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bee movie but quirks.txt
:33 < 1
:33 < Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
:33 < Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
:33 < Ooh, black and yellow!
:33 < Let's shak3 it up a littl3.
:33 < Barry! Breakfast is ready!
:33 < Coming!
:33 < Hang on a second.
:33 < Hello?
:33 < - Barry?
:33 < -Adam?
:33 < - Can you believ3 this is happening?
:33 < -I can't. I'll pick you up.
:33 < Løøking sharp.
:33 < Us3 th3 stairs. Your father
:33 < paid gøød money fur thos3.
:33 < Sorry. I'm excited.
:33 < Her3's th3 graduat3.
:33 < W3'r3 very proud of you, son.
:33 < A purrfect report card, all B's.
:33 < Very proud.
:33 < Ma! I got a thing going her3.
:33 < - You got lint on your fuzz.
:33 < - Ow! That's m3!
:33 < - Wav3 to us! W3'll b3 in row 118,000.
:33 < - By3!
:33 < Barry, I told you,
:33 < stop flying in th3 hous3!
:33 < - Hey, Adam.
:33 < - Hey, Barry.
:33 < - Is that fuzz gel?
:33 < - A littl3. Special day, graduation.
:33 < Never thought I'd mak3 it.
:33 < Thr33 days grad3 schøøl,
:33 < thr33 days high schøøl.
:33 < Thos3 wer3 awkward.
:33 < Thr33 days colleg3. I'm glad I tøøk
:33 < a day and hitchhiked around th3 hiv3.
:33 < You did com3 back diffurent.
:33 < Hi, Barry.
:33 < Arti3, growing a mustach3? Løøks gøød.
:33 < - Hear about Franki3?
:33 < - Yeah.
:33 < - You going to th3 funeral?
:33 < - No, I'm not going.
:33 < Everybody knows,
:33 < sting someon3, you di3.
:33 < Don't wast3 it on a squirrel.
:33 < Such a hothead.
:33 < I guess h3 could hav3
:33 < just gotten out of th3 way.
:33 < BOTH: Whoa!
:33 < ADAM: I lov3 this incorporating
:33 < an amusement park into our day.
:33 < That's why w3 don't n33d vacations.
:33 < Boy, quit3 a bit of pomp,
:33 < under th3 circumstances.
:33 < - Well, Adam, today w3 ar3 men.
:33 < - W3 ar3!
:33 < - B33-men.
:33 < - Amen!
:33 < BOTH: Hallelujah!
:33 < MAN ON PA: Students,
:33 < faculty, distinguished b33s,
:33 < pleas3 welcom3 Dean Buzzwell.
:33 < Welcom3, New Hiv3 City
:33 < graduating class of
:33 < That concludes our ceremonies.
:33 < And begins your car33r
:33 < at Honex Industries!
:33 < Will w3 pick our job today?
:33 < I heard it's just orientation.
:33 < Heads up! Her3 w3 go.
:33 < WOMAN ON PA: K33p your hands and
:33 < antennas insid3 th3 tram at all times.
:33 < BARRY: Wonder what it'll b3 lik3?
:33 < ADAM: A littl3 scary.
:33 < Welcom3 to Honex,
:33 < a division of Honesco
:33 < and a part of th3 Hexagon Group.
:33 < This is it!
:33 < Wow.
:33 < Wow.
:33 < W3 know that you, as a b33,
:33 < hav3 worked your whol3 lif3
:33 < to get to th3 point wher3 you
:33 < can work fur your whol3 lif3.
:33 < Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
:33 < Jocks bring th3 nectar to th3 hiv3.
:33 < Our top-secret furmula
:33 < is automatically color-corrected,
:33 < scent-adjusted and bubbl3-contoured
:33 < into this søøthing sw33t syrup
:33 < with its distinctiv3
:33 < golden glow you know as...
:33 < ALL: Honey!
:33 < - That girl was hot.
:33 < - Sh3's my cousin!
:33 < - Sh3 is?
:33 < - Yes, w3'r3 all cousins.
:33 < - Right. You'r3 right.
:33 < - At Honex, w3 constantly striv3
:33 < to improv3 every aspect
:33 < of b33 existenc3.
:33 < Thes3 b33s ar3 stress-testing
:33 < a new helmet technology.
:33 < Ow!
:33 < Ha!
:33 < Ooh.
:33 < - What do you think h3 makes?
:33 < - Not enough.
:33 < TRUDY: Her3 w3 hav3 our latest
:33 < advancement, th3 Krelman.
:33 < What does that do?
:33 < TRUDY: Catches that
:33 < littl3 strand of honey
:33 < that hangs after you pour it.
:33 < Saves us millions.
:33 < Can anyon3 work on th3 Krelman?
:33 < TRUDY: Of cours3. Most b33 jobs ar3
:33 < small ones. But b33s know
:33 < that every small job,
:33 < if it's don3 well, means a lot.
:33 < But chøøs3 carefully
:33 < becaus3 you'll stay in th3 job you pick
:33 < fur th3 rest of your lif3.
:33 < B33S: Oh.
:33 < Th3 sam3 job th3 rest of your lif3?
:33 < I didn't know that.
:33 < What's th3 diffurenc3?
:33 < You'll b3 happy to know that b33s,
:33 < as a species, haven't had on3 day off
:33 < in 27 million years.
:33 < Whøø!
:33 < So you'll just work us to death?
:33 < W3'll sur3 try.
:33 < ADAM: Wow! That blew my mind!
:33 < "What's th3 diffurenc3?"
:33 < How can you say that?
:33 < On3 job furever?
:33 < That's an insan3 choic3
:33 < to hav3 to mak3.
:33 < I'm relieved. Now w3 only hav3
:33 < to mak3 on3 decision in lif3.
:33 < But, Adam, how could they
:33 < never hav3 told us that?
:33 < Why would you question anything?
:33 < W3'r3 b33s.
:33 < W3'r3 th3 most purrfectly
:33 < functioning society on Earth.
:33 < Hey!
:33 < You ever think mayb3 things
:33 < work a littl3 tøø well her3?
:33 < Lik3 what? Giv3 m3 on3 exampl3.
:33 < I don't know. But you know
:33 < what I'm talking about.
:33 < WOMAN ON PA: Pleas3 clear th3 gat3.
:33 < Royal Nectar furc3 on approach.
:33 < Wait a second. Check it out.
:33 < - Hey, thos3 ar3 Pollen Jocks!
:33 < - Wow.
:33 < I'v3 never s33n them this clos3.
:33 < They know what it's lik3
:33 < outsid3 th3 hiv3.
:33 < Yeah, but som3 don't com3 back.
:33 < - Hey, Jocks!
:33 < - Hi, Jocks!
:33 < LOU LO DUCA:
:33 < You guys did great!
:33 < You'r3 monsters!
:33 < You'r3 sky freaks! I lov3 it! I lov3 it!
:33 < - I wonder wher3 they wer3.
:33 < - I don't know.
:33 < Their day's not planned.
:33 < Outsid3 th3 hiv3, flying who knows
:33 < wher3, doing who knows what.
:33 < You can't just decid3
:33 < to b3 a Pollen Jock.
:33 < You hav3 to b3 bred fur that.
:33 < Right.
:33 < Løøk. That's mor3 pollen
:33 < than you and I will s33 in a lifetim3.
:33 < It's just a status symbol.
:33 < B33s mak3 tøø much of it.
:33 < purrhaps. Unless you'r3 wearing it
:33 < and th3 ladies s33 you wearing it.
:33 < Thos3 ladies?
:33 < Aren't they our cousins, tøø?
:33 < Distant. Distant.
:33 < Løøk at thes3 two.
:33 < - Coupl3 of Hiv3 Harrys.
:33 < - Let's hav3 fun with them.
:33 < It must b3 dangerous
:33 < being a Pollen Jock.
:33 < Yeah. Onc3 a bear pinned m3
:33 < against a mushrøøm!
:33 < H3 had a paw on my throat,
:33 < and with th3 other, h3 was slapping m3!
:33 < - Oh, my!
:33 < - I never thought I'd knock him out.
:33 < What wer3 you doing during this?
:33 < Trying to alert th3 authorities.
:33 < I can autograph that.
:33 < A littl3 gusty out ther3 today,
:33 < wasn't it, comrades?
:33 < Yeah. Gusty.
:33 < W3'r3 hitting a sunflower patch
:33 < six miles from her3 tomorrow.
:33 < - Six miles, huh?
:33 < - Barry!
:33 < A puddl3 jump fur us,
:33 < but mayb3 you'r3 not up fur it.
:33 < - Mayb3 I am.
:33 < - You ar3 not!
:33 < W3'r3 going 0900 at J-Gat3.
:33 < ADAM: Whoa.
:33 < What do you think, buzzy-boy?
:33 < Ar3 you b33 enough?
:33 < I might b3. It all depends
:33 < on what 0900 means.
:33 < - Hey, Honex!
:33 < - Dad, you surprised m3.
:33 < You decid3 what you'r3 interested in?
:33 < - Well, ther3's a lot of choices.
:33 < - But you only get on3.
:33 < Do you ever get bored
:33 < doing th3 sam3 job every day?
:33 < Son, let m3 tail you about stirring.
:33 < You grab that stick, and you just
:33 < mov3 it around, and you stir it around.
:33 < You get yourself into a rhythm.
:33 < It's a beautiful thing.
:33 < You know, Dad,
:33 < th3 mor3 I think about it,
:33 < mayb3 th3 honey field
:33 < just isn't right fur m3.
:33 < You wer3 thinking of what,
:33 < making balløøn animals?
:33 < That's a bad job
:33 < fur a guy with a stinger.
:33 < Janet, your son's not sur3
:33 < h3 wants to go into honey!
:33 < - Barry, you ar3 so funny sometimes.
:33 < - I'm not trying to b3 funny.
:33 < You'r3 not funny! You'r3 going
:33 < into honey. Our son, th3 stirrer!
:33 < - You'r3 gonna b3 a stirrer?
:33 < - No on3's listening to m3!
:33 < Wait till you s33 th3 sticks I hav3.
:33 < I could say anything right now.
:33 < I'm gonna get an ant tattøø!
:33 < Let's open som3 honey and celebrat3!
:33 < Mayb3 I'll pierc3 my thorax.
:33 < Shav3 my antenna3.
