KMIKEYM current stock price and lowest offers available

K5M.rb

# KMIKEYM current stock price and five lowest offers available
# By Douglas Dollars / @theDoug

require 'open-uri'
require 'nokogiri'

  @page = Nokogiri::HTML(open("http://www.kmikeym.com/offers"))
  @current_price = @page.xpath("//*[@id='price-block-inner']/h2/text()")

def offer(number)
  who = slicer(number, "/td/a")
  howmany = slicer(number, "/td[2]")
  priced = slicer(number, "/td[3]")
  return "  #{who}: #{howmany} @ #{priced}"
end

def slicer(number, splud)
  return @page.xpath("//*[@id='body']/div/div[5]/table/tr[#{number}]#{splud}/text()")
end

def line
  puts '$------------------------------------------------------$'
end

def title_card(current_price)
  puts '
 $$$    d$P  $$$$$$$$$  $$$b     d$$$
 $$$   d$P   $$$        $$$$b   d$$$$   S T O C K
 $$$  d$P    $$$        $$$$$b.d$$$$$
 $$$d$$K     $$$$$$$b.  $$$Y$$$$$P$$$   V A L U E
 $$$$$$$b         "Y$$b $$$ Y$$$P $$$
 $$$  Y$$b          $$$ $$$  Y$P  $$$   D I S P L A Y
 $$$   Y$$b  Y$$b  d$$P $$$   "   $$$
 $$$    Y$$b  "Y$$$$P"  $$$       $$$   T E R M I N A L'
   line
   puts "          Current KmikeyM value: #{current_price}/share         "
   line
   puts '  Lowest current offers (shares / price)'
   line
end


def do_it
  title_card(@current_price)
  for i in 1..10 do puts offer(i) end
end

do_it