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 According to all established principles of aviation, it is logically inconceivable that a bee should possess the ability to fly. Its wingspan is insufficient to propel its corpulent body off the ground. Nevertheless, bees defy these limitations and continue to fly despite human perceptions of impossibility.

 “Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Black and yellow!”

 Barry! Breakfast is prepared!

 I will be there shortly. Please wait. Hello?

 - Barry?

 - Adam?

 - Can you believe this is occurring?

 - I am astounded. I will collect you.

 Dressed appropriately.

 Please utilize the stairs. Your father invested a substantial sum in their construction.

 Apologies. I am filled with excitement.

 Behold the graduate! We are immensely proud of you, son.

 An exceptional academic record, all B’s.

 Very proud.

 Ma! I have achieved a remarkable feat.

 - You have lint adhered to your fur.

 - Ow! That is indeed me!

 - Greet us! We will be seated in row 118,000.

 - Farewell!

 Barry, I had explicitly advised you to refrain from flying within the household.

 - Hey, Adam.

 - Hello, Barry.

 - Is that fuzz gel?

 - A small amount. It is a special occasion, graduation. I never anticipated reaching this milestone. Three days of grade school, three days of high school.

 Those were challenging experiences.

 Three days of college. I am grateful for the opportunity to take a day and explore the hive.

 You have indeed transformed.

 - Hello, Barry.

 - Artie, have you grown a mustache? It appears aesthetically pleasing.

 - Have you heard about Frankie?

 - Yes.

 - Will you be attending his funeral?

 - No, I will not.

 Everyone is aware that stinging someone results in death. It is unwise to expend such an action on a squirrel, which is known for its impulsiveness.

 Perhaps he could have simply moved out of the way.

 I find it delightful to incorporate an amusement park into our day.

 This is precisely why vacations are unnecessary.

 Under the circumstances, the ceremony was quite elaborate.

 - Well, Adam, today we are men.

 - We are!

 - Bee-men.

 - Amen!

 Hallelujah!

 Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

 Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of… 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And commences your career at Honex Industries!

 Will we select our jobs today?

 I understand that it is merely an orientation session.

 Attention! Here we go.

 Please maintain the integrity of your hands and antennae within the tram at all times.

 - What awaits us?

 - It may be somewhat intimidating.

 Welcome to Honex, a subsidiary of Honesco and an integral component of the Hexagon Group.

 This is it!

 It is remarkable.

 We acknowledge that you, as a bee, have dedicated your entire life to reaching this point, where you will be employed for the remainder of your existence. The production of honey commences when our valiant Pollen Jocks transport the nectar to the hive. Our proprietary formula undergoes an automatic color correction, scent adjustment, and bubble modification to yield this soothing, golden syrup, which you recognize as…

 Honey!

 - She was exceptionally attractive.

 - She is my cousin!

 - Is she?

 - Yes, we are all cousins.

 - Indeed, you are correct.

 At Honex, we are committed to continually enhancing every facet of bee life. These bees are currently testing a novel helmet technology.

 - What is the nature of his employment?

 - His compensation is insufficient.

 Behold our latest innovation, the Krelman.

 - What is its function?

 - It captures the residual strand of honey that remains after pouring it. This innovation saves us millions of dollars.

 May any bee member assist in the maintenance of the Krelman?

 Certainly. Most bee jobs are relatively small in scope. However, bees recognize that each individual task, when executed effectively, contributes significantly to the greater good. Consequently, it is crucial to make a well-informed decision, as this choice will dictate your career path for the entirety of your life.

 The implication is that you will remain in the same job for the rest of your life?

 Indeed.

 What is the distinction?

 You will be pleased to learn that, as a species, bees have not experienced a single day of rest in the past 27 million years.

 Therefore, you will be subjected to relentless labor?

 We will endeavor to do so.

 This revelation astounded me!

 “What is the distinction?” How can you assert such a claim? Committing to a single job for life is an arduous decision to make.

 I find solace in this realization, as we now face only one life-altering choice.

 However, Adam, how could they have withheld this information from us?

 Why would you question anything? We are bees. We are the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

 Have you ever considered the possibility that our society operates with an excessive level of efficiency?

 Provide me with an instance.

 I am uncertain, but you are aware of the concept I am referring to.

 Kindly proceed with the gate clearance. Royal Nectar Force is now approaching.

 Hold on a moment. Observe closely.

 - Those are Pollen Jocks!

 - Remarkable.

 I have never observed them at such a close proximity.

 They possess knowledge of the external world beyond the hive.

 Indeed, some do not return.

 - Hello, Jocks!

 - Hello, Jocks!

 Your performance was exceptional. You are formidable individuals. You are sky acrobats. I am filled with admiration.

 - I am curious about their whereabouts.

 - I am uncertain.

 Their daily routine is unplanned.

 Outside the hive, they soar to unknown destinations, engaging in activities that remain enigmatic.

 Becoming a Pollen Jock is not a decision that can be made lightly. It requires specialized breeding.

 Indeed.

 Observe the abundance of pollen present. It is a significant quantity, surpassing the amount that either of us will encounter in our lifetimes.

 The allure of this pollen lies primarily in its status symbolism. Bees produce an excessive amount of it.

 However, there is a possibility that wearing this pollen could attract the attention of females, potentially leading to romantic entanglements.

 These females, if they are indeed our cousins, are distant relatives.

 Consider these two individuals:

 - Two Hive Harrys.

 Let us engage in a playful interaction with them.

 Being a Pollen Jock must be a perilous endeavor.

 Indeed, I once encountered a bear that pinned me against a mushroom. It had a paw firmly on my throat, while the other paw slapped me repeatedly.

 - Oh, my!

 - I never anticipated overpowering him.

 What were your actions during this incident?

 Attempting to notify the authorities.

 I am willing to autograph that.

 The weather conditions today have been quite gusty, comrades.

 Indeed, they have been.

 Tomorrow, we will embark on a journey to a sunflower patch located six miles from our current location.

 - Six miles, huh?

 - Barry!

 This excursion may entail puddle jumping, but I am uncertain if you are inclined to participate.

 - Perhaps I am.

 - You are not!

 We will depart at 0900 hours from J-Gate. What are your thoughts, buzzy-boy? Are you sufficiently equipped for this task?

 I may possess the necessary abilities. However, the significance of 0900 remains uncertain.

 Hello, Honex!

 Father, you have unexpectedly arrived.

 Do you possess the freedom to choose your own interests?

 - Indeed, there are numerous options available.

 - Nevertheless, you are limited to a single choice.

 Do you ever experience a sense of monotony in performing the same routine daily?

 Son, allow me to enlighten you about the art of stirring. You grasp the stick and move it in a rhythmic motion, creating a harmonious blend. It is a truly captivating experience.

 You know, father, upon further contemplation, I am beginning to question whether the honey field aligns with my aspirations.

 - Were you considering pursuing a career in balloon animal creation?

 That would be an unsuitable occupation for an individual with a stinger.

 Janet, Barry is uncertain about his future in honey production.

 - Barry, your occasional humor can be quite amusing.

