fun jQuery scripts, run on any site with jQuery

diglettFuckdown.js

var diglettUrl = "https://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/165/9/4/050___Diglett_by_cammarin.png";

function initiateDiglettFuckdown () {
  $('img').attr('src', diglettUrl);
  $('a').text('DIGLETT');
  $('*').each(function(i, element) {
    var width = $(element).width();
    $(element).css({
      'backgroundImage' : 'url(' + diglettUrl + ')',
      'backgroundSize' : width / 10
    });
  });  
}

initiateDiglettFuckdown();

rotator.js

var deg = 0;
var $body = $('body');
var $elements = $('body *')

function rotate() {
  requestAnimationFrame(rotate);
  deg++;
  $elements.css({
    '-webkit-transform' : 'rotate(' + deg + 'deg)'
  });
}

function initiateRotator () {
  rotate();
}

initiateRotator();

scrambler.js

var windowWidth = $(window).width();
var windowHeight = $(window).height();

function initiateScrambler () {
  $(document).on('mousemove', function () {
    scramble();
  });
}

function scramble () {
  $('body *').each(function (index, element) {
    var position = randPosition();
    $(element).css({
      'position' : 'fixed',
      'top' : position.y,
      'left' : position.x
    });
  });
}

function randPosition () {
  return {
    x : Math.random() * windowWidth,
    y : Math.random() * windowHeight
  };
}

initiateScrambler();

shaker.js

var variance = 20;
var $body = $('body');

function initiateShaker () {
  $body.css({
    'position' : 'absolute'
  });
  shake();
}

function shake () {
  requestAnimationFrame(shake);
  var position = $body.position();
  var currentX = position.left;
  var currentY = position.top;
  $body.css({
    top : randCloseNumber(currentY, variance),
    left : randCloseNumber(currentX, variance)
  });
}

function randCloseNumber (number, range) {
  var sign = Math.random() > 0.5 ? 1 : -1;
  return sign * Math.random() * range + number;
}

initiateShaker();