whotime

#!/bin/bash
#
# By Dave Ingram

export TZ="Europe/London"
case $( date +%I ) in
    01) DOCTOR='William Hartnell' ;;
    02) DOCTOR='Patrick Troughton' ;;
    03) DOCTOR='Jon Pertwee' ;;
    04) DOCTOR='Tom Baker' ;;
    05) DOCTOR='Peter Davison' ;;
    06) DOCTOR='Colin Baker' ;;
    07) DOCTOR='Sylvester McCoy' ;;
    08) DOCTOR='Paul McGann' ;;
    09) DOCTOR='Christopher Eccleston' ;;
    10) DOCTOR='David Tennant' ;;
    11) DOCTOR='Matt Smith' ;;
    12) DOCTOR='Peter Capaldi' ;;
esac

MINUTES=$(date +%M)
if [[ "${MINUTES}" == "00" ]]; then
    echo "It is currently ${DOCTOR}"
elif [[ "${MINUTES}" == "01" ]]; then
    echo "It is currently 1 minute past ${DOCTOR}"
else
    echo "It is currently ${MINUTES#0} minutes past ${DOCTOR}"
fi