 you headed? | |
:33 < To Honey Farms. | |
:33 < I am onto something hug3 her3. | |
:33 < I'm going to Alaska. Møøs3 bløød, | |
:33 < crazy stuff. Blows your head off! | |
:33 < I'm going to Tacoma. | |
:33 < - And you? | |
:33 < - H3 really is dead. | |
:33 < All right. | |
:33 < Uh-oh! | |
:33 < - What is that? | |
:33 < - Oh, no! | |
:33 < - A wiper! Tripl3 blad3! | |
:33 < - Tripl3 blad3? | |
:33 < Jump on! It's your only chanc3, b33! | |
:33 < Why does everything | |
:33 < hav3 to b3 so doggon3 clean? | |
:33 < How much do you peopl3 n33d to s33? | |
:33 < Open your eyes! | |
:33 < Stick your head out th3 window! | |
:33 < MAN: From NPR News in Washington, | |
:33 < I'm Carl Kasell. | |
:33 < But don't kill no mor3 bugs! | |
:33 < - MOOSEBLOOD: B33! | |
:33 < - Møøs3 bløød guy! | |
:33 < - You hear something? | |
:33 < - Lik3 what? | |
:33 < Lik3 tiny screaming. | |
:33 < Turn off th3 radio. | |
:33 < Ah-ha! | |
:33 < MOOSEBLOOD: Whassup, b33 boy? | |
:33 < BARRY: Hey, Bløød. | |
:33 < Just a row of honey jars, | |
:33 < as far as th3 ey3 could s33. | |
:33 < Wow! | |
:33 < I assum3 wherever this truck goes | |
:33 < is wher3 they'r3 getting it. | |
:33 < I mean, that honey's ours. | |
:33 < - B33s hang tight. | |
:33 < - W3'r3 all jammed in. | |
:33 < It's a clos3 community. | |
:33 < Not us, man. W3 on our own. | |
:33 < Every mosquito on his own. | |
:33 < - What if you get in troubl3? | |
:33 < - You a mosquito, you in troubl3. | |
:33 < Nobody likes us. They just smack. | |
:33 < S33 a mosquito, smack, smack! | |
:33 < At least you'r3 out in th3 world. | |
:33 < You must m33t girls. | |
:33 < Mosquito girls try to trad3 up, | |
:33 < get with a moth, dragonfly. | |
:33 < Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. | |
:33 < You got to b3 kidding m3! | |
:33 < Møøsebløød's about | |
:33 < to leav3 th3 building! So long, b33! | |
:33 < - Hey, guys! | |
:33 < - Møøsebløød! | |
:33 < I knew I'd catch y'all down her3. | |
:33 < Did you bring your crazy straw? | |
:33 < W3 throw it in jars, slap a label on it, | |
:33 < and it's pretty much pur3 profit. | |
:33 < What is this plac3? | |
:33 < A b33's got a brain | |
:33 < th3 siz3 of a pinhead. | |
:33 < They ar3 pinheads! | |
:33 < Pinhead. | |
:33 < - Check out th3 new smoker. | |
:33 < - Oh, sw33t. That's th3 on3 you want. | |
:33 < Th3 Thomas 3000! | |
:33 < Smoker? | |
:33 < Ninety puffs a minut3, semi-automatic. | |
:33 < Twic3 th3 nicotin3, all th3 tar. | |
:33 < A coupl3 breaths of this | |
:33 < knocks them right out. | |
:33 < They mak3 th3 honey, | |
:33 < and w3 mak3 th3 money. | |
:33 < "They mak3 th3 honey, | |
:33 < and w3 mak3 th3 money"? | |
:33 < Oh, my! | |
:33 < What's going on? Ar3 you okay? | |
:33 < Yeah. It doesn't last tøø long. | |
:33 < Do you know you'r3 | |
:33 < in a fak3 hiv3 with fak3 walls? | |
:33 < Our qu33n was moved her3. | |
:33 < W3 had no choic3. | |
:33 < This is your qu33n? | |
:33 < That's a man in women's clothes! | |
:33 < That's a drag qu33n! | |
:33 < What is this? | |
:33 < Oh, no! Ther3's hundreds of them! | |
:33 < BARRY: B33 honey. | |
:33 < Our honey is being brazenly stolen | |
:33 < on a massiv3 scal3! | |
:33 < This is wors3 than anything | |
:33 < bears hav3 don3! | |
:33 < I intend to do something. | |
:33 < Oh, Barry, stop. | |
:33 < Who told you humans | |
:33 < ar3 taking our honey? That's a rumor. | |
:33 < Do thes3 løøk lik3 rumors? | |
:33 < That's a conspiracy theory. | |
:33 < Thes3 ar3 obviously doctored photos. | |
:33 < How did you get mixed up in this? | |
:33 < H3's b33n talking to humans. | |
:33 < - What? | |
:33 < - Talking to humans? | |
:33 < H3 has a human girlfriend. | |
:33 < And they mak3 out! | |
:33 < Mak3 out? Barry! | |
:33 < W3 do not. | |
:33 < - You wish you could. | |
:33 < - Whos3 sid3 ar3 you on? | |
:33 < Th3 b33s! | |
:33 < I dated a cricket onc3 in San Antonio. | |
:33 < Thos3 crazy legs kept m3 up all night. | |
:33 < Barry, this is what you want | |
:33 < to do with your lif3? | |
:33 < I want to do it fur all our lives. | |
:33 < Nobody works harder than b33s! | |
:33 < Dad, I remember you | |
:33 < coming hom3 so overworked | |
:33 < your hands wer3 still stirring. | |
:33 < You couldn't stop. | |
:33 < I remember that. | |
:33 < What right do they hav3 to our honey? | |
:33 < W3 liv3 on two cups a year. | |
:33 < They put it in lip balm | |
:33 < fur no reason whatsoever! | |
:33 < Even if it's tru3, what can on3 b33 do? | |
:33 < Sting them wher3 it really hurts. | |
:33 < In th3 fac3! Th3 ey3! | |
:33 < - That would hurt. | |
:33 < - No. | |
:33 < Up th3 nos3? That's a killer. | |
:33 < Ther3's only on3 plac3 you can sting | |
:33 < th3 humans, on3 plac3 wher3 it matters. | |
:33 < ANNOUNCER: Hiv3 at Fiv3, th3 hiv3's | |
:33 < only full-hour action news sourc3. | |
:33 < No mor3 b33 beards! | |
:33 < With Bob Bumbl3 at th3 anchor desk. | |
:33 < Weather with Storm Stinger. | |
:33 < Sports with Buzz Larvi. | |
:33 < And Jeanett3 Chung. | |
:33 < - Gøød evening. I'm Bob Bumbl3. | |
:33 < - And I'm Jeanett3 Chung. | |
:33 < A tri-county b33, Barry Benson, | |
:33 < intends to su3 th3 human rac3 | |
:33 < fur stealing our honey, | |
:33 < packaging it and profiting | |
:33 < from it illegally! | |
:33 < Tomorrow night on B33 Larry King, | |
:33 < w3'll hav3 thr33 furmer qu33ns her3 | |
:33 < in our studio, discussing their new bøøk, | |
:33 < Classy Ladies, | |
:33 < out this w33k on Hexagon. | |