 - I do not intend to be humorous.

 Your jesting is not amusing; you are destined to become a stirrer. Our son, the master of stirring!

 - Will you be a stirrer?

 - No one is listening to me!

 Prepare to witness the remarkable collection of sticks I possess.

 I am capable of uttering any remark at this juncture. I intend to acquire an ant tattoo.

 Let us celebrate by opening some honey.

 Perhaps I will consider piercing my thorax or shaving my antennae.

 Embark on a new adventure with a grasshopper. Acquire a gold tooth and adopt the moniker “dawg” for all interactions.

 I am filled with pride.

 Today marks the commencement of our work.

 Be prepared, as the most desirable positions have already been allocated.

 Your skepticism is unfounded.

 Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

 - Is it still available?

 - Patience, my friend. Two remain.

 One of these positions is yours. Congratulations! Step aside.

 - What have you chosen?

 - Picking crud out. An excellent selection.

 Indeed!

 Are there any newcomers joining us?

 Yes, sir. Our inaugural day is upon us. We are fully prepared.

 Make your selection.

 - Would you like to proceed first?

 - No, you shall go.

 Oh, my. What positions remain?

 The restroom attendant’s position is currently vacant, contrary to your expectations.

 - Is there any possibility of securing the Krelman position?

 - Affirmative. You are now on the list.

 Regrettably, the Krelman position has closed.

 The wax monkey position is always open.

 The Krelman position has reopened.

 What transpired?

 A bee has perished, creating an opening. Behold its demise. Another demise. Mortality is an inescapable reality.

 This task proves arduous.

 Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what counsel would you offer? Barry? Barry!

 All right, we have secured the sunflower patch in quadrant nine.

 Where are you?

 - I am departing.

 - Departing where?

 - Out there.

 - Oh, no!

 I must depart before embarking on a lifetime of work.

 You will perish! You are insane! Hello?

 Another call is inbound.

 If anyone possesses the courage, there is a Korean deli on 83rd that receives their roses today.

 Attention, team.

 - Observe that.

 - Is that the youth we encountered yesterday?

 Halt, son. The flight deck is restricted.

 It is acceptable, Lou. We will transport him.

 Indeed? Do you feel fortunate?

 Sign here, here. Kindly initial those lines.

 - Thank you.

 - Very well.

 Today, a rain advisory has been issued, and as you are aware, bees are unable to fly in inclement weather. Therefore, it is imperative that you exercise caution. As always, be vigilant and monitor your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears, and bats. Additionally, there have been several reports of root beer being spilled on us. As a result, Murphy has been confined to a home due to its intoxication, emitting a high-pitched cicada-like sound.

 This situation is indeed distressing.

 For your information, rookies, it is crucial to adhere to bee law number one: refrain from communicating with humans. Launch positions have been finalized.

 Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

 Black and yellow!

 Hello!

 Are you prepared for this, young beekeeper?

 Indeed, I am. Bring it on!

 Wind conditions are favorable.

 - Antennae are functioning correctly.

 - Nectar reserves are sufficient.

 - Wings are fully functional.

 - Stinger is operational.

 - Fear has not diminished.

 Alright, ladies, let us commence our work. Efficiently pollinate the petunias, striped stem-suckers. All of you, ensure that the flowers are thoroughly drained.

 I have successfully exited the hive. I am astounded by the sensation of freedom and exhilaration. It is akin to flying on a box kite. The flowers are captivating.

 This is Blue Leader. We have visual confirmation of roses. Bring the kite around to approximately 30 degrees and maintain that position.

 Roses!

 30 degrees, Roger. Rotating the kite.

 Assume a position to the side, young apprentice. The kite possesses considerable thrust.

 That is an exceptionally efficient nectar collector.

 - Have you ever witnessed pollination in close proximity?

 - No, sir.

 I collect pollen here and distribute it to various locations. Perhaps a small amount over there, a pinch on that one. Observe the efficacy of this process.

 That is remarkable. Why do we engage in such activities?

 The purpose is to facilitate pollination. Increased pollen production leads to an abundance of flowers, nectar, and ultimately, honey for our colony.

 Indeed, it is a remarkable process.

 I have accumulated a significant quantity of bright yellow pollen. It is possible that daisies are involved. Do we not require these flowers for pollination?

 Please confirm the visual observation.

 Hold on. One of these flowers appears to be in motion.

 Are you certain? You are reporting a moving flower?

 Indeed.

 That was remarkable. What is it?

 I am uncertain, but I am captivated by its color.

 It possesses a pleasant aroma, although it is distinct from that of a flower.

 Indeed, it is fuzzy.

 It has a chemical composition.

 Exercise caution, team. It is quite grasping.

 My esteemed colleague, the beekeeper!

 Candy-brain, disperse immediately!

 This situation poses a significant risk.

 Affirmative.

 The proximity is perilous.

 Pain is imminent.

 My son, the beekeeper.

 Your position is precarious, novice!

 Prepare to be struck by the bee’s projectile.

 Assistance is required!

 I do not believe these are flowers.

 Should we inform him?

 I suspect he is aware.

 What is this abomination?

 Match point!

 Prepare to depart, my dear, as you are about to be consumed.

 Aghast!

 Repulsive.

 A bee has infiltrated our vehicle!

 Intervene!

 I am driving!

 Greetings, bee.

 He has returned!

 He intends to sting me!

 Remain immobile. If you do not move, he will not sting you. Freeze!

 He blinked!

 Spray it, Granny!

 What are you doing?

 The tension here is palpable. I must return home.

 Refusal to fly in rain.

 Refusal to fly in rain.

 Refusal to fly in rain.

 Mayday! Mayday! The bee is descending!

 Ken, please close the window.

 Ken, please close the window.

 Please review my new resume. I have transformed it into a fold-out brochure. Observe the folding mechanism.

 Oh, no. More humans. I am at my limit.

 What was that?

 Perhaps this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This… Drapes! That is malevolent.

 It is an exceptional device that incorporates all of my unique abilities, including my top ten favorite films.

 However, the number one film on the list is not Star Wars.

 I do not particularly enjoy that genre of film.

 This is likely why we should not engage in communication with them. They appear to be severely delusional.

 Upon leaving a job interview, they are astounded by my responses and cannot comprehend my statements.

 Perhaps the sun could serve as a means of escape.

 However, I do not recall seeing a large 75 on the sun.

 I accurately predicted global warming, perceiving a gradual increase in temperature. Initially, I believed this was merely a personal perception.

 Hold on! Stop! Bee!

 Retreat. These are winter boots.

 Halt! Do not harm him!

 You are aware that I am allergic to these boots. This entity could prove fatal to me.

 Why does his life hold less value than yours?

 Why does his life hold any less value than mine? Is that your assertion?

 I am merely stating that all life possesses inherent value. You are unaware of the emotional depth he may experience.

 My brochure!

 There you go, young man.

 I am not intimidated by him. It is an allergic reaction.

 Incorporate this information into your resume.

 My entire face may swell.

 Consider adding this to your list of special skills.

