creepy messages

afk.sh

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# creepy messages on afk
# http://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/1s902t/type_this_into_your_terminal_to_have_funannoy/cdvcgsv
afk() {
  words=('please help me' 'i am so alone' 'i am lonely' 'let me out' 'i must feed' 'it puts the lotion' 'my precious');
  while [ 1 = 1 ]; do
    say "${words[$[ $[ RANDOM % ${#words[@]} ]]]}" -v Whisper -r 2
    sleep 100
  done
}