Context: Nicely rendered view of the doc for coffeetocode/local-play-bootstrap#1
Okay, let's see if we can both unblock people on apple silicon, and put this issue to bed. This is the distilled output of a bunch of testing sessions, intended to that anyone else can test and replicate in a structured way, and quickly see if they get the same results. As much as possible this is structured to have an exact command, the exact error it produces, and the exact command to view that error.
Note: Heavy Claude assistance on this, but I've fully reviewed and heavily edited.