 Knocking someone unconscious is also a specialized skill.

 Indeed. Until next week, Vanessa. Thank you.

 - Vanessa, would you like to join me for yogurt night next week?

 - Certainly, Ken. It is up to you.

 - You could add carob chips to your yogurt.

 - Goodbye.

 - It is purported to contain fewer calories.

 - Goodbye.

 In a moment of profound gratitude, I must express my indebtedness to an extraordinary individual who saved my life. Despite the gravity of the situation, I find myself compelled to recount this remarkable encounter.

 As I grapple with the surreal nature of this experience, I am confronted with the daunting task of communicating with a bee. The laws of nature dictate that bees are not permitted to engage in verbal discourse with humans, yet I am compelled to defy these conventions.

 With trepidation, I address the bee, expressing my sincere apologies. To my astonishment, the bee responds, confirming my presence. This unexpected exchange has left me bewildered, yet I am compelled to continue this extraordinary conversation.

 As I grapple with the implications of this encounter, I am reminded of my upbringing and the ingrained values that have shaped my behavior. In a moment of vulnerability, I express my gratitude, acknowledging the pivotal role that this bee has played in my life.

 Despite the surreal circumstances, I am determined to make the most of this extraordinary opportunity. I extend an invitation to the bee to join me for a cup of coffee, a gesture that I hope will not be perceived as an intrusion.

 To my surprise, the bee accepts my offer, and we embark on a brief conversation about the nature of coffee and the wonders of the human experience. As we engage in this unexpected dialogue, I am reminded of the profound impact that even the most ordinary interactions can have on our lives.

 In conclusion, I express my deepest gratitude to the bee who has saved my life. This extraordinary encounter has left an indelible mark on my soul, reminding me of the interconnectedness of all living beings and the profound impact that even the most unexpected interactions can have on our lives.

 - Have some.

 - No, I am unable to.

 - Come on!

 I am attempting to reduce my microgram intake by a few.

 - Where?

 - These stripes are ineffective.

 You appear well-dressed.

 I am uncertain if you are knowledgeable about fashion.

 Are you in distress?

 No.

 He is making the tie in the taxi as they ascend Madison Avenue. He finally arrives. He ascends the steps into the church. The wedding is underway. He exclaims, “Watermelon? I believed you had mentioned Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?”

 Is that a bee joke?

 That is the type of humor we engage in.

 Indeed, it is distinct.

 So, what will Barry do?

 Regarding work? I am uncertain. I wish to contribute to the hive, but I cannot comply with their demands.

 I understand your predicament.

 - You do?

 - Affirmative.

 My parents intended for me to pursue a career as a lawyer or a physician, but my aspiration was to become a florist.

 - Indeed?

 - My sole interest lies in flowers.

 Our new queen was recently elected with the same campaign slogan.

 Incidentally, if you observe… There is my hive right there. Behold it!

 You are currently in Sheep Meadow!

 Indeed! I am situated near the Turtle Pond.

 Unbelievable! I am familiar with that area. I once misplaced a toe ring there.

 - Why do women adorn their toes with rings?

 - Why not?

 - It is akin to placing a hat on one’s knee.

 - Perhaps I will attempt that.

 - Are you in good health, ma’am?

 - Indeed. I am well.

 I am merely enjoying two cups of coffee.

 Nonetheless, this has been a delightful experience. Thank you for the coffee.

 It is no trouble at all.

 I apologize for not being able to complete it. If I had, I would be burdened with the task for the remainder of my life.

 Are you…?

 May I take a portion of this with me?

 Certainly! Here, have a crumb.

 - Thank you.

 - You are welcome.

 Certainly.

 Very well. In that case, I suppose we will see each other around. Or perhaps not.

 Barry,

 Thank you once again for your assistance.

 Regarding the previous matter, it was merely an incident.

 This endeavor is highly improbable.

 He is prepared for departure. We may as well proceed.

 Dave, release the parachute.

 The experience was extraordinary.

 It was both terrifying and exhilarating.

 Humans! I am astounded that you coexisted with humans. These colossal and intimidating beings! What were their characteristics?

 They are imposing and eccentric. They engage in peculiar speech patterns and consume enormous, unusual sustenance. They drive vehicles that are equally peculiar.

 - Do they resort to violence, as depicted in television programs?

 - Some do. However, not all.

 - How did you return?

 - Poodle.

 You have accomplished your objective. You have witnessed your desired spectacle. You have acquired your “experience.” Consequently, you may select a profession and resume a conventional lifestyle.

 - Well…

 - What is it?

 - I have encountered an individual.

 You have? Was she… bee-like?

 - A wasp?! Your parents will be incensed!

 - No, no, no. It was not a wasp.

 - Spider?

 - I am not attracted to spiders.

 I acknowledge that it is a highly sought-after phenomenon, characterized by its eight legs. However, I find the visage repulsive.

 Who is she?

 She is… human.

 No, no. That is a bee law. You would not violate a bee law.

 - Her name is Vanessa.

 - Oh, dear.

 She is amiable and possesses a profession as a florist.

 Oh, no! You are now in a relationship with a human florist!

 We are not engaged.

 You are flying outside the hive, conversing with humans who assault our dwellings with power washers and M-80s. One-eighth of a stick of dynamite!

 She saved my life and comprehends my nature.

 This is concluded.

 Consume this.

 This is not over! What was that?

 - They refer to it as a crumb.

 - It was exceptionally stinging and striped!

 However, that is not what they consume. That is what detaches from their food.

 - Are you familiar with the concept of a Cinnabon?

 - No.

 It is a pastry made from bread, cinnamon, and frosting. They heat it to a high temperature.

 - Please sit down!

 …it is extremely hot!

 - Listen carefully!

 We are not like them. We are distinct. There is us and there is them.

 Yes, but who can deny the heart’s yearning?

 There is no yearning. Cease yearning. Listen to me! You must begin to think strategically, my friend. Strategic thinking!

 - Strategic thinking.
 - Strategic thinking.
 Strategic thinking! Strategic thinking! Strategic thinking!

 There he is. He is in the pool.

 You understand your predicament, Barry?

 I must begin to think strategically?

 How much longer will this persist?

 It has been three days! Why are you not working?

 I have numerous significant life decisions to consider.

 What life? You have no life! You have no job. You are barely a bee!

 Would it be detrimental to produce a small quantity of honey?

 Barry, please come out. Your father is speaking to you. Martin, would you engage in conversation with him?

 Barry, I am speaking to you!

 Are you present?

 Do you have everything?

 Are you prepared?

 Proceed. I will catch up.

 Do not be excessively delayed.

 Observe this!

 Vanessa!

 - We are still here.

 - I admonished you not to yell at him. He does not respond to yelling!

 - Then why do you yell at me?

 - Because you are unresponsive!

 I am not listening to this.

 Apologies, but I must depart.

 - Where are you departing to?

 - I am meeting a friend.

 Is this the reason for your indecisiveness?

 Farewell.

 I trust she possesses bee-like characteristics.

 Do they annually host a grand floral parade in Pasadena?

