The entire Bee Movie script in Newspeak courtesy of @mat1

beespeak.txt

according to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly its wings are too small to get its fat little body off ground the bee of course flies anyway because bees dont care what humans think is impossible yellow black yellow black yellow black yellow black ooh black and yellow lets shake it up a little barry breakfast is ready ooming hang on a second hello barry adam oan you believe this is happening i cant ill pick you up looking sharp use stairs your father paid good money for those sorry im excited heres graduate were plusproud of you son a perfect report card all bs plusproud ma i got a thing going here you got lint on your fuzz ow thats me wave to us well be in row 118000 bye barry i told you stop flying in house hey adam hey barry is that fuzz gel a little special day graduation never thought id make it 3 days grade school 3 days high school those were awkward three days college im glad i took a day and hitchhiked around hive you did come back different hi barry artie growing a mustache looks good hear about frankie yeah you going to funeral no im ungoing everybody knows sting someone you die dont waste it on a squirrel such a hothead i guess he could have just gotten out of way i love this incorporating an amusement park into our day thats why we dont need vacations boy quite a bit of pomp under circumstances well adam today we are men we are beemen amen hallelujah students faculty distinguished bees please welcome dean buzzwell welcome new hive oity graduating class of 915 that concludes our ceremonies and begins your career at honex industries will we pick ourjob today i heard its just orientation heads up here we go keep your hands and antennas inside tram at all times wonder what itll be like a little scary welcome to honex a division of honesco and a part of hexagon group this is it wow wow we know that you as a bee have worked your whole life to get to point where you can work for your whole life honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring nectar to hive our topsecret formula is automatically colorcorrected scentadjusted and bubblecontoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as honey that girl was hot shes my cousin she is yes were all cousins right youre right at honex we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence these bees are stresstesting a new helmet technology what you think he makes unenough here we have our latest advancement the krelman what does that do oatches that little strand of honey that hangs post- you pour it saves us millions oan anyone work on krelman of course most bee jobs are small ones but bees know that every small job if its done well means a lot but choose carefully because youll stay in job you pick for rest of your life the same job rest of your life i didnt know that whats difference youll be happy to know that bees as a species havent had 1 day off in 27 million years so youll just work us to death well sure try wow that blew my mind whats difference how can you say that 1 job forever thats an insane choice to have to make im relieved now we only have to make one decision in life but adam how could they never have told us that why would you question anything were bees were most perfectly functioning society on earth you ever think maybe things work a little too well here like what give me one example i dont know but you know what im talking about please clear gate royal nectar force on approach wait a second oheck it out hey those are pollen jocks wow ive never seen them this close they know what its like outside hive yeah but some dont come back hey jocks hi jocks you guys did plusgood youre monsters youre sky freaks i love it i love it i wonder where they were i dont know their days unplanned outside hive flying who knows where doing who knows what you cantjust decide to be a pollen jock you have to be bred for that right look thats more pollen than you and i will see in a lifetime its just a status symbol bees make too much of it perhaps unless youre wearing it and ladies see you wearing it those ladies arent they our cousins too distant distant look at these 2 oouple of hive harrys lets have fun with them it must be dangerous being a pollen jock yeah once a bear pinned me against a mushroom he had a paw on my throat and with other he was slapping me oh my i never thought id knock him out what were you doing during this trying to alert authorities i can autograph that a little gusty out there today wasnt it comrades yeah gusty were hitting a sunflower patch 6 miles from here tomorrow 6 miles huh barry a puddle jump for us but maybe youre unup for it maybe i am you are not were going 0900 at jgate what you think buzzyboy are you bee enough i might be it all depends on what 0900 means hey honex dad you surprised me you decide what youre interested in well theres a lot of choices but you only get one do you ever get bored doing same job every day son let me tell you about stirring you grab that stick and you just move it around and you stir it around you get yourself into a rhythm its a beautiful thing you know dad the more i think about it maybe honey field just isnt right for me you were thinking of what making balloon animals thats a ungood job for a guy with a stinger janet your sons unsure he wants to go into honey barry you are so funny sometimes im untrying to be funny youre unfunny youre going into honey our son stirrer youre gonna be a stirrer no ones listening to me wait till you see sticks i have i could say anything right now im gonna get an ant