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// 1. Paste the first script into the console
// 2. Slowly resize the browser window, covering full range
// 3. Paste the second script into the console

// This could probably be a browser extension that overlays the data on each image...


// SCRIPT ONE

// breakpoint values that we want to calculate `sizes` for

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GRAVITY TEST

# BITSY VERSION 6.4

! ROOM_FORMAT 1

PAL 0
0,82,204
128,159,255
255,255,255

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// for use on https://bandcamp.com/download pages.
// once all the download links on the page are loaded, 
// open the javascript console, paste the following code in, and hit enter.
// leave the page open until the downloads stop, 
// it'll pause for 30 seconds after every click to ensure the last download has started already.

var secs = 30; // adjust as needed for slower connections.
var intervalTime = secs * 1000
var toDownload = [].slice.call(document.querySelectorAll('.downloads a.item-button'));
var interval;

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<script>
var the_path_to_your_sound_file = "surf.mp3"
var context = new AudioContext();
var playSound = context.createBufferSource();
var getSound = new XMLHttpRequest();
getSound.open("GET", the_path_to_your_sound_file, true);
getSound.responseType = "arraybuffer";
getSound.onload = function() {
  context.decodeAudioData(getSound.response, function(buffer){
    playSound.buffer = buffer;

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request('http://lyrics.wikia.com/LyricWiki:Top_100', function (error, response, html) {
  if (!error && response.statusCode == 200) {
    var $ = cheerio.load(html);
    //handle the 'page not found' page?
    $('li b a').each(function(i, element){
      pages.push('http://lyrics.wikia.com' + $(element).attr('href'))
      //
    });

    console.log(pages)

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youtube-dl -o "input" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=someurl && ffmpeg -i input.mp4 output.mp3

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function isProbablyAMeme(ctx2, w, h) {
  // given a ctx, get it's pixel data
  var pixels = ctx2.getImageData(0, 0, w, h)
  
  // threshhold filter the pixels. looking for bright white a la bold impact meme text
  for (var i = 0; i < pixels.data.length; i += 4) {
    var avg = (pixels.data[i] + pixels.data[i + 1] + pixels.data[i + 2]) / 3
    var ne = avg > 240 ? 0 : 255
    pixels.data[i] = ne
    pixels.data[i + 1] = ne

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var config = require({CONFIG_IN_THE_TTEZEL/TWIT_MODULE_STYLE})
var Twit = require('twit')
var T = new Twit(config)
var fs = require('fs')
var uname = 'YR-TWITTER-USERNAME'
var listSlug = 'THE-SLUG-TO-YR-BOT-LIST'
var theInterval = 5000
// Requests / 15-min window (user auth) // 180
// if yr list has > 180 members, uhhhhh increase theInterval so that it doesn't break 180 in 15 minutes? 

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var http = require("http")
var url = require("url")
var MemJS = require("memjs").Client
memjs = MemJS.create();
var server = http.createServer(function (req, res) {
  var name = url.parse(req.url).pathname.substr(1)
  if(!!name) {
    doThatThang(name, function (html) {
      res.writeHead(200, {"Content-Type": 'text/html', 'Content-Length': html.length});
      res.end(html);

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var config = require('./config') // yr api keys and stuff
var Twit = require('twit')
var T = new Twit(config)
var fs = require('fs')
var $ = require('cheerio')
var request = require('request')

function doThatThang (link, type) {
  request(link, function (err, resp, html) {
    if (err) return console.error(err)