Scrape user statistics from drupal.org.

totals.php

<?php

function curl_request($url) {
  $curl_version = curl_version();
  $ch = curl_init();
  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_URL, $url);
  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
  curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_USERAGENT, 'Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; en-US) PHP/' . phpversion() . ' cURL/' . $curl_version['version'] . ' deekayen/1.0');
  return curl_exec($ch);
}

function fetch_total_commits($uid) {
  $scrape = curl_request('https://drupal.org/user/' . $uid);
  preg_match('/Total: (\d+) commits/', $scrape, $matches);
  if (isset($matches[1])) {
    return $matches[1];
  }
  else {
    return FALSE;
  }
}

if ($return = fetch_total_commits('972')) {
  echo $return;
}

function fetch_total_posts($uid) {
  $scrape = curl_request('https://drupal.org/user/' . $uid . '/track');
  preg_match('/track\?page=(\d+)\" title=\"Go to last/', $scrape, $matches);
  if (isset($matches[1])) {
    return $matches[1];
  }
  else {
    return FALSE;
  }
}

if ($return = fetch_total_posts('972')) {
  echo $return * 25;
}

function fetch_uid_by_name($name) {
  $scrape = curl_request('https://drupal.org/search/user_search/' . $name);
  preg_match('/drupal\.org\/user\/(\d+)">' . $name . '<\/a>/', $scrape, $matches);
  if (isset($matches[1])) {
    return $matches[1];
  }
  else {
    return FALSE;
  }
}

if ($return = fetch_uid_by_name('deekayen')) {
  echo $return;
}