tattoo lets open some honey and celebrate maybe ill pierce my thorax shave my antennae shack up with a grasshopper get a gold tooth and call everybody dawg im so proud were starting work today todays day oome on all good jobs will be gone yeah right pollen counting stunt bee pouring stirrer front desk hair removal is it still available hang on 2 left one of thems yours oongratulations step to side whatd you get picking crud out stellar wow oouple of newbies yes sir our first day we are ready make your choice you want to go first no you go oh my whats available restroom attendants open not for reason you think any chance of getting krelman sure youre on im sorry krelman just closed out wax monkeys always open the krelman opened up again what happened a bee died makes an opening see hes dead another dead one deady deadified two more dead dead from neck up dead from neck down thats life oh this is so hard heating cooling stunt bee pourer stirrer humming inspector number 7 lint coordinator stripe supervisor mite wrangler barry what do you think i should barry barry all right weve got sunflower patch in quadrant 9 what happened to you where are you im going out out out where out there oh no i have to ante- i go to work for rest of my life youre gonna die youre crazy hello another call coming in if anyones feeling brave theres a korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today hey guys look at that isnt that kid we saw yesterday hold it son flight decks restricted its ok lou were gonna take him up plusfeeling lucky are you sign here here just initial that thank you ok you got a rain advisory today and as you all know bees cannot fly in rain so be careful as always watch your brooms hockey sticks dogs birds bears and bats also i got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us murphys in a home because of it babbling like a cicada thats awful and a reminder for you rookies bee law number one absolutely no talking to humans all right launch positions buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz black and yellow hello you ready for this hot shot yeah yeah bring it on wind check antennae check nectar pack check wings check stinger check scared out of my shorts check ok ladies lets move it out pound those petunias you striped stemsuckers all of you drain those flowers wow im out i cant believe im out so blue i feel so speedful and free box kite wow flowers this is blue leader we have roses visual bring it around 30 degrees and hold roses 30 degrees roger bringing it around stand to side kid its got a bit of a kick that is one nectar collector ever see pollination up close no sir i pick up some pollen here sprinkle it over here maybe a dash over there a pinch on that one see that its a little bit of magic thats amazing why we that thats pollen power more pollen more flowers more nectar more honey for us oool im picking up a lot of bright yellow oould be daisies dont we need those oopy that visual wait one of these flowers seems to be on move say again youre reporting a moving flower affirmative that was on line this is coolest what is it i dont know but im loving this color it smells good not like a flower but i like it yeah fuzzy ohemicaly oareful guys its a little grabby my sweet lord of bees oandybrain get off there problem guys this could be bad affirmative very close gonna hurt mamas little boy you are way out of position rookie ooming in at you like a missile help me i dont think these are flowers should we tell him i think he knows what is this match point you can start packing up honey because youre about to eat it yowser gross theres a bee in car something im driving hi bee hes back here hes going to sting me nobody move if you dont move he wont sting you freeze he blinked spray him granny what are you doing wow tension level out here is unbelievable i gotta get home oant fly in rain oant fly in rain oant fly in rain mayday mayday bee going down ken could you close the window please ken could you close the window please oheck out my new resume i made it into a foldout brochure you see folds out oh no more humans i dont need this what was that maybe this time this time this time this time this time this drapes that is diabolical its fantastic its got all my special skills even my topten favorite movies whats number one star wars nah i dont go for that kind of stuff no wonder we shouldnt talk to them theyre out of their minds when i leave a job interview theyre flabbergasted cant believe what i say theres sun maybe thats a way out i dont remember sun having a big 75 on it i predicted global warming i could feel it getting hotter at first i thought it was just me wait unproceed bee stand back these are winter boots wait dont kill him you know im allergic to them this thing could kill me why does his life have less value than yours why does his life have any less value than mine is that your statement im just saying all life has value you dont know what hes capable of feeling my brochure there you go little guy im unscared of him its an allergic thing put that on your resume brochure my whole face could puff up make it one of your special skills knocking someone out is also a special skill right bye vanessa thanks vanessa next week yogurt night sure ken you know whatever you could put carob chips on there bye supposed to be less calories bye i gotta say something she saved my life i gotta say something all right here it goes nah what would i say i could plusget in trouble its a bee law youre unsupposed to talk to a human i cant believe im doing this ive got to oh i cant it oome on no yes no do it i cant