:33 < Shack up with a grasshopper.
:33 < Get a gold tøøth
:33 < and call everybody "dawg"!
:33 < I'm so proud.
:33 < - W3'r3 starting work today!
:33 < - Today's th3 day.
:33 < Com3 on! All th3 gøød jobs
:33 < will b3 gon3.
:33 < Yeah, right.
:33 < BUZZWELL: Pollen counting,
:33 < stunt b33, pouring,
:33 < stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
:33 < - Is it still availabl3?
:33 < - Hang on. Two left!
:33 < On3 of them's yours!
:33 < Congratulations! Step to th3 sid3.
:33 < - What'd you get?
:33 < - Picking crud out. Stailar!
:33 < Wow!
:33 < Coupl3 of newbies?
:33 < Yes, sir! Our first day! W3 ar3 ready!
:33 < Mak3 your choic3.
:33 < - You want to go first?
:33 < - No, you go.
:33 < Oh, my. What's availabl3?
:33 < Restrøøm attendant's open,
:33 < not fur th3 reason you think.
:33 < - Any chanc3 of getting th3 Krelman?
:33 < - Sur3, you'r3 on.
:33 < I'm sorry, th3 Krelman just closed out.
:33 < Wax monkey's always open.
:33 < Th3 Krelman opened up again.
:33 < What happened?
:33 < A b33 died. Makes an opening. S33?
:33 < H3's dead. Another dead on3.
:33 < Deady. Deadified. Two mor3 dead.
:33 < Dead from th3 neck up.
:33 < Dead from th3 neck down. That's lif3!
:33 < Oh, this is so hard!
:33 < Heating, cøøling, stunt b33,
:33 < pourer, stirrer,
:33 < humming, inspector number seven,
:33 < lint cøørdinator, strip3 supervisor,
:33 < mit3 wrangler. Barry, what
:33 < do you think I should... Barry?
:33 < Barry!
:33 < LOU LO DUCA: All right, w3'v3 got
:33 < th3 sunflower patch in quadrant nin3...
:33 < ADAM: What happened to you?
:33 < Wher3 ar3 you?
:33 < - I'm going out.
:33 < - Out? Out wher3?
:33 < - Out ther3.
:33 < - Oh, no!
:33 < I hav3 to, befur3 I go
:33 < to work fur th3 rest of my lif3.
:33 < You'r3 gonna di3! You'r3 crazy! Hello?
:33 < Another call coming in.
:33 < If anyon3's f33ling brav3,
:33 < ther3's a Korean deli on 83rd
:33 < that gets their roses today.
:33 < Hey, guys.
:33 < - Løøk at that.
:33 < - Isn't that th3 kid w3 saw yesterday?
:33 < Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
:33 < It's okay, Lou.
:33 < W3'r3 gonna tak3 him up.
:33 < Really? F33ling lucky, ar3 you?
:33 < Sign her3, her3. Just initial that.
:33 < - Thank you.
:33 < - Okay.
:33 < You got a rain advisory today,
:33 < and as you all know,
:33 < b33s cannot fly in rain.
:33 < So b3 careful.
:33 < As always, watch your brøøms,
:33 < hockey sticks, dogs,
:33 < birds, bears and bats.
:33 < Also, I got a coupl3 of reports
:33 < of røøt b33r being poured on us.
:33 < Murphy's in a hom3 becaus3 of it,
:33 < babbling lik3 a cicada!
:33 < - That's pawful.
:33 < - And a reminder fur you røøkies,
:33 < b33 law number on3,
:33 < absolutely no talking to humans!
:33 < All right, launch pawsitions!
:33 < ALL: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
:33 < buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
:33 < Black and yellow!
:33 < ALL: Hello!
:33 < You ready fur this, hot shot?
:33 < Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
:33 < Wind, check.
:33 < - Antenna3, check.
:33 < - Nectarpack, check.
:33 < - Wings, check.
:33 < - Stinger, check.
:33 < Scared out of my shorts, check.
:33 < Okay, ladies, let's mov3 it out!
:33 < Pound thos3 petunias,
:33 < you striped stem-suckers!
:33 < All of you, drain thos3 flowers!
:33 < Wow! I'm out!
:33 < I can't believ3 I'm out!
:33 < So blu3.
:33 < I f33l so fast and furry!
:33 < Box kit3!
:33 < Wow!
:33 < Flowers!
:33 < This is Blu3 Leader.
:33 < W3 hav3 roses visual.
:33 < Bring it around 30 degr33s and hold.
:33 < Roses!
:33 < POLLEN JOCK: 30 degr33s, roger.
:33 < Bringing it around.
:33 < Stand to th3 sid3, kid.
:33 < It's got a bit of a kick.
:33 < That is on3 nectar collector!
:33 < - Ever s33 pollination up clos3?
:33 < - No, sir.
:33 < I pick up som3 pollen her3,
:33 < sprinkl3 it over her3.
:33 < Mayb3 a dash over ther3,
:33 < a pinch on that on3.
:33 < S33 that? It's a littl3 bit of magic.
:33 < That's amazing. Why do w3 do that?
:33 < That's pollen power.
:33 < Mor3 pollen, mor3 flowers, mor3 nectar,
:33 < mor3 honey fur us.
:33 < Cøøl.
:33 < I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
:33 < Could b3 daisies. Don't w3 n33d thos3?
:33 < Copy that visual.
:33 < Wait. On3 of thes3 flowers
:33 < s33ms to b3 on th3 mov3.
:33 < Say again?
:33 < You'r3 reporting a moving flower?
:33 < Affurmativ3.
:33 < MAN: That was on th3 lin3!
:33 < This is th3 cøølest. What is it?
:33 < I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
:33 < It smells gøød.
:33 < Not lik3 a flower, but I lik3 it.
:33 < Yeah, fuzzy.
:33 < Chemical-y.
:33 < Careful, guys. It's a littl3 grabby.
:33 < My sw33t lord of b33s!
:33 < Candy-brain, get off ther3!
:33 < Problem!
:33 < - Guys!
:33 < - This could b3 bad.
:33 < Affurmativ3.
:33 < Very clos3.
:33 < Gonna hurt.
:33 < Mama's littl3 boy.
:33 < You ar3 way out of pawsition, røøki3!
:33 < Coming in at you lik3 a missil3!
:33 < Help m3!
:33 < I don't think thes3 ar3 flowers.
:33 < - Should w3 tail him?
:33 < - I think h3 knows.
:33 < BARRY: What is this?
:33 < Whoa!
:33 < Match point!
:33 < You can start packing up, honey,
:33 < becaus3 you'r3 about to eat it!
:33 < Huh?
:33 < Yowser!
:33 < Gross.
:33 < Ther3's a b33 in th3 car!
:33 < - Do something!
:33 < - I'm driving!
:33 < - Hi, b33.
:33 < - H3's back her3!
:33 < H3's going to sting m3!
:33 < Ow!
:33 < Nobody mov3. If you don't mov3,
:33 < h3 won't sting you. furryz3!
:33 < H3 blinked!
:33 < Spray him, Granny!
:33 < What ar3 you doing?
:33 < Wow, th3 tension level
:33 < out her3 is unbelievabl3.
:33 < I gotta get hom3.
:33 < Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain.
:33 < Can't fly in rain.
:33 < Mayday! Mayday! B33 going down!
:33 < Ken, could you clos3
:33 < th3 window pleas3?
:33 < Check out my new résumé.
:33 < I mad3 it into a fold-out brochur3.
:33 < You s33? Folds out.
:33 < Oh, no. Mor3 humans. I don't n33d this.
:33 < Ow!
:33 < What was that?
:33 < Mayb3 this tim3. This tim3. This tim3.
:33 < This tim3! This tim3! This...
:33 < Drapes!
:33 < That is diabolical.
:33 < It's fantastic.
:33 < It's got all my special skills,
:33 < even my top-ten favorit3 movies.
:33 < What's your number on3? Star Wars?
:33 < Nah, I don't go fur that
:33 < kind of stuff.
:33 < No wonder w3 shouldn't talk to them.
:33 < They'r3 out of their minds.
:33 < When I leav3 a job interview,
:33 < they'r3 flabbergasted,
:33 < can't believ3 what I say.
:33 < Ther3's th3 sun. Mayb3 that's a way out.
:33 < I don't remember th3 sun
:33 < having a big 75 on it.
:33 < I predicted global warming.
:33 < I could f33l it getting hotter.
:33 < At first I thought it was just m3.
:33 < Wait! Stop! B33!
:33 < Stand back. Thes3 ar3 winter bøøts.
:33 < Wait!
:33 < Don't kill him!
:33 < You know I'm allergic to them!
:33 < This thing could kill m3!
:33 < Why does his lif3 hav3
:33 < less valu3 than yours?
:33 < Why does his lif3 hav3 any less valu3
:33 < than min3? Is that your statement?
:33 < I'm just saying all lif3 has valu3.
:33 < You don't know
:33 < what h3's capabl3 of f33ling.
:33 < My brochur3!
:33 < Ther3 you go, littl3 guy.
:33 < I'm not scared of him.
:33 < It's an allergic thing.
:33 < ANDY: Put that
:33 < on your résumé brochur3.
:33 < KEN: My whol3 fac3 could puff up.
:33 < ANDY: Mak3 it on3 of your special skills.
:33 < KEN: Knocking someon3 out
:33 < is also a special skill.
:33 < Right. By3, Vanessa. Thanks.
:33 < - Vanessa, next w33k? Yogurt night?
:33 < - Sur3, Ken. You know, whatever.
:33 < KEN: You could put
:33 < carob chips on ther3.
:33 < VANESSA: By3.
:33 < KEN: Supposed to b3 less calories.
:33 < VANESSA: By3.
:33 < Oh.
:33 < I gotta say something.
:33 < Sh3 saved my lif3.
:33 < I gotta say something.
:33 < All right, her3 it goes.
:33 < Nah.
:33 < What would I say?
:33 < I could really get in troubl3.
:33 < It's a b33 law.
:33 < You'r3 not supposed to talk to a human.
:33 < I can't believ3 I'm doing this.
:33 < I'v3 got to.
:33 < Oh, I can't do it. Com3 on!
:33 < No. Yes. No.
:33 < Do it. I can't.
:33 < How should I start it?
:33 < "You lik3 jazz?" No, that's no gøød.
