darkphnx

upstream codebase {
  server 127.0.0.1:3000 fail_timeout=0;
}

upstream identity {
  server 127.0.0.1:3001 fail_timeout=0;
}

upstream deploy {
  server 127.0.0.1:3002 fail_timeout=0;

darkphnx

require 'socket'

class SuperSimpleService
  attr_reader :bind_address, :bind_port

  def initialize
    @bind_address = 'localhost'
    @bind_port = 12345
  end

darkphnx

When the boss and the PFY both suffer from acute computer 'acronym dependence', it's time to visit Harley Street to play in the traffic ...

"...So I think the proposal for an ATM network to back up the FDDI backbone ASAP would be appropriate," the boss says.
"I beg your pardon?" I ask, thinking for a moment that I am in some 'twilight zone' replica of my workplace.

"I read your FYI last night on TCP/IP latency. I think we should get the problem solved PQD!"

"I see," I reply, realising what has happened.

I break like the wind to the office and nudge the PFY awake.

darkphnx

When the boss and the PFY both suffer from acute computer 'acronym dependence', it's time to visit Harley Street to play in the traffic ...

"...So I think the proposal for an ATM network to back up the FDDI backbone ASAP would be appropriate," the boss says.
"I beg your pardon?" I ask, thinking for a moment that I am in some 'twilight zone' replica of my workplace.

"I read your FYI last night on TCP/IP latency. I think we should get the problem solved PQD!"

"I see," I reply, realising what has happened.

I break like the wind to the office and nudge the PFY awake.

darkphnx

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am darkphnx on github.
• I am darkphnx (https://keybase.io/darkphnx) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is D8BA 713C E18D C737 7F4A 5720 7F4F 8BF6 059F CF70

To claim this, I am signing this object: