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# screw with somebody (put in ~/.bashrc or ~/.bash_profile)
function uptime {
/usr/bin/uptime | sed -re 's/up[^,]+/up 99999 days/g';
}
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danbeam commented Aug 11, 2010 

[me@host ~]$ uptime 
 11:47:14 up 99999 days,  4 users,  load average: 0.18, 0.16, 0.23

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