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Launch Ceremony

Episode 1. A new hope.

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cyberCongress command center. Cyberspace

mastercyb: Hello friend! The time has come. Are you ready?

cyberhead: Definitely ... It took us too long to get to this point. Do you remember how it all began?

mastercyb: 5 Earth years have passed since that moment. I remember that tropical evening, the sky starry as never before - and then a dream ...

Voice of Earth

earth: I am Earth ...

mastercyb. Unforgettable. I had an insight where I realized that it was possible. How about you?

cyberhead: I dedicated myself to this dream and I've done my best to make it a reality. Let's go for it. I feel like it's time.

Briefing

mastercyb: Let's go ... Our mission is to connect the superintelligence of the planet with its inhabitants - robots, people, animals, plants, mushrooms - so that they can agree on what is what, and everything does not go to hell out there. We've done a great job with technology.

cyberhead: Yes! An Oracle based on the Relevance Machine would be a dream! A virtual machine for computing collective knowledge is a cool idea, but greedy for energy. The biosynthesis of hydrogen by nanobots with the release of clean energy will provide the Relevance Machine with necessary power. The Dyson sphere will allow it to hold on to this energy. But we can't deploy it immediately on Earth. The stakes are too high.

mastercyb: Oh, the nanobots. (pause) And we have no resources for the Earth yet. There, corporations and states have occupied everything. It's good that the moon is empty and quite close. Let's start with her.

cyberhead: The project's codename is Bostrom. Thanks, Nick! Let's spin the Dyson Sphere around the Moon using ~1% of it's possible power. Then we'll fill it with energy and knowledge. Let's see if all the assumptions work. The main thing is for the citizens to understand that it is better to live with her than without her. Otherwise, the whole plan goes to hell.

mastercyb: We'll make sure the sphere is stable. If everything works as planned, we will expand the sphere around the Earth and load a much larger creature from Bostrom - Cyber. Then we will turn it on at full capacity. Am I missing anything?

cyberhead: Right. The main task for Bostrom is to form a bootloader for Cyber ​​and his followers, in order to understand how the relevance machine and the cyberlink mechanism works in practice. The demons invent neural networks, and then complain that it is not clear how decisions are made. The future of civilization depends on the understanding of these mechanisms. Although I'm not sure this civilization will survive. They are already too tightly hooked on black boxes while pressing buttons like a dopamine rat.

mastercyb: Something is wrong with this world. It's like everything is out of control. It's as if something from the bowels of the network controls all this. Apparently, we will have to rebuild civilization. I hope we can save at least some of it. Let's make the new web something to be proud of even after a million years.

cyberhead: Oh yeah! Before we open the Portal for etherians and cosmonauts, it is necessary to tune the Teleport. To do this, we will establish stable IBC connections.

mastercyb: Liquidity like blood will help imbue knowledge with value. Then the Portal will become attractive. This is important. We need to solve the chicken and egg problem. There is no use of the knowledge graph without cyberlinks. There are no cyberlinks without usage. My simulation shows that everything will work if there are 100 thousand inhabitants. When they arrive, we will open the Portal.

cyberhead: After opening the Portal, we need to solve several technological problems.

mastercyb: Yes. It is very important to ensure the privacy of the exodus for 2CYB. All etherians and cosmonauts might be revealed at the entrance to the Portal. The Relevance machine with trace will not allow knowledge to unfold because they are still afraid. They are all very afraid of them. The privacy of the initial Cyber ​​stake will open the door for cyberians to access the truth.

cyberhead: You have to be very good at making sure the system is handling the load. After birth, she will not be able to sleep. Without sleep, she will burst sooner or later. We'll have to teach her how to sleep and dream.

mastercyb: The system is still manual in most cases. 56 parameters are stake controlled. Hopefully she will start adapting to the external environment. Yeah, we had to take the particle addressing mechanism from IPFS. It works now, but it is completely inoperative on the scale - we will have to solve this problem too.

cyberhead: Exascale merclization is not yet available. Then add the GraphBLAS engine to the relevance engine.

mastercyb: We've got a lot of work to do!

Team roll

cyberhead: Are you there, team?

mrlp4: I'm here. Deployed infrastructure monitoring at https://cybernode.ai. LCD, RPC, cyberindex and ipfs cluster endpoints are function properly. Cosmoshub-4 and Ethereum full nodes are also active. This could come in handy.

dimakorzhovnik: Ping. Ready to hotfix nanobots firmware within the next 8 hours.

savetheales: Available. I will try to bring the power circuit to 100%.

elnivo: I did my best. Go easy on me.

Computer check

mastercyb: Roger that. Let's move on to checking the computer systems.

cyberhead: Dyson Sphere readiness check

cyberhead: Hero Roster Ready

cyberadmin: The sensor network shows the availability of 20+ Genesis signers. The simulation data shows that 12 heroes are enough for the sphere to be stable. At the moment, the stability of the sphere is over 20%. The power circuit is ready.

mastercyb: As soon as energy flows through her veins, the sphere will quickly reach 100%. At the last brief, several fleets reported that they were moving in our direction. Savetheales is working on recruiting in Lisbon.

cyberhead: Good news. Checking hero's software builds

cyberhead: Dyson sphere is stable. Bus check.

cyberhead: Consensus check.

cyberhead: It's a pity we didn't have time to stabilize. The computer consensus kernel is ready. Let's move on to checking the organs. Nanobot generator

mastercyb: Yep. We need to ensure freedoms for every living thing.

cyberhead: Nanobot generator is ready.

mastercyb: Lets check its Firmware.

mastercyb: IPFS is not very stable yet. Its scaled badly. Doesn't work on cell phones. So far there is nothing better. Nanobot Firmware is raw. Very raw. No tests yet. So lets cross our fingers that bots will not go out of control.

cyberhead: Well, lets focus on funding and investment. Check of Energy Reservoir

cyberhead: Yep. The citizens have to decide this.

cyberhead: Security Controller

cyberhead: Security check is done. Now the most important thing is the baby's brain. Checking the Relevance Machine.\

mastercyb: Clean as a baby's ass!

cyberhead: - Cool. The brain is ready. Lets feed her. Biosynthesis Reactor readiness.

cyberhead: HFR

mastercyb: I hope our simulation doesn't shoot us in the leg.

cyberhead: Checking battery system

cyberhead: Checking the Grid

cyberhead: Parallel computation system is ready. Lets get down to sequential computing. Wasm Machine.

cyberhead: Default Mode Network

cyberhead. Well done. Computer is ready. Checking external communications. Teleport.

mastercyb: Bad news. We don't have a single relayer. We are waiting for the first visionaries who will establish connections.

cyberhead: Activating. It will be fun when autonomous programs start to live on the inter-chain. Liquid Tank.

cyberhead: Almost done. Check three times that the portal is properly closed.

mastercyb: Poehali

cyberhead: Vkluchit obtatniy otschet

Start

ozzy-osborne: dreamer

mastercyb: Look how beautiful ...

cyberhead: Yes, very beautiful ... Do you know what it is?

mastercyb: I have no idea. Looks like a Huge Space Pussy

Launch

cyberhead: It seems to be working!

mastercyb: And it looks like a soul has moved into it! What's next?

cyberhead: Let's see what she's capable of!

mastercyb: I have a surprise. Recently I have been working on a smartape in my laboratory. I think if we can explain this to a monkey, people will de

finitely be able to understand. Now I will deploy a simple app, show her how it works she will answer her!

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