fuckthegit

[color]
    ui = auto
[color "branch"]
    current = yellow reverse
    local = yellow
    remote = green
[color "diff"]
    meta = yellow bold
    frag = magenta bold
    old = red bold
    new = green bold
[color "status"]
    added = yellow
    changed = green
    untracked = cyan

[alias]
    gimmefuckingtree = log --pretty=format:'%Cred%h%Creset %C(bold blue)<%an>%Creset%C(yellow)%d%Creset %Cgreen(%cr)%Creset%n%w(80,8,8)%s' --graph
    gimmehugefuckingtree = log --pretty=format:'%Cred%h%Creset %C(bold blue)<%an>%Creset%C(yellow)%d%Creset %Cgreen(%cr)%Creset%n%w(80,8,8)%s%n' --graph --name-status
    gimmesomefuckingdetails = log --pretty=format:'%C(yellow)%h %Cred%ad %Cblue%an%Cgreen%d %Creset%s' --date=iso

    whothefuck = "!sh -c 'git log -i -1 --pretty=\"format::%an <%ae>\n\" --author=\"$1\"' -"
    whatthefuck = show -s --pretty='tformat::%h (%s, %ad)' --date=short

    whatthefuckhappend = !sh -c 'git fetch' && git log --oneline HEAD..origin/$1
    whatthefuckhappendtomaster = !sh -c 'git fetch' && git log --oneline HEAD..origin/master
     = !sh -c 'git shortlog HEAD..origin/$0'
    whoistheremaster = !sh -c 'git shortlog HEAD..origin/master'
    
    gimmefuckingtags = show-ref --tags
    pushmyfuckingtags = push --tags
    tagwithfuckingdates = !sh -c 'git tag "$0"_$(date "+%y-%m-%d_%H-%M-%S")'

    fuckit = reset --hard

    whofuckedup = blame

    fuck = status
    fcuk = status
    howthefuck = diff
    howcanifuck = help
    lost = stash
    found = stash apply
    cleanit = clean
    cleantheshit = !sh -c 'git clean -x' && git reset --hard

    fuckitback = reset HEAD~100
    fuckitall = reset HEAD~100 --hard
    idontfuckingcare = push origin --force
    
[apply]
	whitespace = nowarn

Learnt the whole git in just 52 lines ;)