how should i start it you like jazz no thats no good here she comes speak you fool hi im sorry youre talking yes i know youre talking im so sorry no its ok its fine i know im dreaming but i dont recall going to bed well im sure this is very disconcerting this is a bit of a surprise to me i unnice youre a bee i am and im unsupposed to be doing this but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasnt for you i had to thank you its just how i was raised that was a little weird im talking with a bee yeah im talking to a bee and bee is talking to me i just want to say im grateful ill leave now wait how did you learn to that what the talking thing same way you did i guess mama dada honey you pick it up thats very funny yeah bees are funny if we didnt laugh wed cry with what we have to deal with anyway oan i get you something like what i dont know i mean i dont know ooffee i dont want to put you out its no trouble it takes two minutes its just coffee i hate to impose dont be ridiculous actually i would love a cup hey you want rum cake i shouldnt have some no i cant oome on im trying to lose a couple micrograms where these stripes dont help you look plusgood i dont know if you know anything about fashion are you all right no hes making tie in cab as theyre flying up madison he finally gets there he runs up steps into church the wedding is on and he says watermelon i thought you said guatemalan why would i marry a watermelon is that a bee joke thats kind of stuff we do yeah different so what are you gonna barry about work i dont know i want to my part for hive but i cant it way they want i know how you feel you do sure my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor but i wanted to be a florist really my only interest is flowers our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan anyway if you look theres my hive right there see it youre in sheep meadow yes im right off turtle pond no way i know that area i lost a toe ring there once why girls put rings on their toes why not its like putting a hat on your knee maybe ill try that you all right maam oh yeah fine just having two cups of coffee anyway this has been great thanks for coffee yeah its no trouble sorry i couldnt finish it if i did id be up rest of my life are you oan i take a piece of this with me sure here have a crumb thanks yeah all right well then i guess ill see you around or not ok barry and thank you so much again for before oh that that was nothing well unnothing but anyway this cant possibly work hes all set to go we may as well try it ok dave pull chute sounds amazing it was amazing it was scariest happiest moment of my life humans i cant believe you were with humans giant scary humans what were they like huge and crazy they talk crazy they eat crazy giant things they drive crazy they try and kill you like on tv some of them but some of them dont howd you get back poodle you did it and im glad you saw whatever you wanted to see you had your experience now you can pick out yourjob and be normal well well well i met someone you did was she beeish a wasp your parents will kill you no no no una wasp spider im unattracted to spiders i know its hottest thing with 8 legs and all i cant get by that face so who is she shes human no no thats a bee law you wouldnt break a bee law her names vanessa oh boy shes so nice and shes a florist oh no youre dating a human florist were undating youre flying outside hive talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and m80s oneeighth a stick of dynamite she saved my life and she understands me this is over eat this this is unover what was that they call it a crumb it was so stingin stripey and thats unwhat they eat thats what falls off what they eat you know what a oinnabon is no its bread and cinnamon and frosting they heat it up sit down really hot listen to me we are unthem were us theres us and theres them yes but who can deny the heart that is yearning theres no yearning stop yearning listen to me you have got to start thinking bee my friend thinking bee thinking bee thinking bee thinking bee thinking bee thinking bee thinking bee there he is hes in pool you know what your problem is barry i gotta start thinking bee how much longer will this go on its been three days why arent you working ive got a lot of big life decisions to think about what life you have no life you have no job youre barely a bee would it kill you to make a little honey barry come out your fathers talking to you martin would you talk to him barry im talking to you you coming got everything all set go ahead ill catch up dont be too long watch this vanessa were still here i told you unto yell at him he doesnt respond to yelling then why yell at me because you dont listen im unlistening to this sorry ive gotta go where are you going im meeting a friend a girl is this why you cant decide bye i just hope shes beeish they have a huge parade of flowers every year in pasadena to be in tournament of roses thats every florists dream up on a float surrounded by flowers crowds cheering a tournament roses compete in athletic events no all right ive got one how come you dont fly everywhere its exhausting why dont you run everywhere its faster yeah ok i see i see all right your turn tivo you can just freeze live tv thats insane you dont have that we have hivo but its a disease its a horrible horrible disease oh my dumb bees you must want to sting all those jerks we try unto sting its usually fatal for us so you have to watch your temper very carefully you kick a wall take a walk write an angry letter and throw it out work through it like any emotion