Marianna Kreidler's "Jailbreak the Binary"

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    "weathermen" : "meteorologists",
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    "d00dz" : "palz",
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    "mama" : "parent",
    "poppa" : "parent",
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    "stepbrother" : "stepsibling",
    "stepdaughter" : "stepchild",
    "stepson" : "stepchild",
    "stepdaughters" : "stepchildren",
    "stepsons" : "stepchildren",
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    "empress" : "ruler",
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    "an actress" : "talent",
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    "Boy" : "Person",
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    "Boyish" : "Androgynous",
    "Girlhood" : "Childhood",
    "Boyhood" : "Childhood",
    "Girlfriend" : "Significant Other",
    "Boyfriend" : "Significant Other",
    "Wife" : "Partner",
    "Husband" : "Partner",
    "Wives" : "Partners",
    "Husbands" : "Partners",
    "Daughter" : "Child",
    "Daughters" : "Children",
    "Son" : "Child",
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    "Sister" : "Sibling",
    "Brother" : "Sibling",
    "Mother" : "Parent",
    "Father" : "Parent",
    "Grandmother" : "Grandparent",
    "Godmother" : "Godparent",
    "Grandfather" : "Grandparent",
    "Godfather" : "Godparent",
    "Stepmother" : "Stepparent",
    "Stepfather" : "Stepparent",
    "Aunt" : "Relative",
    "Uncle" : "Relative",
    "Aunts" : "Relatives",
    "Uncles" : "Relatives",
    "Niece" : "Sibling's Kid",
    "Nephew" : "Sibling's Kid",
    "Nieces" : "Sibling's Children",
    "Nephews" : "Sibling's Children",
    "Herself" : "Self",
    "Himself" : "Self",
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    "Gentlemen" : "People",
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    "Gentleman" : "Person",
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    "Dad" : "Parent",
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    "Mommy" : "Parent",
    "Daddy" : "Parent",
    "Mommies" : "Parents",
    "Daddies" : "Parents",
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    "Menz" : "Peepz",
    "Manly" : "Humanly",
    "Manliness" : "Humanity",
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    "Patronize" : "Condescend",
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    "Gunman" : "Shooter",
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    "Airman" : "Airstaff",
    "Airmen" : "Airstaff",
    "Alderman" : "Cabinet Members",
    "Aldermen" : "Cabinet",
    "Anchorman" : "Anchor",
    "Anchormen" : "Anchors",
    "Assemblyman" : "Assembly Person",
    "Assemblymen" : "Assembly People",
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    "Bogeymen" : "Monsters",
    "Bondsman" : "Bonder",
    "Bondsmen" : "Bonders",
    "Businessman" : "Business Executive",
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    "Cameraman" : "Camera Operator",
    "Cameramen" : "Camera Operators",
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    "Cavemen" : "Hominidae",
    "Chairman" : "Chair Person",
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    "Congressman" : "Congress Member",
    "Congressmen" : "Congress Members",
    "Councilman" : "Council Member",
    "Councilmen" : "Council Members",
