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TCP joke

Okay, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 50 seconds, has 634 characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.

Okay, I am ready to get the TCP joke that will last 50 seconds, has 634 characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection timed out ... Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

	# https://stackoverflow.com/a/69441757
	# export SQUEUE_FORMAT="%.8i %.9P %.30j %.8u %.8T %.10M %.10l %.6D %R"
	export SQUEUE_FORMAT2="JobID:.4 ,Partition:.10 ,Name:.24 ,UserName:.8 ,State:.8 ,TimeUsed:.10 ,TimeLimit:10 ,NumNodes:.4 ,NumCPUs:.4 ,MinMemory:.7 ,ReasonList"

	# https://docs.ycrc.yale.edu/clusters-at-yale/job-scheduling/resource-usage/#sacct
	export SACCT_FORMAT="JobID%10,Partition,JobName%20,State,Elapsed,NodeList,ExitCode,AveCPUFreq,MaxRSS%12,AllocTRES%30"

	# https://slurm.schedmd.com/sinfo.html
	export SINFO_FORMAT="%14P %.5a %.10l %.5D %.5c %.8m %.12G %.5T %N"

	# GPT-4o-mini via duck.ai

	import folium

	# Create a map centered around the midpoint of the provided coordinates
	# Tiles: https://python-visualization.github.io/folium/latest/user_guide/raster_layers/tiles.html
	m = folium.Map(
	location=[38.895, -77.040],
	zoom_start=11,
	tiles="Cartodb dark_matter",