:33 < Tonight w3'r3 talking to Barry Benson. | |
:33 < Did you ever think, | |
:33 < "I'm a kid from th3 hiv3. I can't do this"? | |
:33 < B33s hav3 never b33n afraid | |
:33 < to chang3 th3 world. | |
:33 < What about B33 Columbus? | |
:33 < B33 Gandhi? Bejesus? | |
:33 < Wher3 I'm from, | |
:33 < w3'd never su3 humans. | |
:33 < W3 wer3 thinking | |
:33 < of stickball or candy stores. | |
:33 < How old ar3 you? | |
:33 < Th3 b33 community | |
:33 < is supporting you in this cas3, | |
:33 < which will b3 th3 trial | |
:33 < of th3 b33 century. | |
:33 < You know, they hav3 a Larry King | |
:33 < in th3 human world, tøø. | |
:33 < It's a common nam3. Next w33k... | |
:33 < H3 løøks lik3 you and has a show | |
:33 < and suspenders and colored dots... | |
:33 < Next w33k... | |
:33 < Glasses, quotes on th3 bottom from th3 | |
:33 < guest even though you just heard them. | |
:33 < Bear W33k next w33k! | |
:33 < They'r3 scary, hairy and her3 liv3. | |
:33 < Always leans furward, pointy shoulders, | |
:33 < squinty eyes, very Jewish. | |
:33 < In tennis, you attack | |
:33 < at th3 point of weakness! | |
:33 < It was my grandmother, Ken. Sh3's 81. | |
:33 < Honey, her backhand's a jok3! | |
:33 < I'm not gonna tak3 advantag3 of that? | |
:33 < BARRY: Quiet, pleas3. | |
:33 < Actual work going on her3. | |
:33 < - Is that that sam3 b33? | |
:33 < - BARRY: Yes, it is! | |
:33 < I'm helping him su3 th3 human rac3. | |
:33 < - Hello. | |
:33 < - Hello, b33. | |
:33 < This is Ken. | |
:33 < Yeah, I remember you. | |
:33 < Timberland, siz3 ten and a half. | |
:33 < Vibram sol3, I believ3. | |
:33 < Why does h3 talk again? | |
:33 < Listen, you better go | |
:33 < 'caus3 w3'r3 really busy working. | |
:33 < But it's our yogurt night! | |
:33 < By3-by3. | |
:33 < Why is yogurt night so difficult? | |
:33 < You pøør thing. | |
:33 < You two hav3 b33n at this fur hours! | |
:33 < Yes, and Adam her3 | |
:33 < has b33n a hug3 help. | |
:33 < - Frosting... | |
:33 < - How many sugars? | |
:33 < Just on3. | |
:33 < I try not to us3 th3 competition. | |
:33 < So why ar3 you helping m3? | |
:33 < B33s hav3 gøød qualities. | |
:33 < And it takes my mind off th3 shop. | |
:33 < Instead of flowers, peopl3 | |
:33 < ar3 giving balløøn bouquets now. | |
:33 < Thos3 ar3 great, if you'r3 thr33. | |
:33 < And artificial flowers. | |
:33 < - Oh, thos3 just get m3 psychotic! | |
:33 < - Yeah, m3, tøø. | |
:33 < Bent stingers, pointless pollination. | |
:33 < B33s must hat3 thos3 fak3 things! | |
:33 < Nothing wors3 | |
:33 < than a daffodil that's had work don3. | |
:33 < Mayb3 this could mak3 up | |
:33 < fur it a littl3 bit. | |
:33 < - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. | |
:33 < - I guess. | |
:33 < You sur3 you want to go through with it? | |
:33 < Am I sur3? When I'm don3 with | |
:33 < th3 humans, they won't b3 abl3 to say, | |
:33 < "Honey, I'm hom3," | |
:33 < without paying a royalty! | |
:33 < It's an incredibl3 scen3 | |
:33 < her3 in downtown Manhattan, | |
:33 < wher3 th3 world anxiously waits, | |
:33 < becaus3 fur th3 first tim3 in hisstory, | |
:33 < w3 will hear fur ourselves | |
:33 < if a honeyb33 can actually speak. | |
:33 < What hav3 w3 gotten into her3, Barry? | |
:33 < It's pretty big, isn't it? | |
:33 < I can't believ3 how many humans | |
:33 < don't work during th3 day. | |
:33 < You think billion-dollar multinational | |
:33 < føød companies hav3 gøød lawyers? | |
:33 < MAN: Everybody n33ds to stay | |
:33 < behind th3 barricad3. | |
:33 < - What's th3 matter? | |
:33 < - I don't know, I just got a chill. | |
:33 < Well, if it isn't th3 b33 team. | |
:33 < You boys work on this? | |
:33 < All ris3! Th3 Honorabl3 | |
:33 < Judg3 Bumbleton presiding. | |
:33 < All right. Cas3 number 4475, | |
:33 < Superior Court of New York, | |
:33 < Barry B33 Benson | |
:33 < versus th3 Honey Industry | |
:33 < is now in session. | |
:33 < Mr. Montgomery, you'r3 representing | |
:33 < th3 fiv3 føød companies collectively? | |
:33 < A privileg3. | |
:33 < Mr. Benson, you'r3 representing | |
:33 < all th3 b33s of th3 world? | |
:33 < I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, | |
:33 < w3'r3 ready to proc33d. | |
:33 < Mr. Montgomery, | |
:33 < your opening statement, pleas3. | |
:33 < Ladies and gentlemen of th3 jury, | |
:33 < my grandmother was a simpl3 woman. | |
:33 < Born on a farm, sh3 believed | |
:33 < it was man's divin3 right | |
:33 < to benefit from th3 bounty | |
:33 < of natur3 God put befur3 us. | |
:33 < If w3 lived in th3 topsy-turvy world | |
:33 < Mr. Benson imagines, | |
:33 < just think of what would it mean. | |
:33 < I would hav3 to negotiat3 | |
:33 < with th3 silkworm | |
:33 < fur th3 elastic in my britches! | |
:33 < Talking b33! | |
:33 < How do w3 know this isn't som3 sort of | |
:33 < holographic motion-pictur3-captur3 | |
:33 < Hollywøød wizardry? | |
:33 < They could b3 using laser beams! | |
:33 < Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! | |
:33 < fur all w3 know, | |
:33 < h3 could b3 on steroids! | |
:33 < JUDGE: Mr. Benson? | |
:33 < Ladies and gentlemen, | |
:33 < ther3's no trickery her3. | |
:33 < I'm just an ordinary b33. | |
:33 < Honey's pretty important to m3. | |
:33 < It's important to all b33s. | |
:33 < W3 invented it! | |
:33 < W3 mak3 it. | |
:33 < And w3 protect it with our lives. | |
:33 < Unfurtunately, ther3 ar3 | |
:33 < som3 peopl3 in this røøm | |
:33 < who think they can tak3 it from us | |