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    "Doormen" : "Concierge",
    "Fireman" : "Firefighter",
    "Firemen" : "Firefighters",
    "Fisherman" : "Fisher",
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    "Foreman" : "Worker",
    "Foremen" : "Workers",
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    "Handymen" : "Skilled Workers",
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    "Hangmen" : "Guillotines",
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    "Henchmen" : "Sidekicks",
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    "Marksman" : "Shooter",
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    "Middlemen" : "Intermediaries",
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    "Milkmen" : "Milk People",
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    "Ombudsman" : "Notary",
    "Ombudsmen" : "Notaries",
    "Policeman" : "Officer",
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    "Postman" : "Postal Worker",
    "Postmen" : "Postal Workers",
    "Repairman" : "Technician",
    "Repairmen" : "Technicians",
    "Salesman" : "Seller",
    "Salesmen" : "Sellers",
    "Sandman" : "Fairy",
    "Sandmen" : "Fairies",
    "Serviceman" : "Soldier",
    "Servicemen" : "Soldiers",
    "Showman" : "Promoter",
    "Showmen" : "Promoters",
    "Spaceman" : "Astronaut",
    "Spacemen" : "Astronauts",
    "Spokesman" : "Speaker",
    "Spokesmen" : "Speakers",
    "Sportsman" : "Athlete",
    "Sportsmen" : "Athletes",
    "Statesman" : "Senator",
    "Statesmen" : "Senators",
    "Superman" : "Superperson",
    "Supermen" : "Titans",
    "Batman" : "Bat-Human",
    "Spiderman" : "Spider-Human",
    "Spider-Man" : "Spider-Human",
    "Aquaman" : "Aqua-Person",
    "Hawkman" : "Hawk-Human",
    "Supergirl" : "Superchild",
    "Superwoman" : "Superperson",
    "She-Hulk" : "Hulk",
    "Catwoman" : "Catperson",
    "Superboy" : "Superchild",
    "Hawkgirl" : "Hawk-Human",
    "Spiderwoman" : "Spider-Human",
    "Spider-Woman" : "Spider-Human",
    "Sandman" : "Sandperson",
    "Stargirl" : "Starkid",
    "Unman" : "Inhuman",
    "Watchman" : "Watcher",
    "Watchmen" : "Watchers",
    "Weatherman" : "Meteorologist",
    "Weathermen" : "Meteorologists",
    "Workman" : "Worker",
    "Workmen" : "Workers",
    "Hero" : "Role-Model",
    "Heroes" : "Role-Models",
    "Heroine" : "Role-Model",
    "Heroines" : "Role-Models",
    "Dudebro" : "Pal",
    "Laydeez" : "Palz",
    "D00Dz" : "Palz",
    "Widow" : "Bereaved",
    "Widower" : "Bereaved",
    "Fiance" : "Betrothed",
    "Fiancee" : "Betrothed",
    "Papa" : "Parent",
    "Mama" : "Parent",
    "Poppa" : "Parent",
    "Momma" : "Parent",
    "God" : "Higher-Power",
    "Godliness" : "Virtue",
    "Godhead" : "Leader",
    "Godhood" : "Immortality",
    "Godly" : "Virtuous",
    "Goddess" : "Higher-Power",
    "Bride" : "Spouse",
    "Groom" : "Spouse",
    "Gal" : "Human-Being",
    "Sir" : "Ze",
    "Ma'am" : "Ze",
    "Grandson" : "Grandchild",
    "Grandsons" : "Grandchildren",
    "Granddaughters" : "Grandchildren",
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    "Stepbrother" : "Stepsibling",
    "Stepdaughter" : "Stepchild",
    "Stepson" : "Stepchild",
    "Stepdaughters" : "Stepchildren",
    "Stepsons" : "Stepchildren",
    "Lord" : "Officials",
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    "Princes" : "Heirs",