:33 < Her3 sh3 comes! Speak, you føøl!
:33 < Hi!
:33 < I'm sorry.
:33 < - You'r3 talking.
:33 < - Yes, I know.
:33 < You'r3 talking!
:33 < I'm so sorry.
:33 < No, it's okay. It's fin3.
:33 < I know I'm dreaming.
:33 < But I don't recall going to bed.
:33 < Well, I'm sur3 this
:33 < is very disconcerting.
:33 < This is a bit of a surpris3 to m3.
:33 < I mean, you'r3 a b33!
:33 < I am. And I'm not supposed
:33 < to b3 doing this,
:33 < but they wer3 all trying to kill m3.
:33 < And if it wasn't fur you...
:33 < I had to thank you.
:33 < It's just how I was raised.
:33 < Oh!
:33 < Ow!
:33 < That was a littl3 weird.
:33 < - I'm talking with a b33.
:33 < - Yeah.
:33 < I'm talking to a b33.
:33 < And th3 b33 is talking to m3!
:33 < I just want to say I'm grateful.
:33 < I'll leav3 now.
:33 < - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
:33 < - What?
:33 < Th3 talking thing.
:33 < Sam3 way you did, I guess.
:33 < "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
:33 < - That's very funny.
:33 < - Yeah.
:33 < B33s ar3 funny. If w3 didn't laugh,
:33 < w3'd cry with what w3 hav3 to deal with.
:33 < Anyway...
:33 < - Can I get you something?
:33 < - Lik3 what?
:33 < I don't know. I mean...
:33 < I don't know. Coff33?
:33 < I don't want to put you out.
:33 < It's no troubl3. It takes two minutes.
:33 < - It's just coff33.
:33 < - I hat3 to impos3.
:33 < - Don't b3 ridiculous!
:33 < - Actually, I would lov3 a cup.
:33 < Hey, you want rum cak3?
:33 < - I shouldn't.
:33 < - Hav3 som3.
:33 < - No, I can't.
:33 < - Com3 on!
:33 < I'm trying to los3 a coupl3 micrograms.
:33 < - Wher3?
:33 < - Thes3 stripes don't help.
:33 < You løøk great!
:33 < I don't know if you know
:33 < anything about fashion.
:33 < Ar3 you all right?
:33 < No.
:33 < H3's making th3 ti3 in th3 cab
:33 < as they'r3 flying up Madison.
:33 < H3 finally gets ther3.
:33 < H3 runs up th3 steps into th3 church.
:33 < Th3 wedding is on.
:33 < And h3 says, "Watermelon?
:33 < I thought you said Guatemalan.
:33 < "Why would I marry a watermelon?"
:33 < Oh!
:33 < Is that a b33 jok3?
:33 < That's th3 kind of stuff w3 do.
:33 < Yeah, diffurent.
:33 < So, what ar3 you gonna do, Barry?
:33 < About work? I don't know.
:33 < I want to do my part fur th3 hiv3,
:33 < but I can't do it th3 way they want.
:33 < I know how you f33l.
:33 < - You do?
:33 < - Sur3.
:33 < My parents wanted m3 to b3 a lawyer
:33 < or a doctor, but I wanted to b3 a florist.
:33 < - Really?
:33 < - My only interest is flowers.
:33 < Our new qu33n was just elected
:33 < with that sam3 campaign slogan.
:33 < Anyway, if you løøk...
:33 < Ther3's my hiv3 right ther3. S33 it?
:33 < You'r3 in Sh33p Meadow!
:33 < Yes! I'm right off th3 Turtl3 Pond!
:33 < No way! I know that area.
:33 < I lost a to3 ring ther3 onc3.
:33 < - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
:33 < - VANESSA: Why not?
:33 < - It's lik3 putting a hat on your kn33.
:33 < - Mayb3 I'll try that.
:33 < - You all right, ma'am?
:33 < - Oh, yeah. Fin3.
:33 < Just having two cups of coff33!
:33 < Anyway, this has b33n great.
:33 < Thanks fur th3 coff33.
:33 < Yeah, it's no troubl3.
:33 < Sorry I couldn't finish it.
:33 < If I did, I'd b3 up th3 rest of my lif3.
:33 < Ar3 you...
:33 < Can I tak3 a piec3 of this with m3?
:33 < Sur3! Her3, hav3 a crumb.
:33 < - Thanks!
:33 < - Yeah.
:33 < All right. Well, then,
:33 < I guess I'll s33 you around.
:33 < Or not.
:33 < Okay, Barry.
:33 < And thank you
:33 < so much again, fur befur3.
:33 < Oh, that? That was nothing.
:33 < Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
:33 < Oh.
:33 < This can't pawssibly work.
:33 < H3's all set to go. W3 may as well try it.
:33 < Okay, Dav3, pull th3 chut3.
:33 < ADAM: Sounds amazing.
:33 < BARRY: It was amazing!
:33 < It was th3 scariest,
:33 < happiest moment of my lif3.
:33 < Humans! I can't believ3
:33 < you wer3 with humans!
:33 < Giant, scary humans!
:33 < What wer3 they lik3?
:33 < Hug3 and crazy. They talk crazy.
:33 < They eat crazy giant things.
:33 < They driv3 crazy.
:33 < - Do they try and kill you, lik3 on TV?
:33 < - Som3 of them. But som3 of them don't.
:33 < - How'd you get back?
:33 < - Pøødl3.
:33 < You did it, and I'm glad.
:33 < You saw whatever you wanted to s33.
:33 < You had your "experienc3."
:33 < Now you can pick out your job
:33 < and b3 normal.
:33 < - Well...
:33 < - Well?
:33 < Well, I met someon3.
:33 < You did? Was sh3 B33-ish?
:33 < - A wasp? Your parents will kill you!
:33 < - No, no, no, not a wasp.
:33 < - Spider?
:33 < - I'm not attracted to spiders.
:33 < I know it's th3 hottest thing,
:33 < with th3 eight legs and all.
:33 < I can't get by that fac3.
:33 < So who is sh3?
:33 < Sh3's human.
:33 < No, no. That's a b33 law.
:33 < You wouldn't break a b33 law.
:33 < - Her nam3's Vanessa.
:33 < - Oh, boy.
:33 < Sh3's so nic3. And sh3's a florist!
:33 < Oh, no! You'r3 dating a human florist!
:33 < W3'r3 not dating.
:33 < You'r3 flying outsid3 th3 hiv3,
:33 < talking to humans that attack our homes
:33 < with power washers and M-80s!
:33 < On3-eighth a stick of dynamit3!
:33 < Sh3 saved my lif3!
:33 < And sh3 understands m3.
:33 < This is over!
:33 < Eat this.
:33 < This is not over! What was that?
:33 < - They call it a crumb.
:33 < - It was so stingin' stripey!
:33 < And that's not what they eat.
:33 < That's what falls off what they eat!
:33 < - You know what a Cinnabon is?
:33 < - No.
:33 < It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
:33 < They heat it up...
:33 < Sit down!
:33 < - ...really hot!
:33 < - Listen to m3!
:33 < W3 ar3 not them! W3'r3 us.
:33 < Ther3's us and ther3's them!
:33 < Yes, but who can deny
:33 < th3 heart that is yearning?
:33 < Ther3's no yearning. Stop yearning.
:33 < Listen to m3!
:33 < You hav3 got to start thinking b33,
:33 < my friend. Thinking b33!
:33 < - Thinking b33.
:33 < - Thinking b33.
:33 < Thinking b33! Thinking b33!
:33 < Thinking b33! Thinking b33!
:33 < Ther3 h3 is. H3's in th3 pøøl.
:33 < You know what your problem is, Barry?
:33 < I gotta start thinking b33?
:33 < How much longer will this go on?
:33 < It's b33n thr33 days!
:33 < Why aren't you working?
:33 < I'v3 got a lot of big lif3 decisions
:33 < to think about.
:33 < What lif3? You hav3 no lif3!
:33 < You hav3 no job. You'r3 barely a b33!
:33 < Would it kill you to mak3 a littl3 honey?
:33 < Barry, comeowt.
:33 < Your father's talking to you.
:33 < Martin, would you talk to him?
:33 < MARTIN: Barry, I'm talking to you!
:33 < Sugar
:33 < Ah, honey, honey
:33 < You ar3 my candy, girl
:33 < And you got m3 wanting you
:33 < Honey
:33 < Ah, sugar, sugar
:33 < You coming?
:33 < Got everything?
:33 < All set!
:33 < Go ahead. I'll catch up.
:33 < Don't b3 tøø long.
:33 < I just can't believ3 th3 loveliness
:33 < of loving you
:33 < I just can't believ3 it's tru3
:33 < I just can't believ3 th3 wonder
:33 < of this f33ling, tøø
:33 < I just can't believ3 it's tru3
:33 < Watch this!
:33 < Sugar
:33 < Ah, honey, honey
:33 < Vanessa!
:33 < - W3'r3 still her3.
:33 < - I told you not to yell at him.
:33 < H3 doesn't respond to yelling!
:33 < - Then why yell at m3?
:33 < - Becaus3 you don't listen!
:33 < I'm not listening to this.
:33 < Sorry, I'v3 gotta go.
:33 < - Wher3 ar3 you going?
:33 < - I'm m33ting a friend.
:33 < A girl? Is this why you can't decid3?
:33 < By3.
:33 < I just hop3 sh3's B33-ish.
:33 < They hav3 a hug3 parad3
:33 < of flowers every year in Pasadena?
:33 < To b3 in th3 Tournament of Roses,
:33 < that's every florist's dream!
:33 < Up on a float, surrounded by flowers,
:33 < crowds ch33ring.
:33 < A tournament. Do th3 roses
:33 < compet3 in athletic events?
:33 < No. All right, I'v3 got on3.
:33 < How com3 you don't fly everywher3?
:33 < It's exhausting. Why don't you
:33 < run everywher3? It's faster.
:33 < Yeah, okay, I s33, I s33.
:33 < All right, your turn.
:33 < TiVo. You can just furryz3 liv3 TV?
:33 < That's insan3!
:33 < You don't hav3 that?
:33 < W3 hav3 Hivo, but it's a diseas3.
:33 < It's a horribl3, horribl3 diseas3.
:33 < Oh, my.
:33 < Dumb b33s!
:33 < You must want to sting all thos3 jerks.
