Based on this image:
Go to http://fiddle.jshell.net/Sb7rF/show/ and drag the Lolify! link from there because Github Markdown prevents bookmarklets.
| // mostly via https://gist.github.com/2170045 but also support nodes | |
| function htmlreplace(a, b, element) { | |
| if (!element) element = document.body; | |
| var nodes = element.childNodes; | |
| for (var n=0; n<nodes.length; n++) { | |
| if (nodes[n].nodeType == 3) { | |
| var r = (a instanceof RegExp) ? a : new RegExp(a, 'gi'); | |
| if (nodes[n].textContent) { | |
| nodes[n].nodeValue = nodes[n].textContent.replace(r, b); | |
| } else { | |
| nodes[n].nodeValue = nodes[n].nodeValue.replace(r,b); | |
| } | |
| } else { | |
| htmlreplace(a, b, nodes[n]); | |
| } | |
| } | |
| } | |
| replacements = [ | |
| ['candy bar', 'chocolate gobblernaught'], | |
| ['car', 'motorized rollingham'], | |
| ['firework', 'merry fizzbang'], | |
| ['pc', 'wunderbahboxes'], | |
| ['milk', 'cow juice',], | |
| ['gravy', 'meat water',], | |
| ['power cable', 'electrorope'], | |
| ['burger', 'beef wellington ensemble with lettuce'], | |
| ['pen', 'whimsy flimsy mark and scribbler'], | |
| [/\bdoor ?knobs?\b/, 'twisting plankhandle'], | |
| ['sandwich', 'breaddystack'], | |
| ['keyboard', 'hoighty toighty tippy typers'], | |
| ['escalator', 'upsy stairsy'], | |
| ['sweater', 'knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity'], | |
| ['cookie', 'choco chip bucky wicky'], | |
| ['sex', 'peepee friction pleasure'], | |
| ['screwdriver', 'pip pip gollywock'], | |
| ['gun', 'rooty tooty point-n-shooty'], | |
| [/\blight ?bulbs?\b/, 'ceiling-bright'], | |
| ['ball', 'blimpy bounce'], | |
| ['snake', 'slippery dippy long mover'], | |
| ['road', 'cobble-stone-clippity-clop'], | |
| ]; | |
| for (var i=0; i<replacements.length; i++) { | |
| console.log(replacements[i]); | |
| htmlreplace(replacements[i][0], replacements[i][1]); | |
| } |