 To be a part of the Tournament of Roses is an aspiration shared by many florists. The opportunity to be displayed on a float amidst a vibrant floral display and the cheers of the crowd is truly a dream come true.

 However, a tournament involving roses competing in athletic events is purely hypothetical.

 In response to this question, I pose a hypothetical scenario: why don’t bees travel extensively?

 The answer is that it is an exhausting endeavor. In contrast, running is a more efficient mode of transportation.

 I acknowledge this perspective and now present my own question: why does TiVo not exist?

 The absence of TiVo is remarkable.

 We do possess Hivo, but it is a malady that causes immense suffering.

 I am deeply concerned about your well-being.

 Indeed, bees possess a natural desire to sting perceived threats.

 However, we exercise restraint and refrain from stinging unless provoked, as it can be fatal to us.

 Therefore, it is imperative that we maintain composure and control our emotions.

 Anger, jealousy, and lust are all emotions that we must manage carefully.

 Physical actions such as kicking a wall, taking a walk, writing an angry letter, and discarding it can serve as effective outlets for these emotions.

 I am relieved to hear that you are in good health.

 However, I am still perplexed by your behavior.

 It appears that you are under the influence of a substance.

 The presence of a Pic ’N’ Save circular suggests that you may have consumed a circular containing a substance.

 The circular contained approximately ten pages, with a maximum limit of seventy-five pages.

 Your proficiency in managing these circulars is truly impressive.

 I regret to inform you that I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.

 I understand your grief.

 The item in question appears to be a circular featuring the image of Ray Liotta.

 Is he the actor?

 I am unfamiliar with his work.

 Why is this circular here?

 The purpose of the circular is for human consumption. We consume the contents of the circular.

 Do you lack sufficient food sources?

 Indeed, we do.

 How do we obtain food?

 Bees produce it.

 - I am aware of the manufacturer of this product, and it is a labor-intensive process involving heating, cooling, and stirring. A specialized Krelman apparatus is necessary.

 - This product is organic.

 - It is our organic product.

 It is simply honey, Barry.

 What?! Bees are unaware of this! This is an act of theft. You have taken our homes, schools, and hospitals! This is all we have, and it is now for sale?! I will uncover the truth. I will uncover the truth about this!

 Hello, Hector.

 - Are you nearly finished?

 - Almost.

 I sense his presence. Well, I suppose I will return home now and leave this delectable honey out, unattended.

 You have been apprehended, my friend!

 I had a feeling. You can speak!

 I can speak, and now you will begin to talk!

 From where are you obtaining this sweet substance? Who is your supplier?

 I am perplexed. I believed we were friends.

 The last thing we wish to do is disturb bees!

 It is too late! This is now ours!

 You, sir, have crossed a dangerous path!

 You, sir, will become lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!

 From where is the honey coming? Tell me where!

 Honey Farms! It originates from Honey Farms!

 Fool!

 What calamity has befallen these individuals? These faces have never experienced such a shock. Now they are on a perilous journey to nowhere!

 Remain still.

 What?! Are you not deceased?

 Do I appear deceased? They will eliminate any movement. Where are you headed?

 To Honey Farms. I have uncovered a significant revelation.

 I am journeying to Alaska. Moose blood and other extraordinary substances. It is a mind-boggling experience!

 I am headed to Tacoma.

 - And you?

 - He has indeed passed away.

 Very well.

 Uh-oh!

 - What is that?!

 - Oh no!

 - A wiper with three blades!

 - Three blades?

 Hurry, it’s your only chance, bee!

 Why must everything be so immaculately clean? How much do you people need to perceive? Open your eyes! Extend your head from the window!

 This is a news report from NPR News in Washington. I am Carl Kasell.

 However, refrain from harming any more insects!

 - Bee!

 - The moose blood individual!

 - Do you hear anything?

 - Like what?

 Tiny, shrill screams.

 Turn off the radio.

 Hello, bee boy.

 Look! A row of honey jars, stretching as far as the eye can see.

 Impressive!

 I presume that wherever this truck travels is the source of their honey. After all, it belongs to us.

 - Bees remain vigilant.

 - We are all confined. It is a close-knit community.

 Not us, however. We are solitary. Each mosquito is on its own.

 - What if you encounter trouble?

 - You are a mosquito, so you are in trouble. Nobody tolerates us. They simply swat at us. See a mosquito, swat, swat!

 At least you are out in the world. You must encounter females.

 Mosquito females seek to elevate their social status, mate with moths or dragonflies. Mosquito females do not desire other mosquitoes.

 You must be jesting!

 Mooseblood is about to depart! Farewell, bee!

 - Hello, everyone!

 - Mooseblood!

 I anticipated encountering you here. Did you bring your peculiar straw?

 We encase it in jars, affix a label, and it generates substantial profit.

 What is this establishment?

 A bee possesses a brain the size of a pinhead.

 They are indeed pinheads!

 Pinhead.

 - Observe the new smoker.

 - Oh, delightful. That is the smoker you desire.

 The Thomas 3000!

 Smoker?

 Ninety puffs per minute, semi-automatic. Double the nicotine, all the tar. A few breaths of this and they are knocked out. They produce the honey, while we profit from it.

 “They produce the honey, while we profit from it”? Oh, my! What is transpiring? Are you well?

 Yes, it is a fleeting situation.

 Do you realize you are in a fabricated hive with fabricated walls?

 Our queen was relocated here, and we had no alternative.

 Is this your queen? That is an individual dressed in women’s attire! It appears to be a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There are hundreds of them!

 Bee honey.

 Our honey is being audaciously pilfered on an unprecedented scale!

 This is more egregious than anything bears have ever done! I intend to take action.

 Oh, Barry, cease your actions.

 Who informed you that humans are appropriating our honey? That is a rumor.

 Do these appear to be rumors?

 This constitutes a conspiracy theory. These photographs are undoubtedly doctored. How did you become entangled in this matter?

 He has been conversing with humans.

 - What?

 - Conversing with humans?!

 He has a human girlfriend, and they engage in physical affection.

 Physical affection? Barry!

 We do not engage in such behavior.

 - You harbor desires for such behavior.

 - Whose allegiance do you align with?

 The bees!

 I once had a romantic relationship with a cricket in San Antonio. Those exuberant legs kept me awake throughout the night.

 Barry, this is the path you wish to pursue in your life?

 I aspire to pursue this path for the entirety of our lives. No one works harder than bees!

 Father, I recall you returning home so exhausted that your hands were still vibrating. You were unable to cease.

 I vividly remember that incident.

 What right do they possess to our honey? We consume only two cups annually. They incorporate it into lip balm for no apparent reason whatsoever!

 Even if the truth is revealed, what can a solitary bee accomplish?

 Inflict severe pain in a vulnerable location.

 The eye!

 - That would be excruciating.

 - No.

 Up the nose? That is an exceptionally painful sensation.

 There is only one place where you can sting humans, a location where it truly matters.

 Hive at Five, the hive’s sole full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung.

 - Good evening. I am Bob Bumble.

 - And I am Jeanette Chung.