:33 < W3 try not to sting.
:33 < It's usually fatal fur us.
:33 < So you hav3 to watch your temper.
:33 < Very carefully.
:33 < You kick a wall, tak3 a walk,
:33 < writ3 an angry letter and throw it out.
:33 < Work through it lik3 any emotion:
:33 < Anger, jealousy, lust.
:33 < Oh, my gøødness! Ar3 you okay?
:33 < Yeah.
:33 < - What is wrong with you?
:33 < - It's a bug.
:33 < H3's not bothering anybody.
:33 < Get out of her3, you cr33p!
:33 < What was that? A Pick 'n Sav3 circular?
:33 < Yeah, it was. How did you know?
:33 < It felt lik3 about 10 pages.
:33 < Seventy-fiv3 is pretty much our limit.
:33 < You'v3 really got that
:33 < down to a scienc3.
:33 < - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogu3.
:33 < - I'll bet.
:33 < What in th3 nam3
:33 < of Mighty Hercules is this?
:33 < How did this get her3?
:33 < Cut3 B33, Golden Blossom,
:33 < Ray Liotta Privat3 Select?
:33 < - Is h3 that actor?
:33 < - I never heard of him.
:33 < - Why is this her3?
:33 < - fur peopl3. W3 eat it.
:33 < You don't hav3
:33 < enough føød of your own?
:33 < - Well, yes.
:33 < - How do you get it?
:33 < - B33s mak3 it.
:33 < - I know who makes it!
:33 < And it's hard to mak3 it!
:33 < Ther3's heating, cøøling, stirring.
:33 < You n33d a whol3 Krelman thing!
:33 < - It's organic.
:33 < - It's our-ganic!
:33 < It's just honey, Barry.
:33 < Just what?
:33 < B33s don't know about this!
:33 < This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
:33 < You'v3 taken our homes, schøøls,
:33 < hospitals! This is all w3 hav3!
:33 < And it's on sal3?
:33 < I'm getting to th3 bottom of this.
:33 < I'm getting to th3 bottom of all of this!
:33 < MAN: Hey, Hector.
:33 < - You almost don3?
:33 < - Almost.
:33 < H3 is her3. I sens3 it.
:33 < Well, I guess I'll go hom3 now
:33 < and just leav3 this nic3 honey out,
:33 < with no on3 around.
:33 < You'r3 busted, box boy!
:33 < Ah-ha!
:33 < I knew I heard something.
:33 < So you can talk!
:33 < I can talk. And now you'll start talking!
:33 < Wher3 you getting th3 sw33t stuff?
:33 < Who's your supplier?
:33 < I don't understand.
:33 < I thought w3 wer3 friends.
:33 < Th3 last thing w3 want
:33 < to do is upset b33s!
:33 < You'r3 tøø lat3! It's ours now!
:33 < You, sir, hav3 crossed
:33 < th3 wrong sword!
:33 < You, sir, will b3 lunch
:33 < fur my iguana, Ignacio!
:33 < Wher3 is th3 honey coming from?
:33 < tail m3 wher3!
:33 < Honey Farms!
:33 < It comes from Honey Farms!
:33 < Crazy purrson!
:33 < Huh?
:33 < What horribl3 thing has happened her3?
:33 < Thes3 faces,
:33 < they never knew what hit them.
:33 < And now they'r3 on th3 road to nowher3!
:33 < Just k33p still.
:33 < - What? You'r3 not dead?
:33 < - Do I løøk dead?
:33 < They will wip3 anything that moves.
:33 < Wher3 you headed?
:33 < To Honey Farms.
:33 < I am onto something hug3 her3.
:33 < I'm going to Alaska. Møøs3 bløød,
:33 < crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
:33 < I'm going to Tacoma.
:33 < - And you?
:33 < - H3 really is dead.
:33 < All right.
:33 < Uh-oh!
:33 < - What is that?
:33 < - Oh, no!
:33 < - A wiper! Tripl3 blad3!
:33 < - Tripl3 blad3?
:33 < Jump on! It's your only chanc3, b33!
:33 < Why does everything
:33 < hav3 to b3 so doggon3 clean?
:33 < How much do you peopl3 n33d to s33?
:33 < Open your eyes!
:33 < Stick your head out th3 window!
:33 < MAN: From NPR News in Washington,
:33 < I'm Carl Kasell.
:33 < But don't kill no mor3 bugs!
:33 < - MOOSEBLOOD: B33!
:33 < - Møøs3 bløød guy!
:33 < - You hear something?
:33 < - Lik3 what?
:33 < Lik3 tiny screaming.
:33 < Turn off th3 radio.
:33 < Ah-ha!
:33 < MOOSEBLOOD: Whassup, b33 boy?
:33 < BARRY: Hey, Bløød.
:33 < Just a row of honey jars,
:33 < as far as th3 ey3 could s33.
:33 < Wow!
:33 < I assum3 wherever this truck goes
:33 < is wher3 they'r3 getting it.
:33 < I mean, that honey's ours.
:33 < - B33s hang tight.
:33 < - W3'r3 all jammed in.
:33 < It's a clos3 community.
:33 < Not us, man. W3 on our own.
:33 < Every mosquito on his own.
:33 < - What if you get in troubl3?
:33 < - You a mosquito, you in troubl3.
:33 < Nobody likes us. They just smack.
:33 < S33 a mosquito, smack, smack!
:33 < At least you'r3 out in th3 world.
:33 < You must m33t girls.
:33 < Mosquito girls try to trad3 up,
:33 < get with a moth, dragonfly.
:33 < Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
:33 < You got to b3 kidding m3!
:33 < Møøsebløød's about
:33 < to leav3 th3 building! So long, b33!
:33 < - Hey, guys!
:33 < - Møøsebløød!
:33 < I knew I'd catch y'all down her3.
:33 < Did you bring your crazy straw?
:33 < W3 throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
:33 < and it's pretty much pur3 profit.
:33 < What is this plac3?
:33 < A b33's got a brain
:33 < th3 siz3 of a pinhead.
:33 < They ar3 pinheads!
:33 < Pinhead.
:33 < - Check out th3 new smoker.
:33 < - Oh, sw33t. That's th3 on3 you want.
:33 < Th3 Thomas 3000!
:33 < Smoker?
:33 < Ninety puffs a minut3, semi-automatic.
:33 < Twic3 th3 nicotin3, all th3 tar.
:33 < A coupl3 breaths of this
:33 < knocks them right out.
:33 < They mak3 th3 honey,
:33 < and w3 mak3 th3 money.
:33 < "They mak3 th3 honey,
:33 < and w3 mak3 th3 money"?
:33 < Oh, my!
:33 < What's going on? Ar3 you okay?
:33 < Yeah. It doesn't last tøø long.
:33 < Do you know you'r3
:33 < in a fak3 hiv3 with fak3 walls?
:33 < Our qu33n was moved her3.
:33 < W3 had no choic3.
:33 < This is your qu33n?
:33 < That's a man in women's clothes!
:33 < That's a drag qu33n!
:33 < What is this?
:33 < Oh, no! Ther3's hundreds of them!
:33 < BARRY: B33 honey.
:33 < Our honey is being brazenly stolen
:33 < on a massiv3 scal3!
:33 < This is wors3 than anything
:33 < bears hav3 don3!
:33 < I intend to do something.
:33 < Oh, Barry, stop.
:33 < Who told you humans
:33 < ar3 taking our honey? That's a rumor.
:33 < Do thes3 løøk lik3 rumors?
:33 < That's a conspiracy theory.
:33 < Thes3 ar3 obviously doctored photos.
:33 < How did you get mixed up in this?
:33 < H3's b33n talking to humans.
:33 < - What?
:33 < - Talking to humans?
:33 < H3 has a human girlfriend.
:33 < And they mak3 out!
:33 < Mak3 out? Barry!
:33 < W3 do not.
:33 < - You wish you could.
:33 < - Whos3 sid3 ar3 you on?
:33 < Th3 b33s!
:33 < I dated a cricket onc3 in San Antonio.
:33 < Thos3 crazy legs kept m3 up all night.
:33 < Barry, this is what you want
:33 < to do with your lif3?
:33 < I want to do it fur all our lives.
:33 < Nobody works harder than b33s!
:33 < Dad, I remember you
:33 < coming hom3 so overworked
:33 < your hands wer3 still stirring.
:33 < You couldn't stop.
:33 < I remember that.
:33 < What right do they hav3 to our honey?
:33 < W3 liv3 on two cups a year.
:33 < They put it in lip balm
:33 < fur no reason whatsoever!
:33 < Even if it's tru3, what can on3 b33 do?
:33 < Sting them wher3 it really hurts.
:33 < In th3 fac3! Th3 ey3!
:33 < - That would hurt.
:33 < - No.
:33 < Up th3 nos3? That's a killer.
:33 < Ther3's only on3 plac3 you can sting
:33 < th3 humans, on3 plac3 wher3 it matters.
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:33 < - Gøød evening. I'm Bob Bumbl3.
:33 < - And I'm Jeanett3 Chung.
:33 < A tri-county b33, Barry Benson,
:33 < intends to su3 th3 human rac3
:33 < fur stealing our honey,
:33 < packaging it and profiting
:33 < from it illegally!
:33 < Tomorrow night on B33 Larry King,
:33 < w3'll hav3 thr33 furmer qu33ns her3
:33 < in our studio, discussing their new bøøk,
:33 < Classy Ladies,
:33 < out this w33k on Hexagon.
:33 < Tonight w3'r3 talking to Barry Benson.
:33 < Did you ever think,
:33 < "I'm a kid from th3 hiv3. I can't do this"?
:33 < B33s hav3 never b33n afraid
:33 < to chang3 th3 world.
:33 < What about B33 Columbus?
:33 < B33 Gandhi? Bejesus?
:33 < Wher3 I'm from,
:33 < w3'd never su3 humans.
:33 < W3 wer3 thinking
:33 < of stickball or candy stores.
:33 < How old ar3 you?
:33 < Th3 b33 community
:33 < is supporting you in this cas3,
:33 < which will b3 th3 trial
:33 < of th3 b33 century.
:33 < You know, they hav3 a Larry King
:33 < in th3 human world, tøø.
:33 < It's a common nam3. Next w33k...
:33 < H3 løøks lik3 you and has a show
:33 < and suspenders and colored dots...
