C# pseudo-code to determine if your device/car/band is better than someone else's

compare.cs

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Class:      myFavoriteDevice
Desc:       C# pseudo-code to determine if your device/car/band is better than someone else's
disclaimer: coded by hand inside gitHub, may require tweaking to compile.
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Class myFavoriteDevice() Implements FavoriteThing {
	string[] similarWords = new string[3] {"Ripoff", "Blatent Copy", "Patent Infringment"};
	string[] differentWords1 = new String[4] {"failure", "abomination", "stupid name", "bad idea"};
	string[] differentWords2 = new String[3] {"too many buttons", "not enough buttons", "sharp edges"};
	
	string function compareTo(inferiorDevice)
	try {
		if (this.formFactor == inferiorDevice.formFactor) {
			string similarTerm = similarWords[random.Next(0, similarWords.Length)];
			system.out.print "pfft, the" + inferiorDevice.Name + "is such a " + similarTerm + " of the " this.name;
		} else {
	 		string derogatoryTerm1 = differentWords[random.Next(0, differentWord1.Length)];
			string derogatoryTerm2 = differentWords[random.Next(0, differentWord2.Length)];
			system.out.print "pfft, the" + inferiorDevice.Name + " is such a " + derogatoryTerm1 +". It has " + derogatoryTerm2 + " and nobody will buy it."
	} catch (YouProbablyNeverHeardOfItException as Hipster) {
	}
}

TODO: extend FavoriteThing for myFavoriteCar and myFavoriteBand classes