ender delay()

ender.delay.js

!function ($) {
  $.ender({
    delay: function (n) {
      var mock = {}
        , chain = []
        , key
        , $el = $(this)
      for (key in $el) {
        if (isFinite(key)) continue
        !function (key) {
          mock[key] = function () {
            chain.push({key:key,arguments:arguments})
            return mock
          }
        }(key)
      }
      setTimeout(function () {
          for (var i = 0; i < chain.length; i++) {
            $el = $el[chain[i].key].apply($el, chain[i].arguments)
          }

      }, n)
      return mock
    }
  }, true)
}(ender);



$('p').css('color', 'red').delay(100).addClass('a').hide().delay(200).fadeIn()

you have way too much time on your hand. this was meant to send to a coworker as a simple proof of concept