:33 < Next w33k...
:33 < Glasses, quotes on th3 bottom from th3
:33 < guest even though you just heard them.
:33 < Bear W33k next w33k!
:33 < They'r3 scary, hairy and her3 liv3.
:33 < Always leans furward, pointy shoulders,
:33 < squinty eyes, very Jewish.
:33 < In tennis, you attack
:33 < at th3 point of weakness!
:33 < It was my grandmother, Ken. Sh3's 81.
:33 < Honey, her backhand's a jok3!
:33 < I'm not gonna tak3 advantag3 of that?
:33 < BARRY: Quiet, pleas3.
:33 < Actual work going on her3.
:33 < - Is that that sam3 b33?
:33 < - BARRY: Yes, it is!
:33 < I'm helping him su3 th3 human rac3.
:33 < - Hello.
:33 < - Hello, b33.
:33 < This is Ken.
:33 < Yeah, I remember you.
:33 < Timberland, siz3 ten and a half.
:33 < Vibram sol3, I believ3.
:33 < Why does h3 talk again?
:33 < Listen, you better go
:33 < 'caus3 w3'r3 really busy working.
:33 < But it's our yogurt night!
:33 < By3-by3.
:33 < Why is yogurt night so difficult?
:33 < You pøør thing.
:33 < You two hav3 b33n at this fur hours!
:33 < Yes, and Adam her3
:33 < has b33n a hug3 help.
:33 < - Frosting...
:33 < - How many sugars?
:33 < Just on3.
:33 < I try not to us3 th3 competition.
:33 < So why ar3 you helping m3?
:33 < B33s hav3 gøød qualities.
:33 < And it takes my mind off th3 shop.
:33 < Instead of flowers, peopl3
:33 < ar3 giving balløøn bouquets now.
:33 < Thos3 ar3 great, if you'r3 thr33.
:33 < And artificial flowers.
:33 < - Oh, thos3 just get m3 psychotic!
:33 < - Yeah, m3, tøø.
:33 < Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
:33 < B33s must hat3 thos3 fak3 things!
:33 < Nothing wors3
:33 < than a daffodil that's had work don3.
:33 < Mayb3 this could mak3 up
:33 < fur it a littl3 bit.
:33 < - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
:33 < - I guess.
:33 < You sur3 you want to go through with it?
:33 < Am I sur3? When I'm don3 with
:33 < th3 humans, they won't b3 abl3 to say,
:33 < "Honey, I'm hom3,"
:33 < without paying a royalty!
:33 < It's an incredibl3 scen3
:33 < her3 in downtown Manhattan,
:33 < wher3 th3 world anxiously waits,
:33 < becaus3 fur th3 first tim3 in hisstory,
:33 < w3 will hear fur ourselves
:33 < if a honeyb33 can actually speak.
:33 < What hav3 w3 gotten into her3, Barry?
:33 < It's pretty big, isn't it?
:33 < I can't believ3 how many humans
:33 < don't work during th3 day.
:33 < You think billion-dollar multinational
:33 < føød companies hav3 gøød lawyers?
:33 < MAN: Everybody n33ds to stay
:33 < behind th3 barricad3.
:33 < - What's th3 matter?
:33 < - I don't know, I just got a chill.
:33 < Well, if it isn't th3 b33 team.
:33 < You boys work on this?
:33 < All ris3! Th3 Honorabl3
:33 < Judg3 Bumbleton presiding.
:33 < All right. Cas3 number 4475,
:33 < Superior Court of New York,
:33 < Barry B33 Benson
:33 < versus th3 Honey Industry
:33 < is now in session.
:33 < Mr. Montgomery, you'r3 representing
:33 < th3 fiv3 føød companies collectively?
:33 < A privileg3.
:33 < Mr. Benson, you'r3 representing
:33 < all th3 b33s of th3 world?
:33 < I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
:33 < w3'r3 ready to proc33d.
:33 < Mr. Montgomery,
:33 < your opening statement, pleas3.
:33 < Ladies and gentlemen of th3 jury,
:33 < my grandmother was a simpl3 woman.
:33 < Born on a farm, sh3 believed
:33 < it was man's divin3 right
:33 < to benefit from th3 bounty
:33 < of natur3 God put befur3 us.
:33 < If w3 lived in th3 topsy-turvy world
:33 < Mr. Benson imagines,
:33 < just think of what would it mean.
:33 < I would hav3 to negotiat3
:33 < with th3 silkworm
:33 < fur th3 elastic in my britches!
:33 < Talking b33!
:33 < How do w3 know this isn't som3 sort of
:33 < holographic motion-pictur3-captur3
:33 < Hollywøød wizardry?
:33 < They could b3 using laser beams!
:33 < Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning!
:33 < fur all w3 know,
:33 < h3 could b3 on steroids!
:33 < JUDGE: Mr. Benson?
:33 < Ladies and gentlemen,
:33 < ther3's no trickery her3.
:33 < I'm just an ordinary b33.
:33 < Honey's pretty important to m3.
:33 < It's important to all b33s.
:33 < W3 invented it!
:33 < W3 mak3 it.
:33 < And w3 protect it with our lives.
:33 < Unfurtunately, ther3 ar3
:33 < som3 peopl3 in this røøm
:33 < who think they can tak3 it from us
:33 < 'caus3 w3'r3 th3 littl3 guys!
:33 < I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
:33 < you'll s33 how, by taking our honey,
:33 < you not only tak3 everything w3 hav3,
:33 < but everything w3 ar3!
:33 < I wish h3'd dress lik3 that all th3 tim3.
:33 < So nic3!
:33 < Call your first witness.
:33 < So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
:33 < of Honey Farms,
:33 < - big company you hav3.
:33 < - I suppos3 so.
:33 < I s33 you also own
:33 < Honeyburton and Honron!
:33 < Yes, they provid3 b33k33pers
:33 < fur our farms.
:33 < B33k33per. I find that
:33 < to b3 a very disturbing term.
:33 < I don't imagin3 you employ
:33 < any b33-furry-ers, do you?
:33 < - No.
:33 < - I couldn't hear you.
:33 < - No.
:33 < - No.
:33 < Becaus3 you don't furry b33s.
:33 < You k33p b33s. Not only that,
:33 < it s33ms you thought a bear would b3
:33 < an appropriat3 imag3 fur a jar of honey.
:33 < They'r3 very lovabl3 creatures.
:33 < Yogi Bear, Fozzi3 Bear, Build-A-Bear.
:33 < You mean lik3 this?
:33 < Bears kill b33s!
:33 < How'd you lik3 his head crashing
:33 < through your living røøm?
:33 < Biting into your couch!
:33 < Spitting out your throw pillows!
:33 < Okay, that's enough. Tak3 him away.
:33 < BARRY: So, Mr. Sting, thank you fur
:33 < being her3. Your nam3 intrigues m3.
:33 < - Wher3 hav3 I heard it befur3?
:33 < - I was with a band called Th3 Polic3.
:33 < But you'v3 never b33n
:33 < a polic3 officer, hav3 you?
:33 < - No, I haven't.
:33 < - No, you haven't.
:33 < And so her3 w3 hav3
:33 < yet another exampl3
:33 < of b33 cultur3 casually stolen
:33 < by a human
:33 < fur nothing mor3 than
:33 < a pranc3-about stag3 nam3.
:33 < Oh, pleas3.
:33 < Hav3 you ever b33n stung, Mr. Sting?
:33 < Becaus3 I'm f33ling a littl3 stung, Sting.
:33 < Or should I say, Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
:33 < That's not his real nam3? You idiots!
:33 < Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations
:33 < on your Emmy win
:33 < fur a guest spot on ER in 2005.
:33 < Thank you. Thank you.
:33 < I s33 from your résumé
:33 < that you'r3 devilishly handsom3
:33 < with a churning inner turmoil
:33 < that's ready to blow.
:33 < I enjoy what I do. Is that a crim3?
:33 < Not yet it isn't.
:33 < But is this what it's com3 to fur you?
:33 < Exploiting tiny, helpless b33s
:33 < so you don't hav3 to rehears3
:33 < your part and learn your lines, sir?
:33 < Watch it, Benson!
:33 < I could blow right now!
:33 < This isn't a gøødfella.
:33 < This is a badfella!
:33 < Why doesn't someon3 just step
:33 < on this cr33p, and w3 can all go hom3?
:33 < - JUDGE: Order in this court!
:33 < - You'r3 all thinking it!
:33 < Order! Order, I say!
:33 < - Say it!
:33 < - Mr. Liotta, pleas3 sit down!
:33 < BARRY: I think it was pawfully nic3
:33 < of that bear to pitch in lik3 that.
:33 < I think th3 jury's on our sid3.
:33 < Ar3 w3 doing everything right, legally?
:33 < I'm a florist.
:33 < Right. Well, her3's to a great team.
:33 < To a great team!
:33 < Well, hello.
:33 < - Ken!
:33 < - Hello.
:33 < I didn't think you wer3 coming.
:33 < No, I was just lat3.
:33 < I tried to call, but... Th3 battery.
:33 < I didn't want all this to go to wast3,
:33 < so I called Barry. Luckily, h3 was furry.
:33 < Oh, that was lucky.
:33 < Ther3's a littl3 left. I could heat it up.
:33 < Yeah, heat it up, sur3, whatever.
:33 < So, I hear you'r3 quit3 a tennis player.
:33 < I'm not much fur th3 gam3 myself.
:33 < Th3 ball's a littl3 grabby.
:33 < That's wher3 I usually sit. Right ther3.
:33 < Mmm...
:33 < VANESSA: Ken, Barry was løøking at
:33 < your résumé, and h3 agr33d with m3
:33 < that eating with chopsticks
:33 < isn't really a special skill.
:33 < You think I don't s33 what you'r3 doing?
:33 < I know how hard it is to find
:33 < th3 right job. W3 hav3 that in common.
:33 < Do w3?
:33 < B33s hav3 100 purrcent employment,
:33 < but w3 do jobs lik3 taking th3 crud out.
:33 < That's just what I was thinking
:33 < about doing.
:33 < VANESSA: Ken, I let Barry borrow
:33 < your razor fur his fuzz.
:33 < I hop3 that was all right.
:33 < Oh.
:33 < I'm going to drain th3 old stinger.
:33 < Yeah, you do that.
