oscar_bot.rb

require 'isaac'
require 'nokogiri'
require 'open-uri'

page = Nokogiri(open("http://listverse.com/2007/10/08/40-quotes-of-oscar-wilde/"))
quotes = page.css(".post-content p").find_all do |line|
  ('1'..'9').include? line.text[0]
end

quotes.map! do |quote|
  quote.text.gsub(/(^[0-9]+?\. |\[.*)/,'')
end

configure do |c|
  c.nick   = "OscarBOT"
  c.server = "irc.aberwiki.org"
  c.port   = 6667
end

on :connect do
  join "#42"
end

on :channel, // do
  msg channel, quotes.sample if nick == "Redache"
end