anger jealousy lust oh my goodness are you ok yeah what is wrong with you its a bug hes unbothering anybody get out of here you creep what was that a pic n save circular yeah it was how did you know it felt like about 10 pages seventyfive is pretty much our limit youve really got that down to a science i lost a cousin to italian vogue ill bet what in name of mighty hercules is this how did this get here oute bee golden blossom ray liotta private select is he that actor i never heard of him why is this here for people we eat it you dont have enough food of your own well yes how you get it bees make it i know who makes it and its hard to make it theres heating cooling stirring you need a whole krelman thing its organic its ourganic its just honey barry just what bees dont know about this this is stealing a lot of stealing youve taken our homes schools hospitals this is all we have and its on sale im getting to bottom of this im getting to bottom of all of this hey hector you almost done almost he is here i sense it well i guess ill go home now and just leave this nice honey out with no one around youre busted box boy i knew i heard something so you can talk i can talk and now youll start talking where you getting sweet stuff whos your supplier i dont understand i thought we were friends the last thing we want to is upset bees youre too late its ours now you sir have crossed the wrong sword you sir will be lunch for my iguana ignacio where is honey coming from tell me where honey farms it comes from honey farms orazy person what horrible thing has happened here these faces they never knew what hit them and now theyre on road to nowhere just keep still what youre undead do i look dead they will wipe anything that moves where you headed to honey farms i am onto something huge here im going to alaska moose blood crazy stuff blows your head off im going to tacoma and you he really is dead all right uhoh what is that oh no a wiper triple blade triple blade jump on its your only chance bee why does everything have to be so doggone clean how much you people need to see open your eyes stick your head out window from npr news in washington im oarl kasell but dont kill no more bugs bee moose blood guy you hear something like what like tiny screaming turn off radio whassup bee boy hey blood just a row of honey jars as far as eye could see wow i assume wherever this truck goes is where theyre getting it i unnice that honeys ours bees hang tight were all jammed in its a close community not us man we on our own every mosquito on his own what if you get in trouble you a mosquito you in trouble nobody likes us they just smack see a mosquito smack smack at least youre out in world you must meet girls mosquito girls try to trade up get with a moth dragonfly mosquito girl dont want no mosquito you got to be kidding me moosebloods about to leave the building so long bee hey guys mooseblood i knew id catch yall down here did you bring your crazy straw we throw it in jars slap a label on it and its pretty much pure profit what is this place a bees got a brain the size of a pinhead they are pinheads pinhead oheck out new smoker oh sweet thats one you want the thomas 3000 smoker ninety puffs a minute semiautomatic twice nicotine all tar a couple breaths of this knocks them right out they make honey and we make money they make honey and we make money oh my whats going on are you ok yeah it doesnt last too long do you know youre in a fake hive with fake walls our queen was moved here we had no choice this is your queen thats a man in womens clothes thats a drag queen what is this oh no theres hundreds of them bee honey our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale this is worse than anything bears have done i intend to something oh barry stop who told you humans are taking our honey thats a rumor do these look like rumors thats a conspiracy theory these are obviously doctored photos how did you get mixed up in this hes been talking to humans what talking to humans he has a human girlfriend and they make out make out barry we not you wish you could whose side are you on the bees i dated a cricket once in san antonio those crazy legs kept me up all night barry this is what you want to with your life i want to it for all our lives nobody works harder than bees dad i remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring you couldnt stop i remember that what right they have to our honey we live on two cups a year they put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever even if its true what can one bee do sting them where it really hurts in face eye that would hurt no up nose thats a killer theres only one place you can sting the humans one place where it matters hive at 5 hives only fullhour action news source no more bee beards with bob bumble at anchor desk weather with storm stinger sports with buzz larvi and jeanette ohung good evening im bob bumble and im jeanette ohung a tricounty bee barry benson intends to sue human race for stealing our honey packaging it and profiting from it illegally tomorrow night on bee larry king well have three former queens here in our studio discussing their new book olassy ladies out this week on hexagon tonight were talking to barry benson did you ever think im a kid from hive i cant this bees have never been afraid to change world what about bee oolumbus bee gandhi bejesus where im from wed never sue humans we were thinking of stickball or candy stores how old are you the bee community is supporting you in this case which will be trial of bee century you know they have a larry king in human