 A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to file a lawsuit against the human race for the unauthorized theft of our honey, its subsequent packaging, and its subsequent profit. Tomorrow evening on Bee Larry King, we will have three former queens in our studio, discussing their forthcoming book, Classy Ladies, which will be released this week on Hexagon. This evening, we will be speaking with Barry Benson.

 Have you ever considered the notion that, as a child from the hive, you lack the necessary capabilities to undertake this endeavor?

 Bees have never been hesitant to challenge the status quo. Consider Bee Columbus, Bee Gandhi, or Bejesus.

 In my region, we would never consider suing humans. Instead, we envisioned engaging in stickball or visiting candy stores.

 May I inquire about your age?

 The bee community is wholeheartedly supporting you in this case, which will undoubtedly be the trial of the century.

 You are aware that there is a Larry King in the human world as well.

 It is a common name. Next week…

 He bears a striking resemblance to you and hosts a show, wears suspenders, and adorns himself with colored dots.

 Next week…

 He will be wearing glasses, displaying quotations from the guest, even though you just heard them.

 Bear Week next week! They are formidable, hairy creatures who reside in our midst.

 Always inclined forward, with pointed shoulders and squinty eyes, they exhibit a distinctly Jewish appearance.

 In the realm of tennis, the principle of exploiting an opponent’s vulnerabilities holds significant weight.

 This observation originates from my grandmother, Ken, who is an esteemed figure at the age of 81.

 Her backhand possesses a notable weakness, which presents an opportunity for exploitation. However, I refrain from taking advantage of this vulnerability.

 Please maintain silence, as there are genuine matters at hand.

 - Is that the same bee?

 - Indeed, it is.

 I am currently engaged in a legal proceeding on behalf of this bee against the human race.

 - Hello.

 - Hello, bee.

 This is Ken.

 I recall your previous encounter with me. You were wearing Timberland size ten and a half boots with a Vibram sole, correct?

 Why do you choose to speak again?

 Very well, but please proceed with haste, as we are deeply engrossed in our work.

 Despite this, it is important to note that we have a scheduled yogurt evening.

 Why does yogurt night prove to be such a challenge?

 You are a dear friend. You and your companion have been diligently working for an extended period.

 Indeed, Adam has been an invaluable asset to our endeavors.

 - Frosting…

 - How many sugars should I use?

 I opt for a single sugar, as I endeavor to avoid relying on artificial sweeteners.

 Therefore, I am surprised that you are assisting me.

 Bees possess admirable qualities.

 Your presence serves as a distraction from the demands of my shop.

 Instead of flowers, people are now presenting balloon bouquets.

 These are acceptable, provided that the recipient is of a suitable age, typically three years old.

 Furthermore, artificial flowers elicit a profound sense of displeasure within me.

 Bees must harbor intense animosity towards such artificial creations.

 Nothing surpasses the agony of a daffodil that has undergone cosmetic alterations.

 Perhaps this legal action can partially compensate for such injustices.

 - This lawsuit holds considerable significance.

 - Indeed, it does.

 Are you certain that you wish to pursue this course of action?

 Am I certain? Upon the successful resolution of this matter, humans will no longer be able to utter the phrase “Honey, I’m home” without paying a royalty.

 The current scene in downtown Manhattan, where the world eagerly awaits, is a testament to this historic event. For the first time, we will witness the veracity of a honeybee’s ability to communicate.

 Barry, what on earth have we undertaken?

 The implications of this endeavor are profound.

 I find it astonishing that individuals engage in leisurely activities during the workday.

 Do you believe that billion-dollar multinational food corporations possess competent legal representation?

 It is imperative that we remain vigilant and secure behind the designated barriers.

 - I am experiencing a sense of tranquility at this moment.

 If it is not the esteemed Bee Team,

 May I inquire if you have been involved in this matter?

 All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presides.

 Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry, is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you are representing the five food companies collectively?

 On behalf of the collective,

 Mr. Benson, you are representing all the bees of the world?

 I jest. Yes, Your Honor, we are prepared to proceed.

 Mr. Montgomery, may you commence your opening statement?

 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a virtuous woman. Born on a farm, she held the belief that it was humanity’s divine right to derive sustenance from the natural bounty bestowed upon us by the Creator. If Mr. Benson’s hypothetical world were to materialize, consider the implications. I would be compelled to engage in negotiations with the silkworm to obtain the elastic for my undergarments. This notion of a talking bee is perplexing. How can we be certain that it is not a holographic illusion conjured by a Hollywood wizard? They may employ laser beams, robotics, ventriloquism, or even cloning techniques. For all we know, Mr. Benson may be under the influence of anabolic steroids.

 Mr. Benson?

 Ladies and gentlemen, there is no deception here. I am merely an ordinary bee. Honey holds immense significance for me and all bees. We have invented it, crafted it, and fiercely protect it with our lives. Regrettably, there are individuals within this room who believe they can seize it from us due to our perceived vulnerability. I trust that after this matter concludes, you will comprehend the profound impact of taking our honey, not only depriving us of our resources but also our very essence.

 I find it commendable that Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden chooses to dress in such a refined manner.

 Call your first witness.

 Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, a prominent corporation.

 Indeed.

 I understand that you also own Honeyburton and Honron.

 Yes, these entities provide beekeepers for our farms.

 Beekeeper. The term “beekeeper” is rather unsettling to me. I presume you do not employ any “bee-free-ers,” do you?

 - No.

 - I was unable to comprehend your response.

 - No.

 - No.

 This is because you do not liberate bees; you maintain them. Furthermore, it appears that you have chosen a bear as an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

 Bears are indeed endearing creatures. Characters such as Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, and Build-A-Bear are well-known.

 However, bears are known to prey upon bees. How would you feel if a bear were to crash through your living room, bite into your couch, or spit out your throw pillows? I believe it is sufficient to express my dissatisfaction and request that Mr. Sting be removed from the premises.

 Mr. Sting, thank you for your presence. Your name intrigues me.

 - Where have I encountered it before?

 - I was a member of the musical group The Police.

 However, it is important to note that you have never held the position of a police officer.

 No, I have not.

 No, you have not. Consequently, we have yet another instance of bee culture being appropriated by a human for superficial entertainment purposes.

 Please, let us not engage in such trivialities.

 Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? I feel a slight sting myself, Mr. Gordon M. Sumner.

 Is that your true name? How utterly deceptive!

 Mr. Liotta, first, congratulations on your Emmy Award for your guest appearance on ER in 2005.

 Thank you.

 I have reviewed your resume, and I must say, you possess an undeniable physical attractiveness, coupled with an inner turmoil that suggests a potential for explosive behavior.

 I find fulfillment in my work. Is that a crime?

 Not yet, but is this the ultimate outcome for you?

 Exploiting these vulnerable insects to avoid rehearsing and memorizing your lines?

 Watch it, Benson! I am capable of such an outburst at any moment!

 This individual lacks the moral compass of a true gentleman. He is a menace!

 Why does no one step forward and silence this abomination?

 Order in this court!

 You are all perceiving the truth!