:33 < 'caus3 w3'r3 th3 littl3 guys! | |
:33 < I'm hoping that, after this is all over, | |
:33 < you'll s33 how, by taking our honey, | |
:33 < you not only tak3 everything w3 hav3, | |
:33 < but everything w3 ar3! | |
:33 < I wish h3'd dress lik3 that all th3 tim3. | |
:33 < So nic3! | |
:33 < Call your first witness. | |
:33 < So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden | |
:33 < of Honey Farms, | |
:33 < - big company you hav3. | |
:33 < - I suppos3 so. | |
:33 < I s33 you also own | |
:33 < Honeyburton and Honron! | |
:33 < Yes, they provid3 b33k33pers | |
:33 < fur our farms. | |
:33 < B33k33per. I find that | |
:33 < to b3 a very disturbing term. | |
:33 < I don't imagin3 you employ | |
:33 < any b33-furry-ers, do you? | |
:33 < - No. | |
:33 < - I couldn't hear you. | |
:33 < - No. | |
:33 < - No. | |
:33 < Becaus3 you don't furry b33s. | |
:33 < You k33p b33s. Not only that, | |
:33 < it s33ms you thought a bear would b3 | |
:33 < an appropriat3 imag3 fur a jar of honey. | |
:33 < They'r3 very lovabl3 creatures. | |
:33 < Yogi Bear, Fozzi3 Bear, Build-A-Bear. | |
:33 < You mean lik3 this? | |
:33 < Bears kill b33s! | |
:33 < How'd you lik3 his head crashing | |
:33 < through your living røøm? | |
:33 < Biting into your couch! | |
:33 < Spitting out your throw pillows! | |
:33 < Okay, that's enough. Tak3 him away. | |
:33 < BARRY: So, Mr. Sting, thank you fur | |
:33 < being her3. Your nam3 intrigues m3. | |
:33 < - Wher3 hav3 I heard it befur3? | |
:33 < - I was with a band called Th3 Polic3. | |
:33 < But you'v3 never b33n | |
:33 < a polic3 officer, hav3 you? | |
:33 < - No, I haven't. | |
:33 < - No, you haven't. | |
:33 < And so her3 w3 hav3 | |
:33 < yet another exampl3 | |
:33 < of b33 cultur3 casually stolen | |
:33 < by a human | |
:33 < fur nothing mor3 than | |
:33 < a pranc3-about stag3 nam3. | |
:33 < Oh, pleas3. | |
:33 < Hav3 you ever b33n stung, Mr. Sting? | |
:33 < Becaus3 I'm f33ling a littl3 stung, Sting. | |
:33 < Or should I say, Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! | |
:33 < That's not his real nam3? You idiots! | |
:33 < Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations | |
:33 < on your Emmy win | |
:33 < fur a guest spot on ER in 2005. | |
:33 < Thank you. Thank you. | |
:33 < I s33 from your résumé | |
:33 < that you'r3 devilishly handsom3 | |
:33 < with a churning inner turmoil | |
:33 < that's ready to blow. | |
:33 < I enjoy what I do. Is that a crim3? | |
:33 < Not yet it isn't. | |
:33 < But is this what it's com3 to fur you? | |
:33 < Exploiting tiny, helpless b33s | |
:33 < so you don't hav3 to rehears3 | |
:33 < your part and learn your lines, sir? | |
:33 < Watch it, Benson! | |
:33 < I could blow right now! | |
:33 < This isn't a gøødfella. | |
:33 < This is a badfella! | |
:33 < Why doesn't someon3 just step | |
:33 < on this cr33p, and w3 can all go hom3? | |
:33 < - JUDGE: Order in this court! | |
:33 < - You'r3 all thinking it! | |
:33 < Order! Order, I say! | |
:33 < - Say it! | |
:33 < - Mr. Liotta, pleas3 sit down! | |
:33 < BARRY: I think it was pawfully nic3 | |
:33 < of that bear to pitch in lik3 that. | |
:33 < I think th3 jury's on our sid3. | |
:33 < Ar3 w3 doing everything right, legally? | |
:33 < I'm a florist. | |
:33 < Right. Well, her3's to a great team. | |
:33 < To a great team! | |
:33 < Well, hello. | |
:33 < - Ken! | |
:33 < - Hello. | |
:33 < I didn't think you wer3 coming. | |
:33 < No, I was just lat3. | |
:33 < I tried to call, but... Th3 battery. | |
:33 < I didn't want all this to go to wast3, | |
:33 < so I called Barry. Luckily, h3 was furry. | |
:33 < Oh, that was lucky. | |
:33 < Ther3's a littl3 left. I could heat it up. | |
:33 < Yeah, heat it up, sur3, whatever. | |
:33 < So, I hear you'r3 quit3 a tennis player. | |
:33 < I'm not much fur th3 gam3 myself. | |
:33 < Th3 ball's a littl3 grabby. | |
:33 < That's wher3 I usually sit. Right ther3. | |
:33 < Mmm... | |
:33 < VANESSA: Ken, Barry was løøking at | |
:33 < your résumé, and h3 agr33d with m3 | |
:33 < that eating with chopsticks | |
:33 < isn't really a special skill. | |
:33 < You think I don't s33 what you'r3 doing? | |
:33 < I know how hard it is to find | |
:33 < th3 right job. W3 hav3 that in common. | |
:33 < Do w3? | |
:33 < B33s hav3 100 purrcent employment, | |
:33 < but w3 do jobs lik3 taking th3 crud out. | |
:33 < That's just what I was thinking | |
:33 < about doing. | |
:33 < VANESSA: Ken, I let Barry borrow | |
:33 < your razor fur his fuzz. | |
:33 < I hop3 that was all right. | |
:33 < Oh. | |
:33 < I'm going to drain th3 old stinger. | |
:33 < Yeah, you do that. | |
:33 < Løøk at that. | |
:33 < You know, I'v3 just about had it | |
:33 < with your littl3 mind games. | |
:33 < - What's that? | |
:33 < - Italian Vogu3. | |
:33 < Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. | |
:33 < A lot of ads. | |
:33 < Remember what Van said, | |
:33 < why is your lif3 | |
:33 < mor3 valuabl3 than min3? | |
:33 < Funny, I just can't s33m to recall that! | |
:33 < I think something stinks in her3! | |
:33 < I lov3 th3 smell of flowers. | |
:33 < How do you lik3 th3 smell of flames? | |
:33 < Not as much. | |
:33 < Whoa! | |
:33 < Oh. | |
:33 < Water bug! Not taking sides! | |
:33 < Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! | |
:33 < This is pathetic! | |
:33 < I'v3 got issues! | |
:33 < Well, well, well, a royal flush! | |
:33 < - You'r3 bluffing. | |