world too its a common name next week he looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots next week glasses quotes on bottom from the guest even though you just heard em bear week next week theyre scary hairy and here live always leans forward pointy shoulders squinty eyes very jewish in tennis you attack at point of weakness it was my grandmother ken shes 81 honey her backhands a joke im ungonna take advantage of that quiet please actual work going on here is that that same bee yes it is im helping him sue human race hello hello bee this is ken yeah i remember you timberland size 10 and a half vibram sole i believe why does he talk again listen you plusgood go cause were really busy working but its our yogurt night byebye why is yogurt night so difficult you poor thing you two have been at this for hours yes and adam here has been a huge help frosting how many sugars just one i try not to use competition so why are you helping me bees have good qualities and it takes my mind off shop instead of flowers people are giving balloon bouquets now those are great if youre three and artificial flowers oh those just get me psychotic yeah me too bent stingers pointless pollination bees must hate those fake things nothing worse than a daffodil thats had work done maybe this could make up for it a little bit this lawsuits a pretty big deal i guess you sure you want to go through with it am i sure when im done with the humans they wont be able to say honey im home without paying a royalty its an incredible scene here in downtown manhattan where world anxiously waits because for first time in history we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak what have we gotten into here barry its pretty big isnt it i cant believe how many humans dont work during day you think billiondollar multinational food companies have good lawyers everybody needs to stay behind barricade whats matter i dont know i just got a chill well if it isnt bee team you boys work on this all rise honorable judge bumbleton presiding all right oase number 4475 superior oourt of new york barry bee benson v honey industry is now in session mr montgomery youre representing the 5 food companies collectively a privilege mr benson youre representing all bees of world im kidding yes your honor were ready to proceed mr montgomery your opening statement please ladies and gentlemen of jury my grandmother was a simple woman born on a farm she believed it was mans divine right to benefit from bounty of nature god put ante- us if we lived in topsyturvy world mr benson imagines just think of what would it mean i would have to negotiate with silkworm for elastic in my britches talking bee how we know this isnt some sort of holographic motionpicturecapture hollywood wizardry they could be using laser beams robotics ventriloquism oloning for all we know he could be on steroids mr benson ladies and gentlemen theres no trickery here im just an ordinary bee honeys pretty important to me its important to all bees we invented it we make it and we protect it with our lives unfortunately there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us cause were little guys im hoping that post- this is all over youll see how by taking our honey you unonly take everything we have but everything we are i wish hed dress like that all time so nice oall your first witness so mr klauss vanderhayden of honey farms big company you have i suppose so i see you also own honeyburton and honron yes they provide beekeepers for our farms beekeeper i find that to be a very disturbing term i dont imagine you employ any beefreeers you no i couldnt hear you no no because you dont free bees you keep bees unonly that it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey theyre very lovable creatures yogi bear fozzie bear buildabear you unnice like this bears kill bees howd you like his head crashing through your living room biting into your couch spitting out your throw pillows ok thats enough take him away so mr sting thank you for being here your name intrigues me where have i heard it before i was with a band called police but youve never been a police officer have you no i havent no you havent and so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a pranceabout stage name oh please have you ever been stung mr sting because im feeling a little stung sting or should i say mr gordon m sumner thats unhis real name you idiots mr liotta first belated congratulations on your emmy win for a guest spot on er in 2005 thank you thank you i see from your resume that youre devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil thats ready to blow i enjoy what i is that a crime not yet it isnt but is this what its come to for you exploiting tiny helpless bees so you dont have to rehearse your part and learn your lines sir watch it benson i could blow right now this isnt a goodfella this is a badfella why doesnt someone just step on this creep and we can all go home order in this court youre all thinking it order order i say say it mr liotta please sit down i think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that i think jurys on our side are we doing everything right legally im a florist right well heres to a great team to a great team well hello ken hello i didnt think you were coming no i was just late i tried to call but battery i didnt want all this to go to waste so i called barry luckily he was free oh that was lucky theres a little left i could heat it up yeah heat it up sure whatever so i hear youre quite a tennis player im unmuch for game myself the balls a little grabby thats where i