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Baby I can teach / you how to be a player / like I'm bellamy
Written by @glamglam___

Carries apartment / in sex in the city is / perfect I want it
Written by @ShannonJF_

When I'm like getting / ready and you're bugging me / I'm the biggest bitch
Written by @DeborahMercedes

I have the worst head / ache and playing a game with / Collin did not help

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puts "the performance is beginning now"
sleep 255
puts "the performance has ended"

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//adapted from http://wiki.processing.org/w/Line-Line_intersection

//I do not understand how or why this works.

boolean intersects(float x1, float y1, float x2, float y2, float x3, float y3, float x4, float y4) { 
  float bx = x2 - x1; 
  float by = y2 - y1; 
  float dx = x4 - x3; 
  float dy = y4 - y3;
  float b_dot_d_perp = bx * dy - by * dx;

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//TIRED OF INT(RANDOM(0, 255)) ALL OVER THE PLACE?

//get an array of colors from an image
//takes path to image, num of colors to grab, and whether to pick an even distribution or at random

color[] pickColors(String path, int numColors, boolean ordered) {
  color[] colors = new color[numColors];
  PImage img = loadImage(path);
  img.loadPixels();
  int numPixels = img.width * img.height;

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  //dealing with the pixel data from the canvas is a pain
//gotta multiply everything by four everywhere all the time
//made an object to wrap up all that badness
  //a "pixel" is a 4 element array. 0 => R, 1 => G, 2 => B, 3 => A  

var PixelArray = root.PixelArray = function(ctx, w, h){
    this._pixels = ctx.getImageData(0, 0, w, h).data;
    this.w = w;
    this.h = h;
    this.numPixels = this._pixels.length / 4;

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var samples = {
  kick: new Wad({source: '/samples/kick.wav'}),
  chh: new Wad({source: '/samples/chh.wav'}),
  snare: new Wad({source: '/samples/snare.wav'}),
  ohh: new Wad({source: '/samples/ohh.wav'}),
  cym: new Wad({source: '/samples/cym.wav'}),
  shkr: new Wad({source: '/samples/shkr.wav'}),
  ltom: new Wad({source: '/samples/ltom.wav'}),
  mtom: new Wad({source: '/samples/mtom.wav'}),
  htom: new Wad({source: '/samples/htom.wav'}),

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<script src="http://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.11.0.min.js"></script>
<script>
	$(function(){
		$("<title>").text("JAVASCRIPT PARTY").appendTo($("head"));

		$("<div>").addClass("container").css({
			"margin": "25px", 
			"width": "500px", 
			"border": "1px black solid", 
			"padding": "15px",

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i would like to be issued a ticket,
and then click on a link,
which opens related files in sublime text,
and also opens related comps,
and opens a hipchat private message with the related lead,
and pulls from develop 
and checks out a new branch named with my initials and part of the issue title,

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buy large quantity of branded consumer goods that are branded with cartoon mascots or somesuch advertising atrocities

0. cheez its
1. kool aid
2. cheetos
3. other stuff
4. things

acquire a color printer.

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# GIT THEORY

* git status is modified to append an index before each filename

    cole@machine:~/PROJECTS/gtr-bf$ gs
    # On branch master
    # Untracked files:
    #   (use "git add <file>..." to include in what will be committed)
    #
    # 0 - TEST.MD