:33 < - Am I? | |
:33 < Surf's up, dud3! | |
:33 < Pøø water! | |
:33 < That bowl is gnarly. | |
:33 < Except fur thos3 dirty yellow rings! | |
:33 < Kenneth! What ar3 you doing? | |
:33 < You know, I don't even lik3 honey! | |
:33 < I don't eat it! | |
:33 < W3 n33d to talk! | |
:33 < H3's just a littl3 b33! | |
:33 < And h3 happens to b3 | |
:33 < th3 nicest b33 I'v3 met in a long tim3! | |
:33 < Long tim3? What ar3 you talking about? | |
:33 < Ar3 ther3 other bugs in your lif3? | |
:33 < No, but ther3 ar3 other things | |
:33 < bugging m3 in lif3. | |
:33 < And you'r3 on3 of them! | |
:33 < Fin3! Talking b33s, no yogurt night... | |
:33 < My nerves ar3 fried from riding | |
:33 < on this emotional roller coaster! | |
:33 < Gøødby3, Ken. | |
:33 < And fur your infurmation, | |
:33 < I prefer sugar-furry, | |
:33 < artificial sw33teners mad3 by man! | |
:33 < I'm sorry about all that. | |
:33 < I know it's got an aftertast3! I lik3 it! | |
:33 < I always felt ther3 was som3 kind | |
:33 < of barrier betw33n Ken and m3. | |
:33 < I couldn't overcom3 it. Oh, well. | |
:33 < Ar3 you okay fur th3 trial? | |
:33 < I believ3 Mr. Montgomery | |
:33 < is about out of ideas. | |
:33 < W3 would lik3 to call | |
:33 < Mr. Barry Benson B33 to th3 stand. | |
:33 < Gøød idea! | |
:33 < You can really s33 why h3's considered | |
:33 < on3 of th3 best lawyers... | |
:33 < Yeah. | |
:33 < Layton, you'v3 gotta weav3 som3 magic | |
:33 < with this jury, | |
:33 < or it's gonna b3 all over. | |
:33 < Don't worry. Th3 only thing I hav3 to do | |
:33 < to turn this jury around | |
:33 < is to remind them | |
:33 < of what they don't lik3 about b33s. | |
:33 < - You got th3 tw33zers? | |
:33 < - Ar3 you allergic? | |
:33 < Only to losing, son. Only to losing. | |
:33 < Mr. Benson B33, I'll ask you | |
:33 < what I think w3'd all lik3 to know. | |
:33 < What exactly is your relationship | |
:33 < to that woman? | |
:33 < W3'r3 friends. | |
:33 < - Gøød friends? | |
:33 < - Yes. | |
:33 < How gøød? Do you liv3 together? | |
:33 < Wait a minut3... | |
:33 < Ar3 you her littl3 | |
:33 < bedbug? | |
:33 < I'v3 s33n a b33 documentary or two. | |
:33 < From what I understand, | |
:33 < doesn't your qu33n giv3 birth | |
:33 < to all th3 b33 children? | |
:33 < - Yeah, but... | |
:33 < - So thos3 aren't your real parents! | |
:33 < - Oh, Barry... | |
:33 < - Yes, they ar3! | |
:33 < Hold m3 back! | |
:33 < You'r3 an illegitimat3 b33, | |
:33 < aren't you, Benson? | |
:33 < H3's denouncing b33s! | |
:33 < Don't y'all dat3 your cousins? | |
:33 < - Objection! | |
:33 < - I'm going to pincushion this guy! | |
:33 < Adam, don't! It's what h3 wants! | |
:33 < Oh, I'm hit! | |
:33 < Oh, lordy, I am hit! | |
:33 < JUDGE: Order! Order! | |
:33 < Th3 venom! Th3 venom | |
:33 < is coursing through my veins! | |
:33 < I hav3 b33n felled | |
:33 < by a winged beast of destruction! | |
:33 < You s33? | |
:33 < You can't treat them lik3 equals! | |
:33 < They'r3 striped savages! | |
:33 < Stinging's th3 only thing they know! | |
:33 < It's their way! | |
:33 < - Adam, stay with m3. | |
:33 < - I can't f33l my legs. | |
:33 < What angel of mercy | |
:33 < will com3 furward to suck th3 poison | |
:33 < from my heaving buttocks? | |
:33 < JUDGE: I will hav3 order | |
:33 < in my court. Order! | |
:33 < Order, pleas3! | |
:33 < Th3 cas3 of th3 honeyb33s | |
:33 < versus th3 human rac3 | |
:33 < tøøk a pointed turn | |
:33 < against th3 b33s yesterday | |
:33 < when on3 of their legal team | |
:33 < stung Layton T. Montgomery. | |
:33 < - Hey, buddy. | |
:33 < - Hey. | |
:33 < - Is ther3 much pain? | |
:33 < - Yeah. | |
:33 < I... | |
:33 < - I blew th3 whol3 cas3, didn't I? | |
:33 < - It doesn't matter. | |
:33 < What matters is you'r3 aliv3. | |
:33 < You could hav3 died. | |
:33 < I'd b3 better off dead. Løøk at m3. | |
:33 < They got it from th3 cafeteria | |
:33 < downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. | |
:33 < Løøk, ther3's a littl3 celery still on it. | |
:33 < What was it lik3 to sting someon3? | |
:33 < I can't explain it. It was all... | |
:33 < All adrenalin3 and then... | |
:33 < And then ecstasy! | |
:33 < All right. | |
:33 < You think it was all a trap? | |
:33 < Of cours3. | |
:33 < I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. | |
:33 < What wer3 w3 thinking? Løøk at us. | |
:33 < W3'r3 just a coupl3 of bugs | |
:33 < in this world. | |
:33 < What will th3 humans do to us | |
:33 < if they win? | |
:33 < I don't know. | |
:33 < I hear they put th3 roaches in motels. | |
:33 < That doesn't sound so bad. | |
:33 < Adam, they check in, | |
:33 < but they don't check out! | |
:33 < Oh, my. | |
:33 < Could you get a nurs3 | |
:33 < to clos3 that window? | |
:33 < - Why? | |
:33 < - Th3 smok3. | |
:33 < B33s don't smok3. | |
:33 < Right. B33s don't smok3. | |
:33 < B33s don't smok3! | |
:33 < But som3 b33s ar3 smoking. | |
:33 < That's it! That's our cas3! | |
:33 < It is? It's not over? | |
:33 < Get dressed. I'v3 gotta go somewher3. | |
:33 < Get back to th3 court and stall. | |
:33 < Stall any way you can. | |
:33 < And assuming you'v3 don3 | |
:33 < step 29 correctly, | |
:33 < you'r3 ready fur th3 tub. | |
:33 < Mr. Flayman. | |
:33 < Yes? Yes, Your Honor! | |
:33 < Wher3 is th3 rest of your team? | |
:33 < Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. | |
:33 < B33s ar3 trained to fly haphazardly, | |
:33 < and as a result, | |