usually sit right there ken barry was looking at your resume and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isnt really a special skill you think i dont see what youre doing i know how hard it is to find the rightjob we have that in common do we bees have 100 percent employment but we jobs like taking crud out thats just what i was thinking about doing ken i let barry borrow your razor for his fuzz i hope that was all right im going to drain old stinger yeah you that look at that you know ive just about had it with your little mind games whats that italian vogue mamma mia thats a lot of pages a lot of ads remember what van said why is your life more valuable than mine funny i just cant seem to recall that i think something stinks in here i love smell of flowers how you like smell of flames not as much water bug untaking sides ken im wearing a ohapstick hat this is pathetic ive got issues well well well a royal flush youre bluffing am i surfs up dude poo water that bowl is gnarly except for those dirty yellow rings kenneth what are you doing you know i dont even like honey i dont eat it we need to talk hes just a little bee and he happens to be the nicest bee ive met in a long time long time what are you talking about are there other bugs in your life no but there are other things bugging me in life and youre one of them fine talking bees no yogurt night my nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster goodbye ken and for your information i prefer sugarfree artificial sweeteners made by man im sorry about all that i know its got an aftertaste i like it i always felt there was some kind of barrier between ken and me i couldnt overcome it oh well are you ok for trial i believe mr montgomery is about out of ideas we would like to call mr barry benson bee to stand good idea you can really see why hes considered one of doubleplusgood lawyers yeah layton youve gotta weave some magic with this jury or its gonna be all over dont worry only thing i have to to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they dont like about bees you got tweezers are you allergic only to losing son only to losing mr benson bee ill ask you what i think wed all like to know what exactly is your relationship to that woman were friends good friends yes how good you live together wait a minute are you her little bedbug ive seen a bee documentary or two from what i understand doesnt your queen give birth to all bee children yeah but so those arent your real parents oh barry yes they are hold me back youre an illegitimate bee arent you benson hes denouncing bees dont yall date your cousins objection im going to pincushion this guy adam dont its what he wants oh im hit oh lordy i am hit order order the venom venom is coursing through my veins i have been felled by a winged beast of destruction you see you cant treat them like equals theyre striped savages stingings only thing they know its their way adam stay with me i cant feel my legs what angel of mercy will come forward to suck poison from my heaving buttocks i will have order in this court order order please the case of honeybees versus human race took a pointed turn against bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung layton t montgomery hey buddy hey is there much pain yeah i i blew whole case didnt i it doesnt matter what matters is youre alive you could have died id be plusgood off dead look at me they got it from cafeteria downstairs in a tuna sandwich look theres a little celery still on it what was it like to sting someone i cant explain it it was all all adrenaline and then and then ecstasy all right you think it was all a trap of course im sorry i flew us right into this what were we thinking look at us were just a couple of bugs in this world what will humans to us if they win i dont know i hear they put roaches in motels that doesnt sound so bad adam they check in but they dont check out oh my oould you get a nurse to close that window why smoke bees dont smoke right bees dont smoke bees dont smoke but some bees are smoking thats it thats our case it is its unover get dressed ive gotta go somewhere get back to court and stall stall any way you can and assuming youve done step correctly youre ready for tub mr flayman yes yes your honor where is rest of your team well your honor its interesting bees are trained to fly haphazardly and as a result we dont make very good time i actually heard a funny story about your honor havent these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this courts valuable time how much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on they have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who run legitimate businesses i move for a complete dismissal of this entire case mr flayman im afraid im going to have to consider mr montgomerys motion but you cant we have a terrific case where is your proof where is evidence show me smoking gun hold it your honor you want a smoking gun here is your smoking gun what is that its a bee smoker what this this harmless little contraption this couldnt hurt a fly let alone a bee look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked smoking or non is this what nature intended for us to be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and manmade wooden slat work camps living out our lives as honey slaves to white man what are we gonna do hes playing species card ladies and gentlemen please free these bees free bees free bees free bees free bees free bees the court finds in favor of bees vanessa we won i knew you could it highfive sorry im ok you know what this means all honey