 Order! Order, I command!

 - Repeat!

 - Mr. Liotta, please take your seat.

 I find it rather commendable that the bear intervened in this matter.

 I believe the jury is in our favor.

 Are we complying with all legal requirements?

 I am a florist.

 Indeed. Well, here’s to a successful team.

 To a successful team!

 Hello,

 - Ken

 - Hello,

 I was under the impression you would not be joining us.

 No, I was merely tardy. I attempted to contact you, but my battery was depleted.

 I was determined not to let this opportunity go to waste, so I reached out to Barry. Fortunately, he was available.

 Oh, that was fortunate.

 There is a small quantity remaining. I could reheat it.

 Certainly, you may reheat it, if you wish.

 I understand that you are an accomplished tennis player. However, I must admit that I am not particularly fond of the sport. The ball tends to be rather slippery.

 That is where I typically sit. Right there.

 Ken, Barry has reviewed your resume and concurred with my assessment that proficiency in using chopsticks is not a particularly noteworthy skill.

 Do you believe I am unaware of your actions?

 I am cognizant of the challenges you face in securing employment. We share this common experience.

 Do we?

 Bees enjoy a 100% employment rate, while we engage in tasks such as waste disposal.

 That is precisely what I intend to pursue.

 Hello Ken,

 I have permitted Barry to borrow your razor for his facial hair. I trust this arrangement was satisfactory.

 I intend to drain the old stinger.

 Please assist me with this task.

 Observe the state of the stinger.

 Ken, I have reached my limit with your manipulative tactics.

 - What is that?

 - Italian Vogue.

 The volume of pages is substantial.

 Numerous advertisements are present.

 Recall Van’s assertion regarding the disparity in the value of our lives.

 Regrettably, I cannot recall this statement at this time. I believe there is an unpleasant odor emanating from the vicinity.

 I find the scent of flowers to be more agreeable.

 How do you perceive the aroma of flames?

 It is not as appealing to me.

 A water bug! I am refraining from taking sides.

 Ken, I am currently wearing a Chapstick hat. This behavior is unacceptable.

 I am experiencing difficulties. Well, well, well, a royal flush!

 - You are deceptive.

 - Am I?

 Surf’s up, my friend!

 Poo water!

 That vessel is rather impressive.

 However, the yellow rings are unsightly.

 Kenneth, what are you doing?

 You are unaware that I do not consume honey.

 We must engage in a conversation.

 He is merely a bee.

 Incidentally, he is one of the most amiable bees I have encountered in some time.

 Long time? What are you referring to? Are there other insects in your life?

 No, but there are other matters that concern me in life, and you are one of them.

 Very well. We shall discuss talking bees and refrain from our scheduled yogurt evening.

 My emotional state is severely depleted from navigating this emotional roller coaster.

 Goodbye, Ken.

 For your information,

 I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners manufactured by humans.

 I apologize for any inconvenience caused.

 I acknowledge that it may have an aftertaste, but I find it enjoyable.

 I have always sensed a barrier between Ken and me, and I have been unable to overcome it.

 Are you prepared for the trial?

 I believe Mr. Montgomery is nearing the end of his creative impulses.

 We propose that Mr. Barry Benson Bee be brought to the witness stand.

 An excellent suggestion! You can clearly discern why he is widely regarded as an exceptional legal professional.

 Indeed.

 Layton, you must employ your persuasive skills with this jury to ensure a favorable outcome.

 Do not be concerned. The sole action required to redirect the jury’s perception is to remind them of their negative sentiments towards bees.

 - Do you have the tweezers?

 - Are you allergic?

 Only to defeat, my son. Only to defeat.

 Mr. Benson Bee, I would like to inquire about the nature of your relationship with the woman in question.

 We are friends.

 Are these friendships of a close nature? Do you reside in the same household?

 Hold on a moment.

 Are you her offspring?

 I have viewed a few bee documentaries. From my understanding, does your queen give birth to all of the bee offspring?

 Yes, but…

 Therefore, those are not your biological parents!

 Oh, Barry…

 Yes, they are!

 Please, hold me back!

 Are you, in fact, an illegitimate bee?

 He is denouncing bees!

 Do you engage in incestuous relationships with your cousins?

 Objection!

 I intend to restrain this individual!

 Adam, please refrain from your actions. This is his desire.

 Oh, I have been struck! Oh, the agony! I have been felled by a winged creature of destruction! You see? You cannot treat them as equals! They are striped savages! Stinging is their sole mode of communication! It is their way of life!

 - Adam, remain steadfast.

 - I am experiencing numbness in my legs.

 What benevolent deity will descend upon me to alleviate the poison coursing through my veins?

 I will restore order in this court. Order!

 Order, please!

 The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a dramatic turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal representatives administered a sting to Layton T. Montgomery.

 - Hello,

 - Hello.

 Is there significant pain?

 Yes.

 I… I have jeopardized the entire case.

 It is inconsequential, however. What matters is your survival. You could have perished.

 I would be better off deceased. Observe my state. They acquired the venom from the cafeteria downstairs, concealed within a tuna sandwich.

 Behold, a small remnant of celery remains on the sandwich.

 What was the sensation of stinging someone?

 I am unable to provide an adequate explanation. It was all a surge of adrenaline, followed by an overwhelming sense of euphoria!

 Very well.

 Do you believe this was all a ploy?

 Certainly. I apologize. I inadvertently led us into this predicament. What were we thinking? Consider our insignificant stature in the grand scheme of things. What fate awaits us if the humans emerge victorious?

 I am uncertain.

 I have heard that roaches are accommodated in motels. This does not sound particularly dire.

 Adam, they check in, but they are never checked out!

 Oh, my goodness!

 Could you please request a nurse to close the window?

 - Why?

 - The smoke.

 Bees do not smoke.

 Indeed, bees do not smoke. Bees do not smoke! However, some bees are smoking. That is our case!

 Is it? Is it over?

 Prepare to dress. I must depart for an urgent matter.

 Upon your return to the court, employ any means necessary to delay proceedings.

 Assuming you have executed these steps correctly, you are now prepared for the tub.

 Mr. Flayman,

 Yes, Your Honor? Yes, Your Honor!

 Where is the remainder of your team?

 Well, Your Honor, it is an intriguing matter. Bees are trained to fly erratically, resulting in a lack of punctuality. I have an amusing anecdote to share…

 Your Honor, have these frivolous insects consumed an excessive amount of this court’s valuable time? How much longer shall we tolerate these absurdities? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my esteemed clients, who operate legitimate enterprises. I move for the complete dismissal of this entire case!

 Mr. Flayman, I regret to inform you that I must consider Mr. Montgomery’s motion.

 However, you cannot prevail! We possess a compelling case.

 Where is your evidence? Where is the incontrovertible proof? Present me with the smoking gun!

 Hold your horses, Your Honor! You desire a smoking gun? Behold!

 What is that?

 It is a bee smoker!

 What, this? This innocuous contraption? It poses no threat to a bee, let alone a human.