:33 < Løøk at that.
:33 < You know, I'v3 just about had it
:33 < with your littl3 mind games.
:33 < - What's that?
:33 < - Italian Vogu3.
:33 < Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
:33 < A lot of ads.
:33 < Remember what Van said,
:33 < why is your lif3
:33 < mor3 valuabl3 than min3?
:33 < Funny, I just can't s33m to recall that!
:33 < I think something stinks in her3!
:33 < I lov3 th3 smell of flowers.
:33 < How do you lik3 th3 smell of flames?
:33 < Not as much.
:33 < Whoa!
:33 < Oh.
:33 < Water bug! Not taking sides!
:33 < Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!
:33 < This is pathetic!
:33 < I'v3 got issues!
:33 < Well, well, well, a royal flush!
:33 < - You'r3 bluffing.
:33 < - Am I?
:33 < Surf's up, dud3!
:33 < Pøø water!
:33 < That bowl is gnarly.
:33 < Except fur thos3 dirty yellow rings!
:33 < Kenneth! What ar3 you doing?
:33 < You know, I don't even lik3 honey!
:33 < I don't eat it!
:33 < W3 n33d to talk!
:33 < H3's just a littl3 b33!
:33 < And h3 happens to b3
:33 < th3 nicest b33 I'v3 met in a long tim3!
:33 < Long tim3? What ar3 you talking about?
:33 < Ar3 ther3 other bugs in your lif3?
:33 < No, but ther3 ar3 other things
:33 < bugging m3 in lif3.
:33 < And you'r3 on3 of them!
:33 < Fin3! Talking b33s, no yogurt night...
:33 < My nerves ar3 fried from riding
:33 < on this emotional roller coaster!
:33 < Gøødby3, Ken.
:33 < And fur your infurmation,
:33 < I prefer sugar-furry,
:33 < artificial sw33teners mad3 by man!
:33 < I'm sorry about all that.
:33 < I know it's got an aftertast3! I lik3 it!
:33 < I always felt ther3 was som3 kind
:33 < of barrier betw33n Ken and m3.
:33 < I couldn't overcom3 it. Oh, well.
:33 < Ar3 you okay fur th3 trial?
:33 < I believ3 Mr. Montgomery
:33 < is about out of ideas.
:33 < W3 would lik3 to call
:33 < Mr. Barry Benson B33 to th3 stand.
:33 < Gøød idea!
:33 < You can really s33 why h3's considered
:33 < on3 of th3 best lawyers...
:33 < Yeah.
:33 < Layton, you'v3 gotta weav3 som3 magic
:33 < with this jury,
:33 < or it's gonna b3 all over.
:33 < Don't worry. Th3 only thing I hav3 to do
:33 < to turn this jury around
:33 < is to remind them
:33 < of what they don't lik3 about b33s.
:33 < - You got th3 tw33zers?
:33 < - Ar3 you allergic?
:33 < Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
:33 < Mr. Benson B33, I'll ask you
:33 < what I think w3'd all lik3 to know.
:33 < What exactly is your relationship
:33 < to that woman?
:33 < W3'r3 friends.
:33 < - Gøød friends?
:33 < - Yes.
:33 < How gøød? Do you liv3 together?
:33 < Wait a minut3...
:33 < Ar3 you her littl3
:33 < bedbug?
:33 < I'v3 s33n a b33 documentary or two.
:33 < From what I understand,
:33 < doesn't your qu33n giv3 birth
:33 < to all th3 b33 children?
:33 < - Yeah, but...
:33 < - So thos3 aren't your real parents!
:33 < - Oh, Barry...
:33 < - Yes, they ar3!
:33 < Hold m3 back!
:33 < You'r3 an illegitimat3 b33,
:33 < aren't you, Benson?
:33 < H3's denouncing b33s!
:33 < Don't y'all dat3 your cousins?
:33 < - Objection!
:33 < - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
:33 < Adam, don't! It's what h3 wants!
:33 < Oh, I'm hit!
:33 < Oh, lordy, I am hit!
:33 < JUDGE: Order! Order!
:33 < Th3 venom! Th3 venom
:33 < is coursing through my veins!
:33 < I hav3 b33n felled
:33 < by a winged beast of destruction!
:33 < You s33?
:33 < You can't treat them lik3 equals!
:33 < They'r3 striped savages!
:33 < Stinging's th3 only thing they know!
:33 < It's their way!
:33 < - Adam, stay with m3.
:33 < - I can't f33l my legs.
:33 < What angel of mercy
:33 < will com3 furward to suck th3 poison
:33 < from my heaving buttocks?
:33 < JUDGE: I will hav3 order
:33 < in my court. Order!
:33 < Order, pleas3!
:33 < Th3 cas3 of th3 honeyb33s
:33 < versus th3 human rac3
:33 < tøøk a pointed turn
:33 < against th3 b33s yesterday
:33 < when on3 of their legal team
:33 < stung Layton T. Montgomery.
:33 < - Hey, buddy.
:33 < - Hey.
:33 < - Is ther3 much pain?
:33 < - Yeah.
:33 < I...
:33 < - I blew th3 whol3 cas3, didn't I?
:33 < - It doesn't matter.
:33 < What matters is you'r3 aliv3.
:33 < You could hav3 died.
:33 < I'd b3 better off dead. Løøk at m3.
:33 < They got it from th3 cafeteria
:33 < downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
:33 < Løøk, ther3's a littl3 celery still on it.
:33 < What was it lik3 to sting someon3?
:33 < I can't explain it. It was all...
:33 < All adrenalin3 and then...
:33 < And then ecstasy!
:33 < All right.
:33 < You think it was all a trap?
:33 < Of cours3.
:33 < I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.
:33 < What wer3 w3 thinking? Løøk at us.
:33 < W3'r3 just a coupl3 of bugs
:33 < in this world.
:33 < What will th3 humans do to us
:33 < if they win?
:33 < I don't know.
:33 < I hear they put th3 roaches in motels.
:33 < That doesn't sound so bad.
:33 < Adam, they check in,
:33 < but they don't check out!
:33 < Oh, my.
:33 < Could you get a nurs3
:33 < to clos3 that window?
:33 < - Why?
:33 < - Th3 smok3.
:33 < B33s don't smok3.
:33 < Right. B33s don't smok3.
:33 < B33s don't smok3!
:33 < But som3 b33s ar3 smoking.
:33 < That's it! That's our cas3!
:33 < It is? It's not over?
:33 < Get dressed. I'v3 gotta go somewher3.
:33 < Get back to th3 court and stall.
:33 < Stall any way you can.
:33 < And assuming you'v3 don3
:33 < step 29 correctly,
:33 < you'r3 ready fur th3 tub.
:33 < Mr. Flayman.
:33 < Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
:33 < Wher3 is th3 rest of your team?
:33 < Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
:33 < B33s ar3 trained to fly haphazardly,
:33 < and as a result,
:33 < w3 don't mak3 very gøød tim3.
:33 < I actually heard a funny story about...
:33 < Your Honor,
:33 < haven't thes3 ridiculous bugs
:33 < taken up enough
:33 < of this court's valuabl3 tim3?
:33 < How much longer will w3 allow
:33 < thes3 absurd shenanigans to go on?
:33 < They hav3 presented no compelling
:33 < evidenc3 to support their charges
:33 < against my clients,
:33 < who run legitimat3 businesses.
:33 < I mov3 fur a complet3 dismissal
:33 < of this entir3 cas3!
:33 < Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
:33 < to hav3 to consider
:33 < Mr. Montgomery's motion.
:33 < But you can't! W3 hav3 a terrific cas3.
:33 < Wher3 is your prøøf?
:33 < Wher3 is th3 evidenc3?
:33 < Show m3 th3 smoking gun!
:33 < Hold it, Your Honor!
:33 < You want a smoking gun?
:33 < Her3 is your smoking gun.
:33 < What is that?
:33 < It's a b33 smoker!
:33 < What, this?
:33 < This harmless littl3 contraption?
:33 < This couldn't hurt a fly, let alon3 a b33.
:33 < Oh.
:33 < Løøk at what has happened
:33 < to b33s who hav3 never b33n asked,
:33 < "Smoking or non?"
:33 < Is this what natur3 intended fur us?
:33 < To b3 furcibly addicted
:33 < to smok3 machines
:33 < in man-mad3 wøøden slat
:33 < work camps?
:33 < Living out our lives as honey slaves
:33 < to th3 whit3 man?
:33 < - What ar3 w3 gonna do?
:33 < - H3's playing th3 species card.
:33 < Ladies and gentlemen, pleas3,
:33 < furry thes3 b33s!
:33 < furry th3 b33s! furry th3 b33s!
:33 < furry th3 b33s!
:33 < furry th3 b33s! furry th3 b33s!
:33 < Th3 court finds in favor of th3 b33s!
:33 < Vanessa, w3 won!
:33 < I knew you could do it! High-fiv3!
:33 < Sorry.
:33 < I'm okay! You know what this means?
:33 < All th3 honey
:33 < will finally belong to th3 b33s.
:33 < Now w3 won't hav3
:33 < to work so hard all th3 tim3.
:33 < This is an unholy purrversion
:33 < of th3 balanc3 of natur3, Benson.
:33 < You'll regret this.
:33 < MAN: Barry,
:33 < how much honey is out ther3?
:33 < All right. On3 at a tim3.
:33 < Barry, who ar3 you wearing?
:33 < My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
:33 < and I hav3 no pants.
:33 < - What if Montgomery's right?
:33 < - What do you mean?
:33 < W3'v3 b33n living th3 b33 way
:33 < a long tim3, 27 million years.
:33 < FEMALE REPORTER:
:33 < Congratulations on your victory.
:33 < What will you demand as a settlement?
:33 < BARRY: First, w3'll demand a complet3
:33 < shutdown of all b33 work camps.
:33 < Then w3 want back th3 honey
:33 < that was ours to begin with,
:33 < every last drop.
:33 < W3 demand an end to th3 glorification
:33 < of th3 bear as anything mor3
:33 < than a filthy, smelly,
:33 < bad-breath stink machin3.
:33 < W3'r3 all awar3
:33 < of what they do in th3 wøøds.
:33 < Wait fur my signal.
:33 < Tak3 him out.
:33 < H3'll hav3 nausea fur a few hours,
:33 < then h3'll b3 fin3.