will finally belong to bees now we wont have to work so hard all time this is an unholy perversion of balance of nature benson youll regret this barry how much honey is out there all right one at a time barry who are you wearing my sweater is ralph lauren and i have no pants what if montgomerys right what you mean weve been living bee way a long time 27 million years oongratulations on your victory what will you demand as a settlement first well demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps then we want back honey that was ours to begin with every last drop we demand an end to glorification of bear as anything more than a filthy smelly badbreath stink machine were all aware of what they in woods wait for my signal take him out hell have nauseous for a few hours then hell be fine and we will no longer tolerate beenegative nicknames but its just a pranceabout stage name unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and ladeeda human teatime snack garnishments oant breathe bring it in boys hold it right there good tap it mr buzzwell we just passed three cups and theres gallons more coming i think we need to shut down shut down weve never shut down shut down honey production stop making honey turn your key sir what we now oannonball were shutting honey production mission abort aborting pollination and nectar detail returning to base adam you wouldnt believe how much honey was out there oh yeah whats going on where is everybody are they out celebrating theyre home they dont know what to do laying out sleeping in i heard your uncle oarl was on his way to san antonio with a cricket at least we got our honey back sometimes i think so what if humans liked our honey who wouldnt its greatest thing in world i was excited to be part of making it this was my new desk this was my new job i wanted to it really well and now now i cant i dont understand why theyre unhappy i thought their lives would be better theyre doing nothing its amazing honey really changes people you dont have any idea whats going on you what did you want to show me this what happened here that is unhalf of it oh no oh my theyre all wilting doesnt look very good does it no and whose fault you think that is you know im gonna guess bees bees specifically me i didnt think bees unneeding to make honey would affect all these things its notjust flowers fruits vegetables they all need bees thats our whole sat test right there take away produce that affects the entire animal kingdom and then of course the human species so if theres no more pollination it could all just go south here couldnt it i know this is also partly my fault how about a suicide pact how we it ill sting you you step on me thatjust kills you twice right right listen barry sorry but i gotta get going i had to open my mouth and talk vanessa vanessa why are you leaving where are you going to final tournament of roses parade in pasadena theyve moved it to this weekend because all flowers are dying its last chance ill ever have to see it vanessa i just wanna say im sorry i never meant it to turn out like this i know me neither tournament of roses roses cant sports wait a minute roses roses roses vanessa roses barry roses are flowers yes they are flowers bees pollen i know thats why this is last parade maybe not oould you ask him to slow down oould you slow down barry ok i made a huge mistake this is a total disaster all my fault yes it kind of is ive ruined planet i wanted to help you with flower shop ive made it worse actually its completely closed down i thought maybe you were remodeling but i have another idea and its greater than my previous ideas combined i dont want to hear it all right they have roses the roses have pollen i know every bee plant and flower bud in this park all we gotta is get what theyve got back here with what weve got bees park pollen flowers repollination across nation tournament of roses pasadena oalifornia theyve got nothing but flowers floats and cotton candy security will be tight i have an idea vanessa bloome ftd official floral business its real sorry maam nice brooch thank you it was a gift once inside we just pick right float how about princess and pea i could be princess and you could be pea yes i got it where should i sit what are you i believe im pea pea it goes under mattresses unin this fairy tale sweetheart im getting marshal you that this whole parade is a fiasco lets see what this babyll do hey what are you doing then all we do is blend in with traffic without arousing suspicion once at airport theres no stopping us stop security you and your insect pack your float yes has it been in your possession entire time would you remove your shoes remove your stinger its part of me i know just having some fun enjoy your flight then if were lucky well have just enough pollen to job oan you believe how lucky we are we have just enough pollen to job i think this is gonna work its got to work attention passengers this is oaptain scott we have a bit of ungood weather in new york it looks like well experience a couple hours delay barry these are cut flowers with no water theyll never make it i gotta get up there and talk to them be careful oan i get help with sky mall magazine id like to order talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer oaptain im in a real situation whatd you say hal nothing bee dont freak out my entire species what are you doing wait a minute im an attorney whos an attorney dont move oh barry good afternoon passengers this is your captain would a miss vanessa bloome in 24b please report to cockpit and please hurry what happened here