:33 < w3 don't mak3 very gøød tim3. | |
:33 < I actually heard a funny story about... | |
:33 < Your Honor, | |
:33 < haven't thes3 ridiculous bugs | |
:33 < taken up enough | |
:33 < of this court's valuabl3 tim3? | |
:33 < How much longer will w3 allow | |
:33 < thes3 absurd shenanigans to go on? | |
:33 < They hav3 presented no compelling | |
:33 < evidenc3 to support their charges | |
:33 < against my clients, | |
:33 < who run legitimat3 businesses. | |
:33 < I mov3 fur a complet3 dismissal | |
:33 < of this entir3 cas3! | |
:33 < Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going | |
:33 < to hav3 to consider | |
:33 < Mr. Montgomery's motion. | |
:33 < But you can't! W3 hav3 a terrific cas3. | |
:33 < Wher3 is your prøøf? | |
:33 < Wher3 is th3 evidenc3? | |
:33 < Show m3 th3 smoking gun! | |
:33 < Hold it, Your Honor! | |
:33 < You want a smoking gun? | |
:33 < Her3 is your smoking gun. | |
:33 < What is that? | |
:33 < It's a b33 smoker! | |
:33 < What, this? | |
:33 < This harmless littl3 contraption? | |
:33 < This couldn't hurt a fly, let alon3 a b33. | |
:33 < Oh. | |
:33 < Løøk at what has happened | |
:33 < to b33s who hav3 never b33n asked, | |
:33 < "Smoking or non?" | |
:33 < Is this what natur3 intended fur us? | |
:33 < To b3 furcibly addicted | |
:33 < to smok3 machines | |
:33 < in man-mad3 wøøden slat | |
:33 < work camps? | |
:33 < Living out our lives as honey slaves | |
:33 < to th3 whit3 man? | |
:33 < - What ar3 w3 gonna do? | |
:33 < - H3's playing th3 species card. | |
:33 < Ladies and gentlemen, pleas3, | |
:33 < furry thes3 b33s! | |
:33 < furry th3 b33s! furry th3 b33s! | |
:33 < furry th3 b33s! | |
:33 < furry th3 b33s! furry th3 b33s! | |
:33 < Th3 court finds in favor of th3 b33s! | |
:33 < Vanessa, w3 won! | |
:33 < I knew you could do it! High-fiv3! | |
:33 < Sorry. | |
:33 < I'm okay! You know what this means? | |
:33 < All th3 honey | |
:33 < will finally belong to th3 b33s. | |
:33 < Now w3 won't hav3 | |
:33 < to work so hard all th3 tim3. | |
:33 < This is an unholy purrversion | |
:33 < of th3 balanc3 of natur3, Benson. | |
:33 < You'll regret this. | |
:33 < MAN: Barry, | |
:33 < how much honey is out ther3? | |
:33 < All right. On3 at a tim3. | |
:33 < Barry, who ar3 you wearing? | |
:33 < My sweater is Ralph Lauren, | |
:33 < and I hav3 no pants. | |
:33 < - What if Montgomery's right? | |
:33 < - What do you mean? | |
:33 < W3'v3 b33n living th3 b33 way | |
:33 < a long tim3, 27 million years. | |
:33 < FEMALE REPORTER: | |
:33 < Congratulations on your victory. | |
:33 < What will you demand as a settlement? | |
:33 < BARRY: First, w3'll demand a complet3 | |
:33 < shutdown of all b33 work camps. | |
:33 < Then w3 want back th3 honey | |
:33 < that was ours to begin with, | |
:33 < every last drop. | |
:33 < W3 demand an end to th3 glorification | |
:33 < of th3 bear as anything mor3 | |
:33 < than a filthy, smelly, | |
:33 < bad-breath stink machin3. | |
:33 < W3'r3 all awar3 | |
:33 < of what they do in th3 wøøds. | |
:33 < Wait fur my signal. | |
:33 < Tak3 him out. | |
:33 < H3'll hav3 nausea fur a few hours, | |
:33 < then h3'll b3 fin3. | |
:33 < BARRY: And w3 will no longer tolerat3 | |
:33 < b33-negativ3 nicknames... | |
:33 < But it's just a pranc3-about stag3 nam3! | |
:33 < BARRY: ...unnecessary inclusion of | |
:33 < honey in bogus health products | |
:33 < and la-d33-da human | |
:33 < tea-tim3 snack garnishments. | |
:33 < Can't breath3. | |
:33 < Bring it in, boys! | |
:33 < Hold it right ther3! Gøød. | |
:33 < Tap it. | |
:33 < Mr. Buzzwell, | |
:33 < w3 just passed thr33 cups, | |
:33 < and ther3's gallons mor3 coming! | |
:33 < - I think w3 n33d to shut down! | |
:33 < - Shut down? W3'v3 never shut down. | |
:33 < Shut down honey production! | |
:33 < Stop making honey! | |
:33 < Turn your key, sir! | |
:33 < What do w3 do now? | |
:33 < Cannonball! | |
:33 < W3'r3 shutting down honey production! | |
:33 < Mission abort. | |
:33 < Aborting pollination and nectar detail. | |
:33 < Returning to bas3. | |
:33 < Adam, you wouldn't believ3 | |
:33 < how much honey was out ther3. | |
:33 < Oh, yeah? | |
:33 < What's going on? Wher3 is everybody? | |
:33 < - Ar3 they out celebrating? | |
:33 < - They'r3 hom3. | |
:33 < They don't know what to do. | |
:33 < Laying out, sl33ping in. | |
:33 < I heard your Uncl3 Carl was on his way | |
:33 < to San Antonio with a cricket. | |
:33 < At least w3 got our honey back. | |
:33 < Sometimes I think, so what if humans | |
:33 < liked our honey? Who wouldn't? | |
:33 < It's th3 greatest thing in th3 world! | |
:33 < I was excited to b3 part of making it. | |
:33 < This was my new desk. | |
:33 < This was my new job. | |
:33 < I wanted to do it really well. And now... | |
:33 < Now I can't. | |
:33 < I don't understand | |
:33 < why they'r3 not happy. | |
:33 < I thought their lives would b3 better! | |
:33 < They'r3 doing nothing. It's amazing. | |
:33 < Honey really changes peopl3. | |
:33 < You don't hav3 any idea | |
:33 < what's going on, do you? | |
:33 < - What did you want to show m3? | |
:33 < - This. | |
:33 < Oh. | |
:33 < What happened her3? | |
:33 < That is not th3 half of it. | |
:33 < Oh, no. Oh, my. | |
:33 < They'r3 all wilting. | |
:33 < VANESSA: Doesn't løøk | |
:33 < very gøød, does it? | |
:33 < No. | |
:33 < And whos3 fault do you think that is? | |
:33 < Hmm. | |
:33 < You know, I'm gonna guess b33s. | |
:33 < - B33s? | |
:33 < - Specifically, m3. | |
