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Comprehensive list of programmer jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But then the whole house falls down.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. That is a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

This is a known issue. When we installed the lightbulb we knew it had a finite TTL.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

kennwhite

1944 Simple Sabotage Field Manual, by Strategic Services

https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2012-featured-story-archive/CleanedUOSSSimpleSabotage_sm.pdf

Title: Simple Sabotage Field Manual Author: Strategic Services Office of Strategic Services

brakmic

# THIS CODE IS NOW RETIRED. GO TO THE NEW REPOSITORY: https://github.com/brakmic/TwitterClient

# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

#==============================================================================
# A simple console-based twitter client capable of persisting data
# Usage: python client.py --config=your_json_config.json
# To persist to a database a valid DNS entry is needed.
# Also, create a proper Tweets table. Check 'insert' method in DbConnector.
# =============================================================================

slaypni

#!/usr/bin/env python3
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

import sys
import math

import numpy as np

sys.path.append('xgboost/wrapper/')
import xgboost as xgb

willurd

Each of these commands will run an ad hoc http static server in your current (or specified) directory, available at http://localhost:8000. Use this power wisely.

Discussion on reddit.

Python 2.x

$ python -m SimpleHTTPServer 8000

stucchio

from numpy import *
from scipy.stats import beta


class BetaBandit(object):
    def __init__(self, num_options=2, prior=(1.0,1.0)):
        self.trials = zeros(shape=(num_options,), dtype=int)
        self.successes = zeros(shape=(num_options,), dtype=int)
        self.num_options = num_options
        self.prior = prior

Palleas

#!/usr/bin/python

from __future__ import with_statement
import sys, string, xmlrpclib, re, os

if len(sys.argv) < 5:
    exit("Usage: " + sys.argv[0] + " spacekey pagetitle contentType filename");

spacekey = sys.argv[1];
pagetitle = sys.argv[2];

mathiasverraes

#! /bin/sh
alias gs="git status"
alias gc="git commit"
alias gr="git checkout"
alias ga="git add"
alias gl="git lola"