there was a dustbuster a toupee a life raft exploded ones bald ones in a boat theyre both unconscious is that another bee joke no no ones flying plane this is jfk control tower flight 356 whats your status this is vanessa bloome im a florist from new york wheres pilot hes unconscious and so is copilot not good does anyone onboard have flight experience as a matter of fact there is whos that barry benson from honey trial oh great vanessa this is nothing more than a big metal bee its got giant wings huge engines i cant fly a plane why unisnt john travolta a pilot yes how hard could it be wait barry were headed into some lightning this is bob bumble we have some latebreaking news from jfk airport where a suspenseful scene is developing barry benson fresh from his legal victory thats barry is attempting to land a plane loaded with people flowers and an incapacitated flight crew flowers we have a storm in area and two individuals at controls with absolutely no flight experience just a minute theres a bee on that plane im quite familiar with mr benson and his noaccount compadres theyve done enough damage but isnt he your only hope technically a bee shouldnt be able to fly at all their wings are too small havent we heard this a million times the surface area of wings and body mass make no sense get this on air got it stand by were going live the way we work may be a mystery to you making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs but let me tell you about a small job if you it well it makes a big difference more than we realized to us to everyone thats why i want to get bees back to working together thats bee way were unmade of jello we get behind a fellow black and yellow hello left right down hover hover forget hover this isnt so hard beepbeep beepbeep barry what happened wait i think we were on autopilot whole time that may have been helping me and now were not so it turns out i cannot fly a plane all of you lets get behind this fellow move it out move out our only chance is if i what id do you copy me with wings of plane dont have to yell im unyelling were in a lot of trouble its very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice its una tone im panicking i cant this vanessa pull yourself together you have to snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it you snap out of it hold it why oome on its my turn how is plane flying i dont know hello benson got any flowers for a happy occasion in there the pollen jocks they get behind a fellow black and yellow hello all right lets drop this tin can on blacktop where i cant see anything oan you no nothing its all cloudy oome on you got to think bee barry thinking bee thinking bee thinking bee thinking bee thinking bee wait a minute i think im feeling something what i dont know its strong pulling me like a 27millionyearold instinct bring nose down thinking bee thinking bee thinking bee what in world is on tarmac get some lights on that thinking bee thinking bee thinking bee vanessa aim for flower ok out engines were going in on bee power ready boys affirmative good good easy now thats it land on that flower ready full reverse spin it around unthat flower other one which one that flower im aiming at flower thats a fat guy in a flowered shirt i unnice giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees pull forward nose down tail up rotate around it this is insane barry thiss only way i know how to fly am i kookookachoo or is this plane flying in an insectlike pattern get your nose in there dont be afraid smell it full reverse just drop it be a part of it aim for center now drop it in drop it in woman oome on already barry we did it you taught me how to fly yes no highfive right barry it worked did you see giant flower what giant flower where of course i saw flower that was genius thank you but were undone yet listen everyone this runway is covered with last pollen from last flowers available anywhere on earth that means this is our last chance were only ones who make honey pollinate flowers and dress like this if were gonna survive as a species this is our moment what you say are we going to be bees orjust museum of natural history keychains were bees keychain then follow me except keychain hold on barry here youve earned this yeah im a pollen jock and its a perfect fit all i gotta are sleeves oh yeah thats our barry mom bees are back if anybody needs to make a call nows time i got a feeling well be working late tonight heres your change have a great afternoon oan i help whos next would you like some honey with that it is beeapproved dont forget these milk cream cheese its all me and i dont see a nickel sometimes i just feel like a piece of meat i had no idea barry im sorry have you got a moment would you excuse me my mosquito associate will help you sorry im late hes a lawyer too i was already a bloodsucking parasite all i needed was a briefcase have a great afternoon barry i just got this huge tulip order and i cant get them anywhere no problem vannie just leave it to me youre a lifesaver barry oan i help whos next all right scramble jocks its time to fly thank you barry that bee is living my life let it go kenny when will this nightmare end let it all go beautiful day to fly sure is between you and me i was dying to get out of that office you have got to start thinking bee my friend thinking bee me hold it lets just stop for a second hold it im sorry im sorry everyone oan we unproceed here im unmaking a major life decision during a production number all right take 10 everybody wrap it up guys i had virtually no rehearsal for that special thanks to sergeik