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Offshore India App Development -> Herds of 13 Year Old Kids Behind Amateur SEO Spam Bots, Calling Themselves "Executives" -> I R Need Webshite
We need a Wordpress plugin that can sync up to a simple O/CON 2 bridge to be the primary sine-sync for all O/XSPRC virt method drivers in the RLPROC schema for the notorious Rn237a-rev45 Kuborn platform. Comms must be authenticated with qAuth and retina scan, and run from our Wordpress API. This plugin should allow full remote driver binary mitigations with FULL templated proxy bytemaps which should allow us to quarantize O/CON nodes on demand. I cant stress FULL templated enough, all of our other bids come back as burst templated which, as you know, causes sine mismatch modulations on that specific Kuborn series. We need clean data. Clean. Clean. Clean.
Your plugin must then use templated half-byte functions to bootstrap + rebuild the loss prevent schema which will bring systems back online after either bus overheat or during routine bench checks. Eventually we will solve the bus overheat, but if you have ideas there, we are all ears. As a note, this system must support full O/XSPRC triplex mode during BIOS neg-point pops at device node scan. This is to control the memory parity during radiation bursts. Basically the plugin needs to watch state and flip any bits based on progress of the O/XSPRC duplex bootstrapping (dual portage) before it hits triplex mode. The plugin needs to communicate with endpoints based loosely on APL and ALGOL, and all modernized features for plugin creation must be back ported and made redundant between the Wordpress framework(s) down to version 0.7x. Oh, this also needs to run on PHP 3.4 because our LTS contract for the Kuborn bare metal tractor trailer CMD is still a go.
As you probably know, the overheats (and subsequent hangs) are something very annoying about the model Rn237a-rev45. Until Kuborn releases a proper patch, we are on our own. We need your help and are willing to pay any amount to get this done. This is a entry level 0 simple/amateur job, shouldn't take more than a couple hours. Let me know if you're interested.
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