codl

-- media_rot.sql
--
-- Copyright codl <[email protected]>
--
-- Permission to use, copy, modify, and/or distribute this software for any
-- purpose with or without fee is hereby granted.
--
-- THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
-- WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
-- MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY

codl

--[[
Copyright (c) 2021 codl

Permission to use, copy, modify, and/or distribute this software for any
purpose with or without fee is hereby granted.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES WITH
REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY
AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT,
INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM

codl

sub vcl_recv {
    if(req.http.Accept-Encoding ~ "br") {
        set req.http.X-brotli = "true";
    }
}

sub vcl_hash {
    if(req.http.X-brotli == "true") {
        hash_data("br");
    }

codl

ive made a mistake

codl

{
    init: function(elevators, floors) {
        let i = 0;
        for(let elevator of elevators){
            elevator.num = i;
            i++;
            elevator.on('idle', ()=>{
                if(elevator.num % 2 == 1){
                    elevator.goToFloor(0);
                } else {

codl

vcl 4.0;

backend b2_f001 {
    .host = "127.0.0.1";
    .port = "50676";
}

backend s3_eu_west_1 {
    .host = "127.0.0.1";
    .port = "29738";

codl

import psycopg2

db = psycopg2.connect('postgresql:///mastodon_development')

cur = db.cursor()

for i in range(500):
    screenname = "bogus_{}".format(i)
    email = "bogus_{}@m.codl.fr".format(i)
    acc_to_follow = 1

codl

On 2018-08-11, from 01:36 to 04:13 UTC, chitter.xyz suffered an outage.

Timeline

all times UTC

• 01:36 - the network goes down for an indeterminate length of time
• 01:XX - ImageMagick convert processes start hoarding memory
• 01:XX - system goes under memory pressure
• 01:51 - mastodon app server serves its last request

codl

this script converts glitchsoc-style profile metadata to mastodon v2.4.0 profile fields

it requires

• python 3.x
• psycopg2 (might be in your package manager as python-psycopg2, or python3-psycopg2)
• a mastodon instance

how to use

codl

# sidekiq.chart.sh by codl <[email protected]>
#
# put this in /usr/libexec/netdata/charts.d
# to let others know that
# you are gay too

sidekiq_update_every=5
sidekiq_priority=9000

sidekiq_check() {