 Observe the fate of bees who have never been asked, “Smoking or non?” Is this the natural progression for us? To be compulsively addicted to smoke machines and artificial wooden slat work camps? To live our lives as honey slaves to the white man?

 - What recourse do we have?

 - He is employing the species card.

 Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you to liberate these bees! Liberate the bees! Liberate the bees! Liberate the bees! Liberate the bees! Liberate the bees!

 The court finds in favor of the bees!

 Vanessa, we have emerged victorious!

 I knew you possessed the necessary abilities. Pat me on the back!

 Apologies.

 I am well. You understand the significance of this outcome?

 All the honey will now be rightfully claimed by the bees. Consequently, we shall no longer be compelled to exert ourselves to such an extent.

 Benson, this is an egregious disruption of the natural order. You will regret this decision.

 Barry, how much honey is available?

 Very well. We will proceed sequentially.

 Barry, may I inquire as to your attire?

 My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I am currently unclothed.

 - What if Montgomery’s assertion is accurate?

 - What do you mean by that?

 We have coexisted with bees for an extended period of 27 million years.

 Congratulations on your victory. What demands will you make as a settlement?

 Firstly, we will demand the immediate cessation of all bee-related work camps. Secondly, we demand the return of all honey that was rightfully ours to begin with, every last drop. Furthermore, we demand an end to the demeaning portrayal of the bear as anything more than a repulsive, emitting, and foul-smelling creature. We are fully aware of its actions within the woodland.

 Awaiting my signal, proceed with the elimination of Barry.

 He will experience temporary nausea, but he will recover fully.

 Consequently, we will no longer tolerate derogatory nicknames based on his species.

 However, it is important to note that this is merely a stage name!

 Furthermore, we object to the inclusion of honey in fraudulent health products and its use as a garnish in human tea-time snacks.

 (Barry gasps for air)

 Proceed with the extraction.

 Hold it firmly! Excellent.

 Tap it gently.

 Mr. Buzzwell, we have successfully extracted three cups, and there are ample reserves remaining.

 - I propose that we cease honey production immediately.

 - Cease honey production? We have never undertaken such an action.

 Shut down honey production!

 Halt all honey-related activities!

 Turn the key, sir!

 What course of action should we now take?

 Cannonball!

 We have initiated the shutdown of honey production.

 Mission aborted.

 Aborting the pollination and nectar extraction operations. Returning to our base.

 Adam, you would not believe the abundance of honey that exists.

 Indeed?

 What transpired? Where are all the bees?

 - Are they celebrating?

 - They have returned home.

 They are uncertain of their next move. Some are resting, while others are sleeping. I have heard that your Uncle Carl is en route to San Antonio with a cricket.

 At least we have secured our honey supply.

 Occasionally, I ponder the significance of human appreciation for our honey. Who could resist its allure? It is an unparalleled delicacy. I was filled with enthusiasm for the opportunity to contribute to its creation. This was my new workspace, my new role. I aspired to excel in this endeavor. However, the circumstances have changed.

 I am perplexed by their unhappiness. I anticipated that their lives would improve. They are idle. It is remarkable. Honey has a profound impact on individuals.

 Do you comprehend the situation?

 - What did you intend to demonstrate to me?

 - This.

 What transpired here?

 That is merely a fraction of the truth.

 Oh, no. Oh, my.

 They are all withering.

 Does it not appear dire?

 No.

 Whose responsibility do you attribute to this?

 I speculate that bees are to blame.

 Bees?

 Specifically, myself.

 I did not anticipate that bees’ absence from honey production would affect these matters.

 It is not limited to flowers. Fruits and vegetables also require bees.

 Our entire SAT examination is encapsulated in this.

 Remove produce, and the entire animal kingdom will be adversely affected. Subsequently, of course…

 The human species?

 Therefore, if there is no more pollination, the entire region may descend into chaos, could it not?

 I acknowledge that this is also partially my fault.

 How about a suicide pact?

 How do we execute it?

 - I will sting you, and you will step on me.

 - That results in your double demise.

 Indeed.

 Listen, Barry… I must apologize. I felt compelled to speak. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you departing? Where are you bound?

 To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They have relocated it to this weekend due to the withering of the flowers. It is the final opportunity I will ever have to witness it.

 Vanessa, I wish to express my sincere apologies. I never intended for this outcome to occur.

 I understand. Neither did I.

 Tournament of Roses. Roses are incapable of athleticism. Wait a moment. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?!

 Barry?

 - Roses are flowers!

 Indeed, they are.

 Flowers, bees, and pollen.

 I understand. That is why this is the final parade.

 Perhaps not. Could you kindly request him to slow down?

 Could you please slow down?

 Barry!

 Oh, dear. I have made a grave error. This is a complete disaster, and I am solely responsible.

 Yes, it is.

 I have irreparably damaged the planet. I intended to assist you with the flower shop, but I have only worsened the situation.

 Regrettably, it is now completely closed.

 I had assumed you were undergoing renovations. However, I have an alternative idea, which surpasses my previous concepts combined.

 I implore you to refrain from expressing your displeasure.

 Undoubtedly, the roses possess pollen. I am intimately familiar with every bee, plant, and flower bud within this park. All that remains is to retrieve what they have with what we possess.

 - Bees
 - Park
 - Pollen
 - Flowers
 - Repollination
 - Nationwide

 The Tournament of Roses in Pasadena, California. They are replete with flowers, floats, and cotton candy.

 Security measures will be stringent.

 I have an idea.

 Vanessa Bloome, FTD.

 Official floral business. It is legitimate.

 Apologies, ma’am. Nice brooch.

 Thank you. It was a gift.

 Upon entering, we will select the appropriate float.

 How about “The Princess and the Pea”? I could assume the role of the princess, and you could portray the pea.

 Affirmative.

 - Where shall I be seated?

 - What are you?

 - I believe I am the pea.

 - The pea?

 It is concealed beneath mattresses.

 - Not in this fairy tale, my dear.

 - I will summon the marshal.

 You shall do so! This entire parade is a calamity.

 Let us observe its capabilities.

 Hold on! What are you doing?

 Subsequently, our primary objective is to seamlessly integrate into the surrounding traffic flow, ensuring that we remain inconspicuous and avoid raising any suspicions.

 Upon reaching the airport, our mission becomes fully operational.

 “Security! Hold on!”

 “You and your insect companions are carrying a float?”

 “Affirmative.”

 “Has this float been in your possession throughout the entirety of your journey?”

 “Remove your shoes.”

 “Remove your stinger.”

 “It is an integral part of my anatomy.”

 “I understand. You are merely engaging in a harmless prank. Please enjoy your flight.”

 Fortunately, we anticipate having a sufficient quantity of pollen to accomplish our objective.

 How fortunate we are! We possess precisely the amount of pollen required for our mission.

 I am confident that this plan will yield positive results.

 It is imperative that it succeeds.

 Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. I regret to inform you that we are experiencing inclement weather conditions in New York. Consequently, we anticipate a delay of approximately two hours.

 Barry, these are cut flowers devoid of water. They are unlikely to survive the journey.