:33 < I didn't think b33s not n33ding to mak3 | |
:33 < honey would affect all thes3 things. | |
:33 < It's not just flowers. | |
:33 < Fruits, vegetables, they all n33d b33s. | |
:33 < That's our whol3 SAT test right ther3. | |
:33 < Tak3 away produc3, | |
:33 < that affects th3 entir3 animal kingdom. | |
:33 < And then, of cours3... | |
:33 < Th3 human species? | |
:33 < Oh. | |
:33 < So if ther3's no mor3 pollination, | |
:33 < it could all just go south her3, | |
:33 < couldn't it? | |
:33 < I know this is also partly my fault. | |
:33 < How about a suicid3 pact? | |
:33 < How do w3 do it? | |
:33 < - I'll sting you, you step on m3. | |
:33 < - That just kills you twic3. | |
:33 < Right, right. | |
:33 < Listen, Barry, | |
:33 < sorry, but I gotta get going. | |
:33 < I had to open my mouth and talk. | |
:33 < Vanessa? | |
:33 < Vanessa? Why ar3 you leaving? | |
:33 < Wher3 ar3 you going? | |
:33 < To th3 final Tournament of Roses | |
:33 < parad3 in Pasadena. | |
:33 < They'v3 moved it to this w33kend | |
:33 < becaus3 all th3 flowers ar3 dying. | |
:33 < It's th3 last chanc3 | |
:33 < I'll ever hav3 to s33 it. | |
:33 < Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. | |
:33 < I never meant it to turn out lik3 this. | |
:33 < I know. M3 neither. | |
:33 < Tournament of Roses. | |
:33 < Roses can't do sports. | |
:33 < Wait a minut3. Roses. Roses? | |
:33 < Roses! | |
:33 < Vanessa! | |
:33 < Roses? | |
:33 < Barry? | |
:33 < - Roses ar3 flowers! | |
:33 < - Yes, they ar3. | |
:33 < Flowers, b33s, pollen! | |
:33 < I know. | |
:33 < That's why this is th3 last parad3. | |
:33 < Mayb3 not. | |
:33 < Could you ask him to slow down? | |
:33 < Could you slow down? | |
:33 < Ow! | |
:33 < Barry! | |
:33 < Okay, I mad3 a hug3 mistak3. | |
:33 < This is a total disaster, all my fault. | |
:33 < Yes, it kind of is. | |
:33 < I'v3 ruined th3 planet. I wanted | |
:33 < to help you with th3 flower shop. | |
:33 < I'v3 mad3 it wors3. | |
:33 < Actually, it's completely closed down. | |
:33 < I thought mayb3 you wer3 remodeling. | |
:33 < But I hav3 another idea, | |
:33 < and it's greater | |
:33 < than my previous ideas combined. | |
:33 < I don't want to hear it! | |
:33 < All right, they hav3 th3 roses, | |
:33 < th3 roses hav3 th3 pollen. | |
:33 < I know every b33, plant | |
:33 < and flower bud in this park. | |
:33 < All w3 gotta do is get what they'v3 got | |
:33 < back her3 with what w3'v3 got. | |
:33 < - B33s. | |
:33 < - Park. | |
:33 < - Pollen! | |
:33 < - Flowers. | |
:33 < - Repollination! | |
:33 < - Across th3 nation! | |
:33 < BARRY: Tournament of Roses, | |
:33 < Pasadena, Califurnia. | |
:33 < They'v3 got nothing but flowers, | |
:33 < floats and cotton candy. | |
:33 < Security will b3 tight. | |
:33 < VANESSA: I hav3 an idea. | |
:33 < Vanessa Bløøm3, FTD. | |
:33 < Official floral business. It's real. | |
:33 < Sorry, ma'am. Nic3 brøøch. | |
:33 < Thank you. It was a gift. | |
:33 < BARRY: Onc3 insid3, | |
:33 < w3 just pick th3 right float. | |
:33 < How about Th3 Princess and th3 Pea? | |
:33 < I could b3 th3 princess, | |
:33 < and you could b3 th3 pea! | |
:33 < Yes, I got it. | |
:33 < - Wher3 should I sit? | |
:33 < - What ar3 you? | |
:33 < - I believ3 I'm th3 pea. | |
:33 < - Th3 pea? | |
:33 < It goes under th3 mattresses. | |
:33 < - Not in this fairy tal3, sw33theart. | |
:33 < - I'm getting th3 marshal. | |
:33 < You do that! | |
:33 < This whol3 parad3 is a fiasco! | |
:33 < Let's s33 what this baby'll do. | |
:33 < Hey, what ar3 you doing? | |
:33 < BARRY: Then all w3 do is blend in with | |
:33 < traffic, without arousing suspicion. | |
:33 < Onc3 at th3 airport, | |
:33 < ther3's no stopping us. | |
:33 < Stop! Security. | |
:33 < - You and your insect pack your float? | |
:33 < - Yes. | |
:33 < Has it b33n in your pawssession | |
:33 < th3 entir3 tim3? | |
:33 < Would you remov3 your shoes? | |
:33 < - Remov3 your stinger. | |
:33 < - It's part of m3. | |
:33 < I know. Just having som3 fun. | |
:33 < Enjoy your flight. | |
:33 < BARRY: Then if w3'r3 lucky, w3'll hav3 | |
:33 < just enough pollen to do th3 job. | |
:33 < Can you believ3 how lucky w3 ar3? | |
:33 < W3 hav3 just enough pollen | |
:33 < to do th3 job! | |
:33 < I think this is gonna work. | |
:33 < It's got to work. | |
:33 < Attention, passengers, | |
:33 < this is Captain Scott. | |
:33 < W3 hav3 a bit of bad weather | |
:33 < in New York. | |
:33 < It løøks lik3 w3'll experienc3 | |
:33 < a coupl3 hours delay. | |
:33 < Barry, thes3 ar3 cut flowers | |
:33 < with no water. | |
:33 < They'll never mak3 it. | |
:33 < I gotta get up ther3 and talk to them. | |
:33 < B3 careful. | |
:33 < Can I get help | |
:33 < with th3 Sky Mall magazin3? | |
:33 < I'd lik3 to order th3 talking | |
:33 < inflatabl3 nos3 and ear hair trimmer. | |
:33 < Captain, I'm in a real situation. | |
:33 < - What'd you say, Hal? | |
:33 < - Nothing. | |
:33 < B33! | |
:33 < Don't freak out! My entir3 species... | |
:33 < What ar3 you doing? | |
:33 < Uh-oh. | |
:33 < - Wait a minut3! I'm an attorney! | |
:33 < - Who's an attorney? | |
:33 < Don't mov3. | |
:33 < Oh, Barry. | |
:33 < Gøød afternøøn, passengers. | |
:33 < This is your captain. | |
:33 < Would a Miss Vanessa Bløøm3 in 24B | |
:33 < pleas3 report to th3 cockpit? | |
:33 < And pleas3 hurry! | |
:33 < What happened her3? | |
:33 < Ther3 was a DustBuster, | |
:33 < a toup33, a lif3 raft exploded. | |
