The well known tune transcribed into JavaScript, based on an image I found on the Internet. Please link me the source and author if you have it.

Bohemian.Rhapsody.js

/**
 * @author Freddie Mercury
 * @copyright Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
 */

let BohemianRhapsody = function(){

	// Is this the real life?
	// Is this just fantasy?
	try {
		if(!this typeof RealLife || !this typeof Fantasy) {
			throw LandslideException;
		}
	// Caught in a landslide
	} catch(e) {

		// No escape from reality
		while(true) {

			// Open your eyes
			// Look up to the skies and see
			you.eyes.forEach(eye => eye.open().look(
				skies.map((sky)=>sky.location);
			).see());

			// I'm just a poor boy
			me.wealth = 0;
			me.sex = sex.male;
			// I need no sympathy
			me.sympathies = [];

			// Because I'm easy come, easy go
			// A little high, little low
			if(
				me.come.difficulty == 'easy' &&
				me.go.difficulty == 'easy' &&
				me.high < 0.1 &&
				me.low < 0.1
			) {
				// Anyway the wind blows
				switch(wind.direction) {
					case 'north':
					case 'east':
					case 'south':
					case 'west':
					default:
						// doesn't really matter to me
						me.matter = false;
						// to me
						console.log(me);
			
						piano.start().then(()=>{

							let man = new Man();

							// Mama, just killed a man
							mama.notify({
								target: man,
								status: 410,
								caller: me
							});

							// Put a gun against his head
							me.push(new Gun(/*aim*/man.head));

							// Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
							me.gun.trigger();
							console.log(man.dead); //true

							// Mama, life had just begun
							// But now I've gone and thrown it all away
							let life = new Promise();
							mama.notify({
								life: life
							});
							life.reject();

							// Mama, ooo
							mama.notify(0).then(()=>{
								// Didn't mean to make you cry
								mama.crying = !me.intent;
							});

							let today = new Date();
							let currentLocation = me.location;

							setTimeout(()=>{
								// If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
								if(currentLocation != me.location) {
									
									// Carry on
									mama.carryOn();
									// carry on, as if nothing really matters
									mama.carryOn(everything.filter(()=>{return false}));
								}
							},today.getDate()+1);

							piano.continue().then(()=>{

								// Too late, my time has come
								let time = new Date(∞);
								me.time = time.now();

								// Sends shivers down my spine
								me.skeleton.spine.trigger(shivers);

								me.body.map((part)=>{
									part.ache = true;
									part.timestamp = const;
								});

								// Goodbye everybody I've got to go
								me.friends.forEach((friend) => {
									friend.notify({
										message: 'goodbye',
										status: 404
								// Gotta leave you all behind
									}).position('behind');
								});
								// and face the truth
								me.direction = true;

								// Mama, ooo (anyway the wind blows)
								mama.notify(0);
								console.log(wind.direction);
	
								// I don't want to die
								mama.notify({
									caller: me,
									message: me.wishes.die = false
								});

								// I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
								mama.notify({
									caller: me,
									message: me.wishes.born = Math.random()>0.5?true:false
								});

								piano.continue().then(()=>{

									// I see a little silhouetto of a man
									me.look().view(man.silhouetto);

									// Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
									for(let i=0;i<1;i++) {
										alert("Scaramouch");
									}
									scaramouch.fandango();

									// Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
									let frightening = [new Thunderbolt(), new Lightning()];
									me.fright.source = frightening;

									// Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
									for(let i=0;i<4;i++) {
										setTimeout(()=>{
											alert('Gallileo');
										},i);
									}
									setTimeout(()=>{alert('Gallileo Figaro')},i+1);
									setTimeout(()=>{alert('Magnifico!')},i+1.5);

								});

							});

						});
				}
			}

		} // reality

	}



};

BohemianRhapsody();