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10X DEVELOPER
EAT THE HEARTS OF TEN DEVELOPERS

hex geometric/hello world

To hell with device drivers!

:wq

LUXURY OVERLOAD (toilet with two rolls of toilet paper and a phone)

full-snack engineer

STOP USING MD5

If you can read this I'm farting

This Code Was Generated By A Tool

SHOUTING.JS

HEY! TYPE 'say "butts" INTO YOUR MAC'S TERMINAL RIGHT NOW!

CREATE TABLE
DROP TABLE
FLIP TABLE (flip table emoticon)

AN EFFICIENT WORLD-SPANNING ENGINE OF HUMAN MISERY

Unfortunately, Selenium.

(robot doctor) README MD

(bread) BREADME.md

(shrug emoticon)

EATING A HAMBURGER MENU

STOP USING REPLY ALL you monsters

FASTEST NON-CRYPTOGRAPHIC HASH FUNCTION: return 1

first start with a list of all of the lists you're going to list

TWO HARD THINGS IN COMPUTING SCIENCE

(SOFTWARE BY COMPOSITION)

'agile' is Italian for 'waterfall'

(printer) LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

(fax machine) TWO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION

su su sudo

you rock, past me!

AIN'T NO CALLA-BACK GIRL

DON'T CALL IT A CALLBACK I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

10 print "goto considered harmful"
20 goto 10

System.out.println("Who thought this was a good name for a print function?");
cout << "Nope, still terrible.";
NSLog(@"Stop, you have to stop!!");
alert("Javascript, what even is this?");

** gaming/programming crossover stuff

** Christmas Cards for Co-Workers

Have a stern, professional Christmas. :| MILO FACE

The NaN Before Christmas

Happy Holidays From An HR Department That Is Tired of Your Bullshit