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takes an integer time/date and returns a user-friendly text string representation of now until then.
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<?php | |
// -------------------- RETURN USER FRIENDLY DATE/TIME STRING ------------- | |
function cuteDate($compared) { | |
if(!is_numeric($compared) || strlen(time())!=10) return 'date unknown'; // proper format check | |
$today= time(); // get it | |
$diff= $today-$compared; // subtract it | |
// return the cute string | |
switch(true) { | |
case $diff < 0 : { // ------------------------------- IN THE FUTURE ------------------- | |
switch (true) { | |
case $diff > -120 : // ----------------------- Seconds (within 2 minutes) | |
return 'in just a moment'; break; | |
case $diff > -3600 : // ----------------------- Minutes | |
return 'in '.number_format($diff/-60).' minutes'; break; | |
case $diff > -64800 : // ----------------------- Hours | |
return 'in '.number_format($diff/-3600).' hours ('.date("g:i",$compared).')'; break; | |
case $diff > -172800 : // ----------------------- Yesterday (over 18 hours ago) | |
return 'tomorrow at '.date("g:ia",$compared); break; | |
case $diff > -604800 : // ----------------------- Day in the next week | |
return 'next '.date('D',$compared).'. at '.date("g:ia",$compared); // (lowercase L = long / uppercase D = short) break; | |
case $diff > -691200 : // ----------------------- One week from today | |
return 'in a week at '.date("g:ia",$compared); break; | |
case $diff > -1123200 : // ----------------------- Within two weeks | |
return 'in '.number_format($diff/-86400).' days ('.date('n/j',$compared).')'; break; | |
case $diff > -31449600 : // ----------------------- This year | |
return date('F jS',$compared); break; // (uppercase M = short / uppercase F = long) | |
default : // ----------------------- Over a year from now | |
return date("M jS, 'y",$compared); break; // (uppercase M = short / uppercase F = long) | |
} | |
} | |
break; | |
case $diff >= 0 : { // ------------------------------- IN THE PAST -------------------- | |
switch (true) { | |
case $diff < 120 : // ----------------------- Seconds (up to 2 minutes) | |
return 'a moment ago'; break; | |
case $diff < 3600 : // ----------------------- Minutes | |
return number_format($diff/60).' minutes ago'; break; | |
case $diff < 65880 : // ----------------------- Hours | |
return number_format($diff/3600).' hours ago ('.date("g:i",$compared).')'; break; | |
case $diff < 172800 : // ----------------------- Yesterday (over 18 hours ago) | |
return 'yesterday at '.date("g:ia",$compared); break; | |
case $diff < 518400 : // ----------------------- Days still in the week | |
return 'last '.date('D',$compared).'. at '.date("g:ia",$compared); // (lowercase L = long / uppercase D = short) break; | |
case $diff < 604800 : // ----------------------- One week ago today | |
return 'a week ago at '.date("g:ia",$compared); break; | |
case $diff < 1123200 : // ----------------------- Within two weeks | |
return number_format($diff/86400).' days ago ('.date('n/j',$compared).')'; break; | |
case $diff < 1209600 : // ----------------------- Two weeks ago today | |
return 'two weeks ago'; break; | |
case $diff < 31449600 : // ----------------------- This year | |
return date('F jS',$compared); break; // (uppercase M = short / uppercase F = long) | |
case $diff < 31536000 : // ----------------------- Exactly a year ago | |
return 'a year ago today'; break; | |
default : // ----------------------- Over a year ago | |
return date("M jS, 'y",$compared); // (uppercase M = short / uppercase F = long) | |
} | |
} | |
} // main switch | |
} | |
?> |
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Cute page: http://doublethoughtmedia.com/cutedate
Drupal module: https://www.drupal.org/project/cute_date