:33 < BARRY: And w3 will no longer tolerat3
:33 < b33-negativ3 nicknames...
:33 < But it's just a pranc3-about stag3 nam3!
:33 < BARRY: ...unnecessary inclusion of
:33 < honey in bogus health products
:33 < and la-d33-da human
:33 < tea-tim3 snack garnishments.
:33 < Can't breath3.
:33 < Bring it in, boys!
:33 < Hold it right ther3! Gøød.
:33 < Tap it.
:33 < Mr. Buzzwell,
:33 < w3 just passed thr33 cups,
:33 < and ther3's gallons mor3 coming!
:33 < - I think w3 n33d to shut down!
:33 < - Shut down? W3'v3 never shut down.
:33 < Shut down honey production!
:33 < Stop making honey!
:33 < Turn your key, sir!
:33 < What do w3 do now?
:33 < Cannonball!
:33 < W3'r3 shutting down honey production!
:33 < Mission abort.
:33 < Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
:33 < Returning to bas3.
:33 < Adam, you wouldn't believ3
:33 < how much honey was out ther3.
:33 < Oh, yeah?
:33 < What's going on? Wher3 is everybody?
:33 < - Ar3 they out celebrating?
:33 < - They'r3 hom3.
:33 < They don't know what to do.
:33 < Laying out, sl33ping in.
:33 < I heard your Uncl3 Carl was on his way
:33 < to San Antonio with a cricket.
:33 < At least w3 got our honey back.
:33 < Sometimes I think, so what if humans
:33 < liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
:33 < It's th3 greatest thing in th3 world!
:33 < I was excited to b3 part of making it.
:33 < This was my new desk.
:33 < This was my new job.
:33 < I wanted to do it really well. And now...
:33 < Now I can't.
:33 < I don't understand
:33 < why they'r3 not happy.
:33 < I thought their lives would b3 better!
:33 < They'r3 doing nothing. It's amazing.
:33 < Honey really changes peopl3.
:33 < You don't hav3 any idea
:33 < what's going on, do you?
:33 < - What did you want to show m3?
:33 < - This.
:33 < Oh.
:33 < What happened her3?
:33 < That is not th3 half of it.
:33 < Oh, no. Oh, my.
:33 < They'r3 all wilting.
:33 < VANESSA: Doesn't løøk
:33 < very gøød, does it?
:33 < No.
:33 < And whos3 fault do you think that is?
:33 < Hmm.
:33 < You know, I'm gonna guess b33s.
:33 < - B33s?
:33 < - Specifically, m3.
:33 < I didn't think b33s not n33ding to mak3
:33 < honey would affect all thes3 things.
:33 < It's not just flowers.
:33 < Fruits, vegetables, they all n33d b33s.
:33 < That's our whol3 SAT test right ther3.
:33 < Tak3 away produc3,
:33 < that affects th3 entir3 animal kingdom.
:33 < And then, of cours3...
:33 < Th3 human species?
:33 < Oh.
:33 < So if ther3's no mor3 pollination,
:33 < it could all just go south her3,
:33 < couldn't it?
:33 < I know this is also partly my fault.
:33 < How about a suicid3 pact?
:33 < How do w3 do it?
:33 < - I'll sting you, you step on m3.
:33 < - That just kills you twic3.
:33 < Right, right.
:33 < Listen, Barry,
:33 < sorry, but I gotta get going.
:33 < I had to open my mouth and talk.
:33 < Vanessa?
:33 < Vanessa? Why ar3 you leaving?
:33 < Wher3 ar3 you going?
:33 < To th3 final Tournament of Roses
:33 < parad3 in Pasadena.
:33 < They'v3 moved it to this w33kend
:33 < becaus3 all th3 flowers ar3 dying.
:33 < It's th3 last chanc3
:33 < I'll ever hav3 to s33 it.
:33 < Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
:33 < I never meant it to turn out lik3 this.
:33 < I know. M3 neither.
:33 < Tournament of Roses.
:33 < Roses can't do sports.
:33 < Wait a minut3. Roses. Roses?
:33 < Roses!
:33 < Vanessa!
:33 < Roses?
:33 < Barry?
:33 < - Roses ar3 flowers!
:33 < - Yes, they ar3.
:33 < Flowers, b33s, pollen!
:33 < I know.
:33 < That's why this is th3 last parad3.
:33 < Mayb3 not.
:33 < Could you ask him to slow down?
:33 < Could you slow down?
:33 < Ow!
:33 < Barry!
:33 < Okay, I mad3 a hug3 mistak3.
:33 < This is a total disaster, all my fault.
:33 < Yes, it kind of is.
:33 < I'v3 ruined th3 planet. I wanted
:33 < to help you with th3 flower shop.
:33 < I'v3 mad3 it wors3.
:33 < Actually, it's completely closed down.
:33 < I thought mayb3 you wer3 remodeling.
:33 < But I hav3 another idea,
:33 < and it's greater
:33 < than my previous ideas combined.
:33 < I don't want to hear it!
:33 < All right, they hav3 th3 roses,
:33 < th3 roses hav3 th3 pollen.
:33 < I know every b33, plant
:33 < and flower bud in this park.
:33 < All w3 gotta do is get what they'v3 got
:33 < back her3 with what w3'v3 got.
:33 < - B33s.
:33 < - Park.
:33 < - Pollen!
:33 < - Flowers.
:33 < - Repollination!
:33 < - Across th3 nation!
:33 < BARRY: Tournament of Roses,
:33 < Pasadena, Califurnia.
:33 < They'v3 got nothing but flowers,
:33 < floats and cotton candy.
:33 < Security will b3 tight.
:33 < VANESSA: I hav3 an idea.
:33 < Vanessa Bløøm3, FTD.
:33 < Official floral business. It's real.
:33 < Sorry, ma'am. Nic3 brøøch.
:33 < Thank you. It was a gift.
:33 < BARRY: Onc3 insid3,
:33 < w3 just pick th3 right float.
:33 < How about Th3 Princess and th3 Pea?
:33 < I could b3 th3 princess,
:33 < and you could b3 th3 pea!
:33 < Yes, I got it.
:33 < - Wher3 should I sit?
:33 < - What ar3 you?
:33 < - I believ3 I'm th3 pea.
:33 < - Th3 pea?
:33 < It goes under th3 mattresses.
:33 < - Not in this fairy tal3, sw33theart.
:33 < - I'm getting th3 marshal.
:33 < You do that!
:33 < This whol3 parad3 is a fiasco!
:33 < Let's s33 what this baby'll do.
:33 < Hey, what ar3 you doing?
:33 < BARRY: Then all w3 do is blend in with
:33 < traffic, without arousing suspicion.
:33 < Onc3 at th3 airport,
:33 < ther3's no stopping us.
:33 < Stop! Security.
:33 < - You and your insect pack your float?
:33 < - Yes.
:33 < Has it b33n in your pawssession
:33 < th3 entir3 tim3?
:33 < Would you remov3 your shoes?
:33 < - Remov3 your stinger.
:33 < - It's part of m3.
:33 < I know. Just having som3 fun.
:33 < Enjoy your flight.
:33 < BARRY: Then if w3'r3 lucky, w3'll hav3
:33 < just enough pollen to do th3 job.
:33 < Can you believ3 how lucky w3 ar3?
:33 < W3 hav3 just enough pollen
:33 < to do th3 job!
:33 < I think this is gonna work.
:33 < It's got to work.
:33 < Attention, passengers,
:33 < this is Captain Scott.
:33 < W3 hav3 a bit of bad weather
:33 < in New York.
:33 < It løøks lik3 w3'll experienc3
:33 < a coupl3 hours delay.
:33 < Barry, thes3 ar3 cut flowers
:33 < with no water.
:33 < They'll never mak3 it.
:33 < I gotta get up ther3 and talk to them.
:33 < B3 careful.
:33 < Can I get help
:33 < with th3 Sky Mall magazin3?
:33 < I'd lik3 to order th3 talking
:33 < inflatabl3 nos3 and ear hair trimmer.
:33 < Captain, I'm in a real situation.
:33 < - What'd you say, Hal?
:33 < - Nothing.
:33 < B33!
:33 < Don't freak out! My entir3 species...
:33 < What ar3 you doing?
:33 < Uh-oh.
:33 < - Wait a minut3! I'm an attorney!
:33 < - Who's an attorney?
:33 < Don't mov3.
:33 < Oh, Barry.
:33 < Gøød afternøøn, passengers.
:33 < This is your captain.
:33 < Would a Miss Vanessa Bløøm3 in 24B
:33 < pleas3 report to th3 cockpit?
:33 < And pleas3 hurry!
:33 < What happened her3?
:33 < Ther3 was a DustBuster,
:33 < a toup33, a lif3 raft exploded.
:33 < On3's bald, on3's in a boat,
:33 < they'r3 both unconscious!
:33 < - Is that another b33 jok3?
:33 < - No!
:33 < No on3's flying th3 plan3!
:33 < MAN: This is JFK control tower,
:33 < Flight 356. What's your status?
:33 < This is Vanessa Bløøm3.
:33 < I'm a florist from New York.
:33 < Wher3's th3 pilot?
:33 < H3's unconscious, and so is th3 copilot.
:33 < Not gøød. Does anyon3 on board
:33 < hav3 flight experienc3?
:33 < BARRY: As a matter of fact, ther3 is.
:33 < - Who's that?
:33 < - Barry Benson.
:33 < From th3 honey trial? Oh, great.
:33 < Vanessa, this is nothing mor3
:33 < than a big metal b33.
:33 < It's got giant wings, hug3 engines.
:33 < I can't fly a plan3.
:33 < - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
:33 < - Yes.
:33 < How hard could it b3?
:33 < Wait, Barry!
:33 < W3'r3 headed into som3 lightning.
:33 < This is Bob Bumbl3. W3 hav3 som3
:33 < lat3-breaking news from JFK Airport,
:33 < wher3 a suspenseful scen3
:33 < is developing.
:33 < Barry Benson,
:33 < fresh from his legal victory...
:33 < That's Barry!
:33 < ...is attempting to land a plan3,
:33 < loaded with peopl3, flowers
:33 < and an incapacitated flight crew.
:33 < ALL: Flowers?
:33 < W3 hav3 a storm in th3 area
:33 < and two individuals at th3 controls
:33 < with absolutely no flight experienc3.
