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    $ gem install on_exactitude_in_science
    $ irb
    irb(...)> require 'on_exactitude_in_science'
    irb(...)> puts in_that_empire_the_art_of_cartography_attained_such_perfection_that_the_map_of_a_single_province_occupied_the_entirety_of_a_city_and_the_map_of_the_empire_the_entirety_of_a_province_in_time_those_unconscionable_maps_no_longer_satisfied_and_the_cartographers_guilds_struck_a_map_of_the_empire_whose_size_was_that_of_the_empire_and_which_coincided_point_for_point_with_it_the_following_generations_who_were_not_so_fond_of_the_study_of_cartography_as_their_forebears_had_been_saw_that_that_vast_map_was_useless_and_not_without_some_pitilessness_was_it_that_they_delivered_it_up_to_the_inclemencies_of_sun_and_winters_in_the_deserts_of_the_west_still_today_there_are_tattered_ruins_of_that_map_inhabited_by_animals_and_beggars_in_all_the_land_there_is_no_other_relic_of_the_disciplines_of_geography
          On Exactitude in Science
          Jorge Luis Borges, Collected Fictions, translated by Andrew Hur

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require "on_exactitude_in_science/version"

def method_missing(m, *args, &block)
  if m === :in_that_empire_the_art_of_cartography_attained_such_perfection_that_the_map_of_a_single_province_occupied_the_entirety_of_a_city_and_the_map_of_the_empire_the_entirety_of_a_province_in_time_those_unconscionable_maps_no_longer_satisfied_and_the_cartographers_guilds_struck_a_map_of_the_empire_whose_size_was_that_of_the_empire_and_which_coincided_point_for_point_with_it_the_following_generations_who_were_not_so_fond_of_the_study_of_cartography_as_their_forebears_had_been_saw_that_that_vast_map_was_useless_and_not_without_some_pitilessness_was_it_that_they_delivered_it_up_to_the_inclemencies_of_sun_and_winters_in_the_deserts_of_the_west_still_today_there_are_tattered_ruins_of_that_map_inhabited_by_animals_and_beggars_in_all_the_land_there_is_no_other_relic_of_the_disciplines_of_geography
    <<-txt
      On Exactitude in Science
      Jorge Luis Borges, Collected Fictions, translated by Andrew Hurley.

      …In that Empi

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$ gem install adams_song
Fetching: adams_song-0.1.1.gem (100%)hing: adams_song-0.1.1.gem
Successfully installed adams_song-0.1.1
1 gem installed
$ irb
irb(main):001:0> require 'adams_song'
=> true
irb(main):002:0> "I never thought id die alone another six months ill be unknown".adams_song?
=> true
irb(main):003:0> "I never thought id live forever another six years ill be known".adams_song?

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alias be="bundle exec "
alias respectful="rspec "



$ be respectful

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loop { print (rand < 0.5) ? '\\' : '/' }

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ubus = [

  {txt: "John Giorno -- Restless: An Interview by Daniel Nester (2002)",
   href: "http://www.ubu.com/papers/giorno_nester_interview.html"},

  {txt: "Introduction -- Barbara Cole & Lori Emerson",
   href: "http://www.ubu.com/papers/kg_ol_intro.html"},

  {txt: "Zero Kerning -- Craig Dworkin",
   href: "http://www.ubu.com/papers/kg_ol_dworkin.html"},

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class Array
  def phish element
    i = rand self.length
    self.insert i, element
  end
end