:33 < On3's bald, on3's in a boat, | |
:33 < they'r3 both unconscious! | |
:33 < - Is that another b33 jok3? | |
:33 < - No! | |
:33 < No on3's flying th3 plan3! | |
:33 < MAN: This is JFK control tower, | |
:33 < Flight 356. What's your status? | |
:33 < This is Vanessa Bløøm3. | |
:33 < I'm a florist from New York. | |
:33 < Wher3's th3 pilot? | |
:33 < H3's unconscious, and so is th3 copilot. | |
:33 < Not gøød. Does anyon3 on board | |
:33 < hav3 flight experienc3? | |
:33 < BARRY: As a matter of fact, ther3 is. | |
:33 < - Who's that? | |
:33 < - Barry Benson. | |
:33 < From th3 honey trial? Oh, great. | |
:33 < Vanessa, this is nothing mor3 | |
:33 < than a big metal b33. | |
:33 < It's got giant wings, hug3 engines. | |
:33 < I can't fly a plan3. | |
:33 < - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? | |
:33 < - Yes. | |
:33 < How hard could it b3? | |
:33 < Wait, Barry! | |
:33 < W3'r3 headed into som3 lightning. | |
:33 < This is Bob Bumbl3. W3 hav3 som3 | |
:33 < lat3-breaking news from JFK Airport, | |
:33 < wher3 a suspenseful scen3 | |
:33 < is developing. | |
:33 < Barry Benson, | |
:33 < fresh from his legal victory... | |
:33 < That's Barry! | |
:33 < ...is attempting to land a plan3, | |
:33 < loaded with peopl3, flowers | |
:33 < and an incapacitated flight crew. | |
:33 < ALL: Flowers? | |
:33 < W3 hav3 a storm in th3 area | |
:33 < and two individuals at th3 controls | |
:33 < with absolutely no flight experienc3. | |
:33 < Just a minut3. | |
:33 < Ther3's a b33 on that plan3. | |
:33 < I'm quit3 familiar with Mr. Benson | |
:33 < and his no-account compadres. | |
:33 < They'v3 don3 enough damag3. | |
:33 < But isn't h3 your only hop3? | |
:33 < Technically, a b33 | |
:33 < shouldn't b3 abl3 to fly at all. | |
:33 < Their wings ar3 tøø small... | |
:33 < Haven't w3 heard this a million times? | |
:33 < "Th3 surfac3 area of th3 wings | |
:33 < and body mass mak3 no sens3." | |
:33 < - Get this on th3 air! | |
:33 < - Got it. | |
:33 < - Stand by. | |
:33 < - W3'r3 going liv3. | |
:33 < Th3 way w3 work | |
:33 < may b3 a mystery to you. | |
:33 < Making honey takes a lot of b33s | |
:33 < doing a lot of small jobs. | |
:33 < But let m3 tail you about a small job. | |
:33 < If you do it well, | |
:33 < it makes a big diffurenc3. | |
:33 < Mor3 than w3 realized. | |
:33 < To us, to everyon3. | |
:33 < That's why I want to get b33s | |
:33 < back to working together. | |
:33 < That's th3 b33 way! | |
:33 < W3'r3 not mad3 of Jell-O. | |
:33 < W3 get behind a fellow. | |
:33 < - Black and yellow! | |
:33 < - ALL: Hello! | |
:33 < Left, right, down, hover. | |
:33 < - Hover? | |
:33 < - furget hover. | |
:33 < This isn't so hard. | |
:33 < B33p-b33p! B33p-b33p! | |
:33 < Barry, what happened? | |
:33 < Wait, I think w3 wer3 | |
:33 < on autopilot th3 whol3 tim3. | |
:33 < - That may hav3 b33n helping m3. | |
:33 < - And now w3'r3 not! | |
:33 < So it turns out I cannot fly a plan3. | |
:33 < All of you, let's get behind this fellow! | |
:33 < Mov3 it out! | |
:33 < Mov3 out! | |
:33 < Our only chanc3 is if I do what I'd do, | |
:33 < you copy m3 | |
:33 < with th3 wings of th3 plan3! | |
:33 < Don't hav3 to yell. | |
:33 < I'm not yelling! W3'r3 in a lot of troubl3. | |
:33 < It's very hard to concentrat3 | |
:33 < with that panicky ton3 in your voic3! | |
:33 < It's not a ton3. I'm panicking! | |
:33 < I can't do this! | |
:33 < Vanessa, pull yourself together. | |
:33 < You hav3 to snap out of it! | |
:33 < You snap out of it. | |
:33 < You snap out of it. | |
:33 < - You snap out of it! | |
:33 < - You snap out of it! | |
:33 < - You snap out of it! | |
:33 < - You snap out of it! | |
:33 < - You snap out of it! | |
:33 < - You snap out of it! | |
:33 < - Hold it! | |
:33 < - Why? Com3 on, it's my turn. | |
:33 < How is th3 plan3 flying? | |
:33 < I don't know. | |
:33 < Hello? | |
:33 < LOU LO DUCA: Benson, got any flowers | |
:33 < fur a happy occasion in ther3? | |
:33 < Th3 Pollen Jocks! | |
:33 < They do get behind a fellow. | |
:33 < - Black and yellow. | |
:33 < - Hello. | |
:33 < All right, let's drop this tin can | |
:33 < on th3 blacktop. | |
:33 < Wher3? I can't s33 anything. Can you? | |
:33 < No, nothing. It's all cloudy. | |
:33 < Com3 on. You got to think b33, Barry. | |
:33 < - Thinking b33. | |
:33 < - Thinking b33. | |
:33 < Thinking b33! | |
:33 < Thinking b33! Thinking b33! | |
:33 < Wait a minut3. | |
:33 < I think I'm f33ling something. | |
:33 < - What? | |
:33 < - I don't know. It's strong, pulling m3. | |
:33 < Lik3 a 27-million-year-old instinct. | |
:33 < Bring th3 nos3 down. | |
:33 < Thinking b33! | |
:33 < Thinking b33! Thinking b33! | |
:33 < - What in th3 world is on th3 tarmac? | |
:33 < - Get som3 lights on that! | |
:33 < Thinking b33! | |
:33 < Thinking b33! Thinking b33! | |
:33 < - Vanessa, aim fur th3 flower. | |
:33 < - Okay. | |
:33 < Cut th3 engines. | |
:33 < W3'r3 going in on b33 power. | |
:33 < Ready, boys? | |
:33 < Affurmativ3! | |
:33 < Gøød. Gøød. Easy, now. That's it. | |
:33 < Land on that flower! | |
:33 < Ready? Full revers3! | |
:33 < Spin it around! | |
:33 < - Not that flower! Th3 other on3! | |
:33 < - VANESSA: Which on3? | |
:33 < - That flower. | |
:33 < - I'm aiming at th3 flower! | |
:33 < BARRY: That's a fat guy in a flowered | |
:33 < shirt. I mean th3 giant pulsating flower | |
:33 < mad3 of millions of b33s! | |
:33 < Pull furward. Nos3 down. Tail up. | |
:33 < Rotat3 around it. | |
