That feeling when you're falling in love with Python for the very first time

helloworld.py

def greet():
    # You are my heart
    my_heart = {"my <3": "you"}
    # My heart stops when you enter the room
    sentiment = "Be still, my beating <3!".replace("beating ", "")
    # Unlock me baby
    key_to_my_heart = list(my_heart.keys())[0]
    # I carve out my heart and replace it with you
    epiphany = sentiment.replace(key_to_my_heart, my_heart[key_to_my_heart])
    # Well, hello there ;)
    come_on = epiphany.replace("Be still", "Hello")
    # You are my world
    afterglow = come_on.replace("you", "world")
    # I roll over in the morning and whisper,
    return afterglow

greet()
# 'Hello, world!'