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Hi David,
I came across your profile online and wanted to reach out about Development
Opportunities here at Groupon. The company is growing, and we're always
looking for folks with solid skills that can make positive contribution to
our continued success. Any chance you'd be open to a quick conversation
about opportunities, or for any possible networking potential? If so, let me
know when you're free and we can set up a time to chat. Also, if you are
interested, it would be great if you could forward a current resume over
that I can take a look at. I look forward to hearing back from you! Please
let me know if you have any questions.
Cheers,
<Yet Another Clueless Tech Recruiter>

Awesome. Ha Ha Ha... :D

I also heard that he is looking for a Dart programmer who can write a "Hello JavaScript" script in more than 17000 lines of Javascript code. Many that would be an option. What do you think @dhh?

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH @rodrigoflores it was the best meme \0/

Agreed, @rodrigoflores made the best one!
Damn recruiters...

So funny ! You made my day...

This has made my day. Thank you for the laugh. I am so glad I don't work at Groupon. I'd die of the shame.

@sfloresv it's not Groupon's fault.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Waoooooooo.... Please send your resume.......... ;)

hahaha

All of @rodrigoflores' images are gone, anyone got a copy? I feel like I'm missing out

I have 100 years of experience in javascript, c, cobol, foxtran, f#, c#. Can hire me? I created Swift, java and perl as inventor of the languages too.
#somuchsarcasm