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#!/usr/bin/env tclsh
# Random Chuck Norris joke, circa 2008

set chuck {
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. "
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. "
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. "
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. "
"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. "
"Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. "

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
# Break out curl one-liners into multiple lines

if [[ $# -gt 0 ]]; then
  cmdline="$*"
else
  read -r cmdline
fi

eval "set -- $cmdline"

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
rg -P '(?![\p{Han}\p{Hiragana}\p{Katakana}\p{Hangul}])[^\x00-\x7F]'

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#!/bin/bash

echo "move mouse over window"
sleep 4

cx=3500   # center X
cy=1600   # center Y
r=300     # radius
step=7    # degrees per step
circles=4 # 

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Id,Date,Text,Replies,ReTweets,Likes,Views,Source,Birdwatch,Url
1884037912410652990,Tue Jan 28 00:36:56 UTC 2025,"My mission as Secretary of Homeland Security is to keep America safe. Under my leadership, @DHSgov will protect the American people with integrity and honesty. President Trump is putting Americans' safety FIRST. https://t.co/ANtW0gG6EU","1,838","10,515","81,740","1,673,974",Twitter Web App,,https://x.com/Sec_Noem/status/1884037912410652990
1884175378618671232,Tue Jan 28 09:43:11 UTC 2025,We are doing this right - doing exactly what President @realDonaldTrump promised the American people - making our streets safe. Live this AM from NYC. I’m on it. https://t.co/YrDqWupsPJ,829,"3,179","26,995","541,361",Twitter for iPhone,,https://x.com/Sec_Noem/status/1884175378618671232
1884198149574770980,Tue Jan 28 11:13:40 UTC 2025,"Just now. Enforcement operation in NYC. Criminal alien with kidnapping, assault & burglary charges is now in custody - thanks to @ICE. Dirtbags like this will continue to be removed f

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Twitter search for various cards:

Example:

card_name:1906814671912599552:poll_choice_images lang:en -filter:retweets card_name:745291183405076480:broadcast -filter:retweets

card	description
poll2choice_text_only	Poll - 2 options
poll3choice_text_only	Poll - 3 options

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#!/usr/bin/env python3

import os
import sys
import time
import json
import subprocess
import requests
from pathlib import Path

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#!/usr/bin/env python3

import sys
import cloudscraper
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup


URL = "https://downdetector.com"
MAX_SITES = 15

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$ grep -P "[^\x00-\x7F]" 624.patch
+            Log.d(LOG_TAG, "Service created in PAUSED state → stopping self")
+        setUserPaused(applicationContext, true)   // ⭐ TRUE FIX
+            // 1️⃣ Mark paused FIRST (single source of truth)
+                // 2️⃣ Stop all discovery providers
+                // 3️⃣ Disconnect every connected device (THIS fixes PC still connected)
+                // 4️⃣ Remove foreground notification
+                // 5️⃣ Stop the service lifecycle
+ // 6️⃣ Extra safety: ask Android to stop it too