    "Princess" : "Heir",
    "Princesses" : "Heirs",
    "Emperor" : "Ruler",
    "Emperors" : "Rulers",
    "Empress" : "Ruler",
    "Empresses" : "Rulers",
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    "Dudeliest" : "Chillest",
    "Actor" : "Talent",
    "Actors" : "Talent",
    "Actress" : "Talent",
    "Actresses" : "Talent",
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    "An Actress" : "Talent",
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    "HER" : "HIR",
    "HIM" : "HIR",
    "HE" : "ZE",
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    "MRS" : " ",
    "MR" : " ",
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    "MAN" : "PERSON",
    "WOMEN" : "PEOPLE",
    "MEN" : "PEOPLE",
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    "FEMALES" : "HUMANS",
    "MALE" : "HUMAN",
    "MALES" : "HUMANS",
    "GIRL" : "PERSON",
    "BOY" : "PERSON",
    "GIRLS" : "PEOPLE",
    "BOYS" : "PEOPLE",
    "GIRLY" : "ANDROGYNOUS",
    "BOYISH" : "ANDROGYNOUS",
    "GIRLHOOD" : "CHILDHOOD",
    "BOYHOOD" : "CHILDHOOD",
    "GIRLFRIEND" : "SIGNIFICANT OTHER",
    "BOYFRIEND" : "SIGNIFICANT OTHER",
    "WIFE" : "PARTNER",
    "HUSBAND" : "PARTNER",
    "WIVES" : "PARTNERS",
    "HUSBANDS" : "PARTNERS",
    "DAUGHTER" : "CHILD",
    "DAUGHTERS" : "CHILDREN",
    "SON" : "CHILD",
    "SONS" : "CHILDREN",
    "SISTER" : "SIBLING",
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    "MOTHER" : "PARENT",
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    "GODMOTHER" : "GODPARENT",
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    "NIECES" : "SIBLING'S CHILDREN",
    "NEPHEWS" : "SIBLING'S CHILDREN",
    "HERSELF" : "SELF",
    "HIMSELF" : "SELF",
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    "GENTLEMEN" : "PEOPLE",
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    "GENTLEMAN" : "PERSON",
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    "DAD" : "PARENT",
    "MOMS" : "PARENTS",
    "DADS" : "PARENTS",
    "MOMMY" : "PARENT",
    "DADDY" : "PARENT",
    "MOMMIES" : "PARENTS",
    "DADDIES" : "PARENTS",
    "LADIEZ" : "PEEPZ",
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    "MANLINESS" : "HUMANITY",
    "MANHOOD" : "PERSONHOOD",
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    "DUDE" : "PERSON",
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    "DUDELY" : "HUMANLY",
    "MATERNAL" : "PARENTAL",
    "PATERNAL" : "PARENTAL",
    "MATERNITY" : "PARENTALLY",
    "PATERNITY" : "PARENTALLY",
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    "AIRMEN" : "AIRSTAFF",
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    "BUSINESSMAN" : "BUSINESS EXECUTIVE",
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    "CHAIRMEN" : "CHAIR PERSON",
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    "DOORMAN" : "CONCIERGE",
    "DOORMEN" : "CONCIERGE",
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    "FISHERMAN" : "FISHER",
    "FISHERMEN" : "FISHERS",
    "FOREMAN" : "WORKER",
    "FOREMEN" : "WORKERS",
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    "HENCHMAN" : "SIDEKICK",
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    "KINSMEN" : "RELATIVES",
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    "LAYMEN" : "CIVILIANS",
    "MADMAN" : "SOCIOPATH",
    "MADMEN" : "SOCIOPATHS",
    "MAILMAN" : "MAIL WORKER",
