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Title: Tooling Troubles – The Teams Call

Cast:

Teej (Frustrated but good-natured software engineer, builds apps using C#)
Prime (Laid-back, recently promoted staff engineer, builds tooling in C#)

Setting: The entire scene happens during a Microsoft Teams call. Teej is dealing with a bug-filled tool that Prime built, and they go over some C# code and Jira tickets. Prime hilariously pushes back on fixing the bugs due to “timelines and resources,” and Teej is left comically exasperated by the situation.

	var cursor = db.collection.find(url: /http/)
	while (cursor.hasNext()) {
	var x = cursor.next();
	print("Before: "+x['url']);
	x['url'] = x['url'].replace('http', 'https');
	print("After: "+x['url']);
	db.collection.update({_id : x._id}, x);
	}

	require.config({
	deps: ['app'], //just make your app file a dependency
	paths: {
	//...
	}
	});

	# create a new branch
	git checkout -b branch-name

	# checkout an existing branch
	git checkout branch name

	# pull changes from branch-a into current-branch
	git checkout branch-a
	git pull --rebase # get all the latest changes from branch-a
	git checkout current-branch

	describe('built-in matchers', function() {
	describe('toBeTruthy', function() {
	it('passes if subject is true', function() {
	expect(true).toBeTruthy();
	expect(false).not.toBeTruthy();
	});
	});

	describe('toBeFalsy', function() {
	it('passes if subject is false', function() {

	-- A text input for reversing text. Very useful!
	--
	-- Read how it works:
	-- https://guide.elm-lang.org/architecture/text_fields.html
	--

	import Browser
	import Html exposing (Html, Attribute, div, input, text)
	import Html.Attributes exposing (..)
	import Html.Events exposing (onInput)

	var copy = db.collection.findOne({_id : ObjectId("552c0709d07e391454f649df")},{_id:0});
	for (var i = 0; i< 10; i++){
	db.collection.insert(copy);
	}

	module Main exposing (..)

	-- Press buttons to increment and decrement a counter.
	--
	-- Read how it works:
	-- https://guide.elm-lang.org/architecture/buttons.html
	--


	import Browser

	exports.getName = function(name) {
	return name;
	}