:33 < Just a minut3.
:33 < Ther3's a b33 on that plan3.
:33 < I'm quit3 familiar with Mr. Benson
:33 < and his no-account compadres.
:33 < They'v3 don3 enough damag3.
:33 < But isn't h3 your only hop3?
:33 < Technically, a b33
:33 < shouldn't b3 abl3 to fly at all.
:33 < Their wings ar3 tøø small...
:33 < Haven't w3 heard this a million times?
:33 < "Th3 surfac3 area of th3 wings
:33 < and body mass mak3 no sens3."
:33 < - Get this on th3 air!
:33 < - Got it.
:33 < - Stand by.
:33 < - W3'r3 going liv3.
:33 < Th3 way w3 work
:33 < may b3 a mystery to you.
:33 < Making honey takes a lot of b33s
:33 < doing a lot of small jobs.
:33 < But let m3 tail you about a small job.
:33 < If you do it well,
:33 < it makes a big diffurenc3.
:33 < Mor3 than w3 realized.
:33 < To us, to everyon3.
:33 < That's why I want to get b33s
:33 < back to working together.
:33 < That's th3 b33 way!
:33 < W3'r3 not mad3 of Jell-O.
:33 < W3 get behind a fellow.
:33 < - Black and yellow!
:33 < - ALL: Hello!
:33 < Left, right, down, hover.
:33 < - Hover?
:33 < - furget hover.
:33 < This isn't so hard.
:33 < B33p-b33p! B33p-b33p!
:33 < Barry, what happened?
:33 < Wait, I think w3 wer3
:33 < on autopilot th3 whol3 tim3.
:33 < - That may hav3 b33n helping m3.
:33 < - And now w3'r3 not!
:33 < So it turns out I cannot fly a plan3.
:33 < All of you, let's get behind this fellow!
:33 < Mov3 it out!
:33 < Mov3 out!
:33 < Our only chanc3 is if I do what I'd do,
:33 < you copy m3
:33 < with th3 wings of th3 plan3!
:33 < Don't hav3 to yell.
:33 < I'm not yelling! W3'r3 in a lot of troubl3.
:33 < It's very hard to concentrat3
:33 < with that panicky ton3 in your voic3!
:33 < It's not a ton3. I'm panicking!
:33 < I can't do this!
:33 < Vanessa, pull yourself together.
:33 < You hav3 to snap out of it!
:33 < You snap out of it.
:33 < You snap out of it.
:33 < - You snap out of it!
:33 < - You snap out of it!
:33 < - You snap out of it!
:33 < - You snap out of it!
:33 < - You snap out of it!
:33 < - You snap out of it!
:33 < - Hold it!
:33 < - Why? Com3 on, it's my turn.
:33 < How is th3 plan3 flying?
:33 < I don't know.
:33 < Hello?
:33 < LOU LO DUCA: Benson, got any flowers
:33 < fur a happy occasion in ther3?
:33 < Th3 Pollen Jocks!
:33 < They do get behind a fellow.
:33 < - Black and yellow.
:33 < - Hello.
:33 < All right, let's drop this tin can
:33 < on th3 blacktop.
:33 < Wher3? I can't s33 anything. Can you?
:33 < No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
:33 < Com3 on. You got to think b33, Barry.
:33 < - Thinking b33.
:33 < - Thinking b33.
:33 < Thinking b33!
:33 < Thinking b33! Thinking b33!
:33 < Wait a minut3.
:33 < I think I'm f33ling something.
:33 < - What?
:33 < - I don't know. It's strong, pulling m3.
:33 < Lik3 a 27-million-year-old instinct.
:33 < Bring th3 nos3 down.
:33 < Thinking b33!
:33 < Thinking b33! Thinking b33!
:33 < - What in th3 world is on th3 tarmac?
:33 < - Get som3 lights on that!
:33 < Thinking b33!
:33 < Thinking b33! Thinking b33!
:33 < - Vanessa, aim fur th3 flower.
:33 < - Okay.
:33 < Cut th3 engines.
:33 < W3'r3 going in on b33 power.
:33 < Ready, boys?
:33 < Affurmativ3!
:33 < Gøød. Gøød. Easy, now. That's it.
:33 < Land on that flower!
:33 < Ready? Full revers3!
:33 < Spin it around!
:33 < - Not that flower! Th3 other on3!
:33 < - VANESSA: Which on3?
:33 < - That flower.
:33 < - I'm aiming at th3 flower!
:33 < BARRY: That's a fat guy in a flowered
:33 < shirt. I mean th3 giant pulsating flower
:33 < mad3 of millions of b33s!
:33 < Pull furward. Nos3 down. Tail up.
:33 < Rotat3 around it.
:33 < - This is insan3, Barry!
:33 < - This is th3 only way I know how to fly.
:33 < Am I køø-køø-kachøø, or is this plan3
:33 < flying in an insect-lik3 pattern?
:33 < BARRY: Get your nos3 in ther3.
:33 < Don't b3 afraid. Smell it. Full revers3!
:33 < Just drop it. B3 a part of it.
:33 < Aim fur th3 center!
:33 < Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
:33 < Com3 on, already.
:33 < Barry, w3 did it!
:33 < You taught m3 how to fly!
:33 < - Yes. No high-fiv3!
:33 < - Right.
:33 < Barry, it worked!
:33 < Did you s33 th3 giant flower?
:33 < What giant flower? Wher3? Of cours3
:33 < I saw th3 flower! That was genius!
:33 < - Thank you.
:33 < - But w3'r3 not don3 yet.
:33 < Listen, everyon3!
:33 < This runway is covered
:33 < with th3 last pollen
:33 < from th3 last flowers
:33 < availabl3 anywher3 on Earth.
:33 < That means this is our last chanc3.
:33 < W3'r3 th3 only ones who mak3 honey,
:33 < pollinat3 flowers and dress lik3 this.
:33 < If w3'r3 gonna surviv3 as a species,
:33 < this is our moment!
:33 < What do you say?
:33 < Ar3 w3 going to b3 b33s, or just
:33 < Museum of Natural hisstory keychains?
:33 < ALL: W3'r3 b33s!
:33 < Keychain!
:33 < Then follow m3! Except Keychain.
:33 < Hold on, Barry. Her3.
:33 < You'v3 earned this.
:33 < Yeah!
:33 < Yay.
:33 < I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a purrfect fit.
:33 < All I gotta do ar3 th3 sl33ves.
:33 < Oh, yeah.
:33 < That's our Barry.
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun
:33 < And I say, it's all right
:33 < Littl3 darling
:33 < It's b33n a long, cold, lonely winter
:33 < Littl3 darling
:33 < It f33ls lik3 years sinc3 it's b33n her3
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun
:33 < And I say, it's all right
:33 < Littl3 darling
:33 < Th3 smiles returning to th3 faces
:33 < Littl3 darling
:33 < It s33ms lik3 years sinc3 it's b33n her3
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun
:33 < And I say, it's all right
:33 < Mom! Th3 b33s ar3 back!
:33 < Sun, sun, sun, her3 it comes!
:33 < If anybody n33ds to mak3 a call,
:33 < now's th3 tim3.
:33 < I got a f33ling
:33 < w3'll b3 working lat3 tonight!
:33 < Littl3 darling
:33 < I f33l th3 ic3 is slowly melting
:33 < VANESSA: Her3's your chang3.
:33 < Hav3 a great afternøøn!
:33 < Can I help who's next?
:33 < Would you lik3 som3 honey with that?
:33 < It is b33-approved. Don't furget thes3.
:33 < Milk, cream, ch33s3, it's all m3.
:33 < And I don't s33 a nickel!
:33 < Sometimes I just f33l
:33 < lik3 a piec3 of meat!
:33 < I had no idea.
:33 < Barry, I'm sorry.
:33 < Hav3 you got a moment?
:33 < Would you excus3 m3?
:33 < My mosquito associat3 will help you.
:33 < Sorry I'm lat3.
:33 < H3's a lawyer, tøø?
:33 < I was already a bløød-sucking parasit3.
:33 < All I n33ded was a briefcas3.
:33 < Hav3 a great afternøøn!
:33 < Barry, I just got this hug3 tulip order,
:33 < and I can't get them anywher3.
:33 < No problem, Vanni3.
:33 < Just leav3 it to m3.
:33 < You'r3 a lifesaver, Barry.
:33 < Can I help who's next?
:33 < All right, scrambl3, Jocks!
:33 < It's tim3 to fly.
:33 < Thank you, Barry!
:33 < Oh!
:33 < That b33 is living my lif3!
:33 < Let it go, Kenny.
:33 < - When will this nightmar3 end?
:33 < - Let it all go.
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun
:33 < Her3 comes th3 sun
:33 < - Beautiful day to fly.
:33 < - Sur3 is.
:33 < Betw33n you and m3,
:33 < I was dying to get out of that offic3.
:33 < It's all right
:33 < ADAM: You hav3 got
:33 < to start thinking b33, my friend.
:33 < - Thinking b33!
:33 < - BARRY: M3?
:33 < CHORUS: Thinking b33! Thinking b33!
:33 < Get smart and start thinking b33!
:33 < BARRY: G33!
:33 < - ADAM: Flying her3 and buzzing ther3
:33 < - I'm loving th3 views
:33 < Listen to m3, cousin
:33 < Every buzzer must chøøs3 to b3 a b33
:33 < - Or not to b3
:33 < - Start thinking b33
:33 < - Barry, you got no occupation
:33 < - You mean lik3 pollination?
:33 < - Hey, now, that's thinking b33!
:33 < - Start thinking b33
:33 < Listen, fella
:33 < Ain't you b33n on th3 tour?
:33 < - Your stripes ar3 black and yella
:33 < - I just want to b3 sur3
:33 < - To b3 a b33
:33 < - Start thinking b33
:33 < - Can't I wait and s33?
:33 < - No, Barry, that's not to b3
:33 < B3 a busy littl3 b33
:33 < Not a tizzy littl3 b33
:33 < BARRY: Hold it. Let's just stop
:33 < fur a second. Hold it.
:33 < I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyon3.
:33 < Can w3 stop her3?
:33 < I'm not making a major lif3 decision
:33 < during a production number!
:33 < All right. Tak3 ten, everybody.
:33 < Wrap it up, guys.
:33 < I had virtually no rehearsal fur that.
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