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import pickle
from mastodon import Mastodon

INSTANCE = 'http://localhost:3000'

with open('app_credentials.pickle', 'ab+') as f:
    try:
        f.seek(0)
        (client_id, client_secret) = pickle.load(f)
    except Exception:

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codl's 2017 in review

In 2017 I

• turned 23
• took up photography
• got commissioned a few times, for art and for code
• crashed my car zero times, compared to twice in 2016
• got a bike
• got my bike stolen

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Drawpile: GAMPS IS BACK edition

It is time to draw rubbish.

Please join us and draw rubbish with us.

Getting on there

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funny not 256 colour css filter

this does not use the traditional "RRRGGGBB" 256 colour palette for no authenticity

how to

1. put filter.svg at the root of the web site

2. paste the contents of style.css into your css

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/*
born to queue
sidekiq is a fuck
retry all 1989
i am task man
*/

@-moz-document regexp(".*/sidekiq(?:$|/.*)") {
a[href$="/morgue"] span.desc::after {
	content: " cops";

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# sidekiq.chart.sh by codl <codl@codl.fr>
#
# put this in /usr/libexec/netdata/charts.d
# to let others know that
# you are gay too

sidekiq_update_every=5
sidekiq_priority=9000

sidekiq_check() {

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this script converts glitchsoc-style profile metadata to mastodon v2.4.0 profile fields

it requires

• python 3.x
• psycopg2 (might be in your package manager as python-psycopg2, or python3-psycopg2)
• a mastodon instance

how to use

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On 2018-08-11, from 01:36 to 04:13 UTC, chitter.xyz suffered an outage.

Timeline

all times UTC

• 01:36 - the network goes down for an indeterminate length of time
• 01:XX - ImageMagick convert processes start hoarding memory
• 01:XX - system goes under memory pressure
• 01:51 - mastodon app server serves its last request

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import psycopg2

db = psycopg2.connect('postgresql:///mastodon_development')

cur = db.cursor()

for i in range(500):
    screenname = "bogus_{}".format(i)
    email = "bogus_{}@m.codl.fr".format(i)
    acc_to_follow = 1

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vcl 4.0;

backend b2_f001 {
    .host = "127.0.0.1";
    .port = "50676";
}

backend s3_eu_west_1 {
    .host = "127.0.0.1";
    .port = "29738";