customer_fetch.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require 'stripe'
require 'logger'

if ARGV.length != 2
  puts "Usage: #{__FILE__} <api key> <sleep interval>"
  exit 1
end

Stripe.api_key = ARGV[0]
sleep_interval = ARGV[1].to_f

$logger = Logger.new(STDOUT)
$logger.level = Logger::INFO

def fetch_customers
  begin
    before = Time.now
    Stripe::Customer.all
    after = Time.now
    $logger.info "SUCCESS in #{after - before}s"
  rescue Stripe::StripeError => e
    after = Time.now
    $logger.warn "FAILURE in #{after - before}s.  Exception: #{e}"
  end
end

#while true do
#  fetch_customers
#  sleep sleep_interval
#end
fetch_customers

Gemfile

source "http://rubygems.org"
gem "stripe"

incanation.md

Magic Incantation

All instructions are assuming you are correctly logged into deploymaster with $APP set to the Ion slot you care about and $USER set to your username.

Installation

bin/run -u $USER -n 50 -a $APP -c 'export BASE=/tmp/stripe_test; mkdir -p "$BASE" && cd "$BASE" && curl https://gist.github.com/chooper/8924886/raw/6f5ea6087bd102defe598fe891c976e3583cd051/Gemfile > "./Gemfile"; curl https://gist.github.com/chooper/8924886/raw/0ddf55bc97b36d741e6fb18d2018849245275ec2/customer_fetch.rb > "./customer_fetch.rb"; bundle install'

Test

bin/run -u $USER -n 50 -a $APP -c 'export BASE=/tmp/stripe_test; cd "$BASE" && bundle exec ruby ./customer_fetch.rb sk_test_SvNt9ppL6U2RxlJ9QR18H9yJ 1'

Cleanup

bin/run -u $USER -n 50 -a $APP -c 'rm -fr /tmp/stripe_test'