悲報ダメです

悲報ダメです.js

var Twitter = require("twitter");
var followers = [];

var client = new Twitter({
    consumer_key: process.env.TWITTER_CONSUMER_KEY,
    consumer_secret: process.env.TWITTER_CONSUMER_SECRET,
    access_token_key: process.env.TWITTER_ACCESS_TOKEN,
    access_token_secret: process.env.TWITTER_ACCESS_TOKEN_SECRET,
});

client.stream("user", {}, function (stream) {
    stream.on("data", function (data) {
        if (data.text !== undefined && !data.retweeted_status) {
            Process(data);
        }
    });
    stream.on("error", function (error) {
        console.log(error);
    });
});

var callbacks = [{
        regex: /(ひとつ|一つ|悲報|報告|気づいたこと)(いいですか|いきます)/,
        text: function (username, match) { return username + " " + match[1] + "ダメです。"; }
    }, {
        regex: /(進捗)どうですか/,
        text: function (username, match) { return username + "の" + match[1] + "ダメです。"; }
    }, {
        regex: /(?:なん|何)でも(?:し|す)/,
        text: function (username, match) { return username + " ん？"; }
    }, {
        regex: /屋上ある?んだけど.?(?:焼いてい?かない[？?])/,
        text: function (username, match) { return username + " あぁ＾～いいっすね～"; }
    }
];

function Process(data) {
    var match;
    for (var i = 0; i < callbacks.length; i++) {
        if ((match = data.text.match(callbacks[i].regex)) !== null) {
            CreateReply(data, callbacks[i].text("@" + data.user.screen_name, match));
        }
    }
}

function CreateReply(data, text) {
    if (followers.indexOf(data.user.id_str) === -1) {
        client.get("friendships/show", { target_id: data.user.id_str }, function (error, obj, response) {
            if (error) {
                console.log(error);
            }
            if (obj.relationship.target.following) {
                followers[followers.length] = data.user.id_str;
                Send(data, text);
            }
        })
    } else {
        Send(data, text);
    }
}

function Send(data, text) {
    console.log(text);
    client.post("statuses/update", {
        status: text,
        in_reply_to_status_id: data.id_str
    }, function () { });
}