Idiocy.as

class Idiocy {
    function doSomethingHatstand(o:Object) {
        // do something preposterous
    }

    function doSomethingLampshade(o:Object) {
        // do something asinine
    }

    public function doSomething(o:Object) {
        this["doSomething" + o.type](o); // o.type is either "Hatstand" or "Lampshade" (or the program crashes)
    }
}