Code snippets for "Programming Easter Eggs" - http://chrisarcand.com/programming-easter-eggs/

android_isUserAMonkey.java

public static boolean isUserAMonkey ()   /* Since: API Level 8 */
...
/* Returns "true" if the user interface is currently being messed with by a monkey. */

paranoia_i_am_the_destroyer.rb

# Please do not use this method in production.
# Pretty please.
def self.I_AM_THE_DESTROYER!
  # TODO: actually implement spelling error fixes
  puts %Q{
    Sharon: "There should be a method called I_AM_THE_DESTROYER!"
    Ryan:   "What should this method do?"
    Sharon: "It should fix all the spelling errors on the page!"
  }
end

pry_wtf.rb

class Pry
  class Command::Wtf < Pry::ClassCommand
    match(/wtf([?!]*)/)
    group 'Context'
    description 'Show the backtrace of the most recent exception.'
    options :listing => 'wtf?'

    banner <<-'BANNER'
      Usage: wtf[?|!]

      Show's a few lines of the backtrace of the most recent exception (also available
      as `_ex_.backtrace`). If you want to see more lines, add more question marks or
      exclamation marks.

      wtf?
      wtf?!???!?!?

      # To see the entire backtrace, pass the `-v` or `--verbose` flag.
      wtf -v
    BANNER
    ...

rails_fortnight.rb

# Returns a Duration instance matching the number of fortnights provided.
#
#   2.fortnights # => 28 days
def fortnights
  ActiveSupport::Duration.new(self * 2.weeks, [[:days, self * 14]])
end
alias :fortnight :fortnights

rails_forty_two.rb

# Equal to <tt>self[41]</tt>. Also known as accessing "the reddit".
#
#   (1..42).to_a.forty_two # => 42
def forty_two
  self[41]
end

rvm_implode.bash

implode|seppuku)
  source "$rvm_scripts_path/functions/implode"
  __rvm_implode
  ;;

rvm_question_answer.bash

answer) __rvm_Answer_to_the_Ultimate_Question_of_Life_the_Universe_and_Everything ; result=42 ;;
question) __rvm_ultimate_question ; result=42 ;;

sidekiq_table_flip.rb

def self.❨╯°□°❩╯︵┻━┻
  puts "Calm down, bro"
end

describe "❨╯°□°❩╯︵┻━┻" do
  before { $stdout = StringIO.new }
  after  { $stdout = STDOUT }

  it "allows angry developers to express their emotional constitution and remedies it" do
    Sidekiq.❨╯°□°❩╯︵┻━┻
    assert_equal "Calm down, bro\n", $stdout.string
  end
end