Superhero name generator. GPL'd or whatever. Can't be bothered to paste the license.

gistfile1.rb

#define a method for each part of speech that returns a word at pseudorandom
def adjective
	#we get the 0th (first) element of the array after it has been shuffled, resulting in a sort of random selector
	['Incredible', 'Unstoppable', 'Unflappable', 'Amazing', 'Scrumtrilescent', 'Purple', 'Bioluminescent'].shuffle[0]
end

def pronoun
	['Man', 'Woman', 'Boy', 'Girl'].shuffle[0]
end

def animal
	['Bat', 'Wolf', 'Wolverine', 'Donkey', 'Spider', 'Monkey'].shuffle[0]
end

def definite_article
	'The'
end

def noun
	['Flash', 'Nerd', 'Tick'].shuffle[0]
end

#threads, because why not?
$threadstack = Array.new

100.times {
	#create 100 threads
	$threadstack.push(Thread.new {
		#choose a random sentence template and output the result
		puts ["#{adjective} #{pronoun}", "#{animal} #{pronoun}", "#{definite_article} #{noun}", "#{definite_article} #{adjective} #{animal}", "#{definite_article} #{adjective} #{noun}", "#{definite_article} #{adjective} #{animal} #{pronoun}"].shuffle[0] 
	})
}

$threadstack.each { |t|
	#wait for the threads to complete
	t.join
}