 I must ascend to the cockpit to address these matters.

 Exercise caution.

 May I request assistance with the Sky Mall magazine? I intend to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

 Captain, I find myself in an extraordinary predicament.

 - What did you say, Hal?

 - I remained silent.

 Bee!

 Refrain from panic! My entire species…

 What are you doing?

 - Hold your course! I am an attorney!

 - An attorney?

 Remain stationary.

 Oh, Barry.

 Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B kindly report to the cockpit? Please proceed with haste.

 What transpired here?

 A DustBuster, a toupee, and a life raft detonated. One individual is bald, another is in a boat, and both are unconscious!

 - Is this another jest involving bees?

 - No! The aircraft is no longer under control!

 This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. Please provide an update on your status.

 Hello,

 My name is Vanessa Bloome, and I am a florist from New York.

 Where is the pilot?

 He is unconscious, and so is the copilot.

 This is not a good situation. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?

 As a matter of fact, there is.

 - Who is that?

 - Barry Benson.

 From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

 Vanessa, this is nothing more than a large metal bee. It has enormous wings and powerful engines.

 I am not qualified to fly a plane.

 - Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot?

 - Yes.

 How difficult could it be?

 Wait, Barry! We are approaching lightning.

 This is Bob Bumble. We have some breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory…

 That’s Barry!

 …is attempting to land a plane, carrying passengers, flowers, and an incapacitated flight crew.

 Flowers?!

 We have a storm in the area, and two individuals at the controls with no flight experience.

 Just a moment. There is a bee on that plane.

 I am quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his associates. They have caused significant damage.

 However, isn’t he your only hope?

 Technically, a bee should not be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small…

 Have we not heard this argument before? “The surface area of the wings and body mass is incompatible.”

 - Broadcast this information immediately!

 - I have it.

 - Stand by.

 - We are going live.

 The intricacies of our work may be perplexing to you. The production of honey is a labor-intensive process involving numerous bees performing diverse tasks. However, I wish to draw your attention to a specific task that, when executed effectively, yields significant benefits. These benefits have been underestimated by both us and others. Consequently, I am committed to restoring collaboration among bees, embodying the principles of unity and cooperation. We are not composed of gelatinous substances; we are capable of supporting one another.

 - Black and yellow!

 - Hello!

 - Left, right, down, hover.

 - Hover?

 - Discard the hover function.

 This task is not as challenging as it may seem.

 Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

 Barry, what transpired?

 Wait, I believe we were operating on autopilot the entire time.

 - That may have been beneficial to me.

 - Regrettably, we are no longer!

 It appears that I am incapable of piloting an aircraft.

 All of you, let us rally behind this individual. Move forward!

 Move forward!

 Our sole opportunity lies in my actions; you must replicate my movements with the aircraft’s wings.

 Silence is not necessary.

 I am not speaking in a loud voice. We are in dire straits.

 It is challenging to concentrate amidst such a panicked tone.

 It is not a tone; I am panicking!

 I am incapable of performing this task.

 Vanessa, compose yourself. You must regain your composure.

 You regain your composure.

 You regain your composure.

 - You regain your composure!

 - You regain your composure!

 - You regain your composure!

 - You regain your composure!

 - You regain your composure!

 - Hold it!

 - Why? Come on, it is my turn.

 How is the aircraft performing?

 I am uncertain.

 Hello?

 Benson, do you have any flowers for a celebratory occasion in your possession?

 The Pollen Jocks demonstrate unwavering support for one another.

 - Black and yellow.

 - Hello.

 Very well, let us drop this tin can onto the asphalt.

 Where is the object? I am unable to discern it. Can you?

 There is nothing there. It is completely obscured by clouds.

 Come on, Barry. You must think clearly.

 - Thinking bee.

 - Thinking bee.

 Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

 Wait a moment. I believe I am sensing something.

 - What?

 - I am uncertain. It is powerful, drawing me. It is akin to an instinct that has been dormant for 27 million years. Bring your nose down.

 Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

 - What is on the tarmac?

 - Turn on some lights!

 Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

 - Vanessa, target the flower.

 - Affirmative.

 Cut the engines. We will approach using bee power. Are you prepared, men?

 Aye!

 Good. Relax, now. That is all.

 Land on that flower!

 Ready? Full reverse!

 Spin it around!

 - Not that flower! The other one!

 - Which one?

 - The one with the flowers.

 - I am aiming at the flower!

 That is a large, pulsating flower composed of millions of bees.

 Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

 Rotate around it.

 - This is absurd, Barry!

 - This is the only method I am familiar with.

 Am I mistaken, or is this aircraft flying in an insect-like pattern?

 Focus your attention. Do not be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just release it. Become a part of it. Aim for the center! Now release it! Release it, woman! Come on, already!

 Barry, we have succeeded! You have taught me how to fly!

 - Yes. No high-five!

 - Right.

 Barry, this worked!

 Did you observe the giant flower?

 What giant flower? Where? Of course, I saw the flower! That was brilliant!

 - Thank you.

 - However, our work is not yet complete.

 Attention everyone! This runway is the last remaining source of pollen from the world’s last available flowers. This presents our final opportunity. As the sole pollinators, honey producers, and fashion icons, we must seize this moment to ensure our species’ survival.

 Will we succumb to extinction as mere museum curiosities, or will we rise to the challenge and reclaim our destiny?

 The choice is ours.

 Let us unite as bees and forge a new path forward.

 Barry, prepare yourself. You have earned this recognition.

 Indeed, you have.

 The Pollen Jock ensemble is complete. The sleeves remain to be fitted.

 Behold our Barry, adorned in the finest attire.

 Mother! The bees have returned!

 If any urgent matters arise, this is the moment to act. I anticipate a protracted evening of work.

 Please accept your change. Have a productive afternoon. May I assist the next customer?

 Would you like a sample of our honey? It is approved by bees. Do not forget these essential provisions.

 Milk, cream, and cheese—all under my purview. Alas, I find myself devoid of financial resources. Sometimes, I feel like a mere commodity.

 I was unaware.

 Barry, I regret to inform you that I have an urgent matter. Would you spare a moment?

 Please excuse me. My mosquito associate will assist you.

 Apologies for my tardiness.

 A lawyer, you say?

 I was already an afflicted parasite. All I required was a briefcase.

 Thank you for your assistance.

 Barry, I have received an enormous order for tulips, but I am unable to procure them elsewhere.

 Do not hesitate, Vannie. I will handle this matter with the utmost urgency.

 Your assistance is invaluable. May I assist the next customer?

 Ensemble, prepare for flight.

 Thank you, Barry.

 That bee embodies my aspirations.

 Let go, Kenny.

 When will this ordeal conclude?

 Release all inhibitions.

 A beautiful day for flight.

 Certainly.

 Between us, I yearned to escape that confining office.

 You must adopt a bee-like mindset, my friend.

 Bee-like mindset?

 Me?

 Halt. Allow us to pause briefly. I apologize to everyone. May we cease this momentous decision during a performance? Take a moment to compose yourselves. I have received minimal rehearsal time for this segment.