    "MAILMEN" : "MAIL WORKERS",
    "MARKSMAN" : "SHOOTER",
    "MARKSMEN" : "SHOOTERS",
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    "MIDDLEMEN" : "INTERMEDIARIES",
    "MILKMAN" : "MILK PERSON",
    "MILKMEN" : "MILK PEOPLE",
    "NOBLEMAN" : "NOBLE",
    "NOBLEMEN" : "NOBLES",
    "OMBUDSMAN" : "NOTARY",
    "OMBUDSMEN" : "NOTARIES",
    "POLICEMAN" : "OFFICER",
    "POLICEMEN" : "OFFICERS",
    "POSTMAN" : "POSTAL WORKER",
    "POSTMEN" : "POSTAL WORKERS",
    "REPAIRMAN" : "TECHNICIAN",
    "REPAIRMEN" : "TECHNICIANS",
    "SALESMAN" : "SELLER",
    "SALESMEN" : "SELLERS",
    "SANDMAN" : "FAIRY",
    "SANDMEN" : "FAIRIES",
    "SERVICEMAN" : "SOLDIER",
    "SERVICEMEN" : "SOLDIERS",
    "SHOWMAN" : "PROMOTER",
    "SHOWMEN" : "PROMOTERS",
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    "SPOKESMAN" : "SPEAKER",
    "SPOKESMEN" : "SPEAKERS",
    "SPORTSMAN" : "ATHLETE",
    "SPORTSMEN" : "ATHLETES",
    "STATESMAN" : "SENATOR",
    "STATESMEN" : "SENATORS",
    "SUPERMAN" : "SUPERPERSON",
    "SUPERMEN" : "TITANS",
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    "SPIDERMAN" : "SPIDER-HUMAN",
    "SPIDER-MAN" : "SPIDER-HUMAN",
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    "SUPERWOMAN" : "SUPERPERSON",
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    "CATWOMAN" : "CATPERSON",
    "SUPERBOY" : "SUPERCHILD",
    "HAWKGIRL" : "HAWK-HUMAN",
    "SPIDERWOMAN" : "SPIDER-HUMAN",
    "SPIDER-WOMAN" : "SPIDER-HUMAN",
    "SANDMAN" : "SANDPERSON",
    "STARGIRL" : "STARKID",
    "UNMAN" : "INHUMAN",
    "WATCHMAN" : "WATCHER",
    "WATCHMEN" : "WATCHERS",
    "WEATHERMAN" : "METEOROLOGIST",
    "WEATHERMEN" : "METEOROLOGISTS",
    "WORKMAN" : "WORKER",
    "WORKMEN" : "WORKERS",
    "HERO" : "ROLE-MODEL",
    "HEROES" : "ROLE-MODELS",
    "HEROINE" : "ROLE-MODEL",
    "HEROINES" : "ROLE-MODELS",
    "DUDEBRO" : "PAL",
    "LAYDEEZ" : "PALZ",
    "D00DZ" : "PALZ",
    "WIDOW" : "BEREAVED",
    "WIDOWER" : "BEREAVED",
    "FIANCE" : "BETROTHED",
    "FIANCEE" : "BETROTHED",
    "PAPA" : "PARENT",
    "MAMA" : "PARENT",
    "POPPA" : "PARENT",
    "MOMMA" : "PARENT",
    "GOD" : "HIGHER-POWER",
    "GODLINESS" : "VIRTUE",
    "GODHEAD" : "LEADER",
    "GODHOOD" : "IMMORTALITY",
    "GODLY" : "VIRTUOUS",
    "GODDESS" : "HIGHER-POWER",
    "BRIDE" : "SPOUSE",
    "GROOM" : "SPOUSE",
    "GAL" : "HUMAN-BEING",
    "SIR" : "ZE",
    "MA'AM" : "ZE",
    "GRANDSON" : "GRANDCHILD",
    "GRANDSONS" : "GRANDCHILDREN",
    "GRANDDAUGHTERS" : "GRANDCHILDREN",
    "STEPSISTER" : "STEPSIBLING",
    "STEPBROTHER" : "STEPSIBLING",
    "STEPDAUGHTER" : "STEPCHILD",
    "STEPSON" : "STEPCHILD",
    "STEPDAUGHTERS" : "STEPCHILDREN",
    "STEPSONS" : "STEPCHILDREN",
    "LORD" : "OFFICIALS",
    "LORDS" : "OFFICIALS",
    "KING" : "RULER",
    "KINGS" : "RULERS",
    "QUEEN" : "RULER",
    "QUEENS" : "RULERS",
    "PRINCE" : "HEIR",
    "PRINCES" : "HEIRS",
    "PRINCESS" : "HEIR",
    "PRINCESSES" : "HEIRS",
    "EMPEROR" : "RULER",
    "EMPERORS" : "RULERS",
    "EMPRESS" : "RULER",
    "EMPRESSES" : "RULERS",
    "GIRLIER" : "CHILLER",  
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    "DUDELIER" : "CHILLER",
    "DUDELIEST" : "CHILLEST",
    "ACTOR" : "TALENT",
    "ACTORS" : "TALENT",
    "ACTRESS" : "TALENT",
    "ACTRESSES" : "TALENT",
    "AN ACTOR" : "TALENT",
    "AN ACTRESS" : "TALENT",
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