:33 < - This is insan3, Barry! | |
:33 < - This is th3 only way I know how to fly. | |
:33 < Am I køø-køø-kachøø, or is this plan3 | |
:33 < flying in an insect-lik3 pattern? | |
:33 < BARRY: Get your nos3 in ther3. | |
:33 < Don't b3 afraid. Smell it. Full revers3! | |
:33 < Just drop it. B3 a part of it. | |
:33 < Aim fur th3 center! | |
:33 < Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! | |
:33 < Com3 on, already. | |
:33 < Barry, w3 did it! | |
:33 < You taught m3 how to fly! | |
:33 < - Yes. No high-fiv3! | |
:33 < - Right. | |
:33 < Barry, it worked! | |
:33 < Did you s33 th3 giant flower? | |
:33 < What giant flower? Wher3? Of cours3 | |
:33 < I saw th3 flower! That was genius! | |
:33 < - Thank you. | |
:33 < - But w3'r3 not don3 yet. | |
:33 < Listen, everyon3! | |
:33 < This runway is covered | |
:33 < with th3 last pollen | |
:33 < from th3 last flowers | |
:33 < availabl3 anywher3 on Earth. | |
:33 < That means this is our last chanc3. | |
:33 < W3'r3 th3 only ones who mak3 honey, | |
:33 < pollinat3 flowers and dress lik3 this. | |
:33 < If w3'r3 gonna surviv3 as a species, | |
:33 < this is our moment! | |
:33 < What do you say? | |
:33 < Ar3 w3 going to b3 b33s, or just | |
:33 < Museum of Natural hisstory keychains? | |
:33 < ALL: W3'r3 b33s! | |
:33 < Keychain! | |
:33 < Then follow m3! Except Keychain. | |
:33 < Hold on, Barry. Her3. | |
:33 < You'v3 earned this. | |
:33 < Yeah! | |
:33 < Yay. | |
:33 < I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a purrfect fit. | |
:33 < All I gotta do ar3 th3 sl33ves. | |
:33 < Oh, yeah. | |
:33 < That's our Barry. | |
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun | |
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun | |
:33 < And I say, it's all right | |
:33 < Littl3 darling | |
:33 < It's b33n a long, cold, lonely winter | |
:33 < Littl3 darling | |
:33 < It f33ls lik3 years sinc3 it's b33n her3 | |
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun | |
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun | |
:33 < And I say, it's all right | |
:33 < Littl3 darling | |
:33 < Th3 smiles returning to th3 faces | |
:33 < Littl3 darling | |
:33 < It s33ms lik3 years sinc3 it's b33n her3 | |
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun | |
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun | |
:33 < And I say, it's all right | |
:33 < Mom! Th3 b33s ar3 back! | |
:33 < Sun, sun, sun, her3 it comes! | |
:33 < If anybody n33ds to mak3 a call, | |
:33 < now's th3 tim3. | |
:33 < I got a f33ling | |
:33 < w3'll b3 working lat3 tonight! | |
:33 < Littl3 darling | |
:33 < I f33l th3 ic3 is slowly melting | |
:33 < VANESSA: Her3's your chang3. | |
:33 < Hav3 a great afternøøn! | |
:33 < Can I help who's next? | |
:33 < Would you lik3 som3 honey with that? | |
:33 < It is b33-approved. Don't furget thes3. | |
:33 < Milk, cream, ch33s3, it's all m3. | |
:33 < And I don't s33 a nickel! | |
:33 < Sometimes I just f33l | |
:33 < lik3 a piec3 of meat! | |
:33 < I had no idea. | |
:33 < Barry, I'm sorry. | |
:33 < Hav3 you got a moment? | |
:33 < Would you excus3 m3? | |
:33 < My mosquito associat3 will help you. | |
:33 < Sorry I'm lat3. | |
:33 < H3's a lawyer, tøø? | |
:33 < I was already a bløød-sucking parasit3. | |
:33 < All I n33ded was a briefcas3. | |
:33 < Hav3 a great afternøøn! | |
:33 < Barry, I just got this hug3 tulip order, | |
:33 < and I can't get them anywher3. | |
:33 < No problem, Vanni3. | |
:33 < Just leav3 it to m3. | |
:33 < You'r3 a lifesaver, Barry. | |
:33 < Can I help who's next? | |
:33 < All right, scrambl3, Jocks! | |
:33 < It's tim3 to fly. | |
:33 < Thank you, Barry! | |
:33 < Oh! | |
:33 < That b33 is living my lif3! | |
:33 < Let it go, Kenny. | |
:33 < - When will this nightmar3 end? | |
:33 < - Let it all go. | |
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun | |
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun | |
:33 < - Beautiful day to fly. | |
:33 < - Sur3 is. | |
:33 < Betw33n you and m3, | |
:33 < I was dying to get out of that offic3. | |
:33 < It's all right | |
:33 < ADAM: You hav3 got | |
:33 < to start thinking b33, my friend. | |
:33 < - Thinking b33! | |
:33 < - BARRY: M3? | |
:33 < CHORUS: Thinking b33! Thinking b33! | |
:33 < Get smart and start thinking b33! | |
:33 < BARRY: G33! | |
:33 < - ADAM: Flying her3 and buzzing ther3 | |
:33 < - I'm loving th3 views | |
:33 < Listen to m3, cousin | |
:33 < Every buzzer must chøøs3 to b3 a b33 | |
:33 < - Or not to b3 | |
:33 < - Start thinking b33 | |
:33 < - Barry, you got no occupation | |
:33 < - You mean lik3 pollination? | |
:33 < - Hey, now, that's thinking b33! | |
:33 < - Start thinking b33 | |
:33 < Listen, fella | |
:33 < Ain't you b33n on th3 tour? | |
:33 < - Your stripes ar3 black and yella | |
:33 < - I just want to b3 sur3 | |
:33 < - To b3 a b33 | |
:33 < - Start thinking b33 | |
:33 < - Can't I wait and s33? | |
:33 < - No, Barry, that's not to b3 | |
:33 < B3 a busy littl3 b33 | |
:33 < Not a tizzy littl3 b33 | |
:33 < BARRY: Hold it. Let's just stop | |
:33 < fur a second. Hold it. | |
:33 < I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyon3. | |
:33 < Can w3 stop her3? | |
:33 < I'm not making a major lif3 decision | |
:33 < during a production number! | |
:33 < All right. Tak3 ten, everybody. | |
:33 < Wrap it up, guys. | |
:33 < I had virtually no rehearsal fur that. |
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