codl

/*
born to queue
sidekiq is a fuck
retry all 1989
i am task man
*/

@-moz-document regexp(".*/sidekiq(?:$|/.*)") {
a[href$="/morgue"] span.desc::after {
	content: " cops";

codl

funny not 256 colour css filter

this does not use the traditional "RRRGGGBB" 256 colour palette for no authenticity

how to

1. put filter.svg at the root of the web site

2. paste the contents of style.css into your css

codl

Drawpile: GAMPS IS BACK edition

It is time to draw rubbish.

Please join us and draw rubbish with us.

Getting on there

codl

codl's 2017 in review

In 2017 I

• turned 23
• took up photography
• got commissioned a few times, for art and for code
• crashed my car zero times, compared to twice in 2016
• got a bike
• got my bike stolen

codl

import pickle
from mastodon import Mastodon

INSTANCE = 'http://localhost:3000'

with open('app_credentials.pickle', 'ab+') as f:
    try:
        f.seek(0)
        (client_id, client_secret) = pickle.load(f)
    except Exception:

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["According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.",
"Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.",
"The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.",
"Yellow, black.",
"Yellow, black.",
"Yellow, black.",
"Yellow, black.",
"Ooh, black and yellow!",
"Let's shake it up a little.",
"Barry!",

codl

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

codl

#!/bin/bash

set -eufo pipefail

SIZE=0

F=$(mktemp --tmpdir b2-bucket-size.json.XXXX)
b2 list-file-versions $1 > $F
while true; do
    SIZE=$[$SIZE + $(jq -r '[.files[].contentLength] | add' $F)]

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from threading import Thread
from functools import wraps

def background(fun):

    @wraps(fun)
    def wrapper(*args, **kwargs):
        Thread(target=fun, args=args, kwargs=kwargs).start()

    return wrapper

codl

let pico8_gpio = Array(128);
(() => {
  let clock_start = Date.now();
  function update_clock(){
    let t = Date.now() - clock_start;
    for(let i = 0; i < 6; i++){
      pico8_gpio[i] = Math.floor(((t / 100) % Math.pow(256, i+1)) / Math.pow(256, i))
    }
    requestAnimationFrame(update_clock);
  }